To straight male Zig Forums anons who look like this...

To straight male Zig Forums anons who look like this, if you were offered $500 to have your anus fucked by a trap for 30 minutes and then she cums into it and you suck her off, would you do it?

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will anybody ever know besides the 2 of us?

>$500
a pajeet would, though

>if you were paid $500 to fuck a trap
Yes
>if you were paid $500 to be fucked by a trap
No, also $500 is literally nothing. So I'd fuck a trap for free, but fucking me in the ass is out of the picture.

Guys I'm thinking of starting dating again after neeting for 3 yrs.
I've become afraid of women through the last few years however I really wanna put my pepe into something again. What are the options? Should I go for 6/10 or should I try get 7/10 girls into their bed (since I live with parents and can't invite)? I'm attractive but mega antisocial beta. Is there still hope?

go for a 3/10 then, 4/10 if you're feeling confident

>she

>only $500
fuck no, $5,000 i might consider it $50,000 definitely

I'd do it for free and I'm straight. The $500 is a bonus ;)

>She

>she

ok listen after being ghosted by a 8/10 QT i fucked a few times i decided to become a wizzard. After 5 years a virgin i can truly say it was totally worth it. Being an incel was the best decision in my whole life. Smoke weed every day, look at meme charts livin la vida loca

How about you go for being straight.

does it have to be 30 minutes, or could it be longer?

>straight
>look like that
pick one

I'd do it for free

If you were a neet for 3 years chances are you're not as attractive as you think

this

Thanks, but 3 is deff not an option.
I followed charts everyday for 4hours at least until ~ a month ago. I basically got sick of them.
I think I am
I was out on Saturday with friends I haven't seen for a year or two and when my friend left to wc, his gf sat near me and rubbed her ass into me. Fuck I wanted to bang her so bad, but I think he later noticed she looks at me too much and insisted to "go home already since its late". She was 6/10.

>she

>$500
jfc you faggots are pathetic

Nah, probably not for $500.

I don't think that really means anything. Even attractive people hate working. I have a friend who has done modelling that was NEET for years, and now he does landscaping.

nothing straight about tight fitting pants

OP pic is homo

that's a woman

Why has this question ever even crossed your mind.

>$500

I think I'd rather just wait for my centrelink cheques to come in rather than have a prolapsed anus for the rest of my life mate

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Nah, that's only one Tesla stock post-split.

>$500
Nope

free, I am not a prostitute