/smg/ - Stock Market General

g-golden b-bull .... run..... edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previously on /SMG/:

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youtube.com/watch?v=5r3B7yz6J68&ab_channel=AnnenMayKantereit
twitter.com/AnonBabble

golden bull trap edition

>@_@
Disgusting normie OP edition

nuuuuuuu ;_;

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Chad bulls get ready for another BLOOD GREEN day. Bobo not welcome.

morning, what's for breakfast

First for accumulating NEE after 4 for 1 stock split announced. Picrel is their nuke plant

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Need M4A for the golden bull run.

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First for miko and being 95% cash.

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Green dildos

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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nuuuu me no normie nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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QUICK POST YOUR PLAYS TODAY OR YOULL BE VISTED BY THE GIANT RED DILDOS

If you aren't out by October idk what the fuck you think you are doing but it's not going to work.

Weed before work.

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Anyone else still bagholding SQQQ calls? Did TA user an hero? I still feel comfy but I think it could be cope

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FED Flakes

volatility low enough for calendar spreads?

I don't have one but I want one. Don't know what to get but I want to ride a few PnDs

Guys we’re going up too fast. Surely there must be some kind of pullback today or tomorrow.

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>For all
Why not just for citizens?

TSLA chads what is battery day suppose to be about? Im bullish but not sure what to expect. Some analysts said they might present a new battery design that beats current tech but how is that possible if battery companies never figured it out?

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Coffee and vicodin.

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>breakfast
enjoy being fat

He needs a bigger nose and there needs to be a replica of him in the crowd holding an abolish ice sign

>me up 300 points on NQ long again
>still no selling

me.... me just want be up 1000 points
am that too much for ask

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Ride out SQQQ and SQQQ calls until tomorrow
Watch AAPL faggotry and see if I want to buy in and sell a peak intraday
Consider rolling over NKLA puts if the delusion prevents price from crashing further
Watch TSLA for signs of delusion puttering out before the big crash
Watch snowflake to establish good times for puts or good buyin

Still holding Kroger 36C 9/18. I just don’t want them to expire worthless. Also the LEN drop AH gutted me

Oatmeal made with almond milk. One scoop chocolate whey protein. One scoop peanut butter. Enjoy the gains.

Number 4 from McDonald’s with a large iced caramel coffee with LIGHT ICE

>Not eating oatmeal every morning
You won't make it

Tax cuts are not free money. You still have to earn money that could be taxed.

Yes only Black Coffee until lunch.

me tomato juice and bacon fried rice >_

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I agree it should just be for american citizens, just like many other countries.

The system right now sucks (still better than pre-ACA) but needs an overhaul.

I am praying to Jesus that TSLA crashes to smite w*men and faggots that bought it.

>I AM SILLY

based

Im not accusing you of anything user, but most people I know that ask for light/no ice in their beverages are usually land whales.

The guy on top of the pile of money isn't even wrong though, how many 'socialist democrats' out there do you think even really give a shit about political or economic theory, and how many do you think are just like
>fug, everything's expensive, I wish someone else would just pay for it lel
That being said I also want free stuff, gimme free stuff somebody

women am typically better investors than me, user

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Water
Mio
Some shady over the counter valium replacement

WE ARE THE SQQQ CALL MARINES
AND
WE
ARE
NOT
SELLING

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Apple Glass will be announced with Eman as their partner . So go into eman

>Ride out SQQQ and SQQQ calls until tomorrow
What strike?

/smg/ is basically stocktwits except i don't need to register an account and login to post and i can say nigger, is that about right?

People making 500k+, 1M+, 5M+, 50M+ and 1B+ all need to be taxed more.
Middle class taxes should stay the same.
Keep a large offset (say first 25k tax free).

This is how you make america great again.

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sirs...

>could’ve bought anything yesterday
>bought lci

Why do I do this?

Most people I've seen were riding 26-27 from Friday.

What fucking job do you do that you can smoke weed beforehand? I think I would seriously doubt my carreer choice if I can smoke a fat blunt before I start.

Ok faggot

You’re not wrong, but I only ask for that with my iced coffee so I don’t get jew’d out of my caffeine in the morning. I’m actually underweight for my height go figure

You can also say 'faggot' if you want, don't miss out!

The tears of GME shorts

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Who’d break their fast this early. No willpower. Good thing the rich won’t let this well lubed machine fail for them to store their money. Could you go a day to days without eating until you hunted you’re own meal, that is if you could hunt being so accustomed to being fed you’re head would be gone?

>There are Bobos that didn't close their shorts on Friday like we all basically begged them to

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still holding

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>he hates women
>thinks I'm the faggot
get a load of this closet kek

I make ~250k as a software engineer.
I'd advocate for slightly higher taxes on myself.
Good luck kid.

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I used to use my brain before
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everydayineed to keepcooming
The first, the second, the third,the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't controlit,i'ma coomer

(chorus)
I'm acoomer
I'm a coomer
I'ma coomer
I'm a coomer

I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer

(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer

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You can also say "faggot"

Well you can only say nigger sometimes because the nigger mods get upset and if some kike reports you some of the janny faggots will give you a time out

holy politically correct pandering, batman!

>still better than pre-ACA
I totally disagree, coming from the perspective of a working class career, most of our premiums are up 30% and coverage is arguably worse.

I'm about to sell AAPL as soon as I can breakeven. My average is too high. I'll get back in later.

TSLA is going too. Need some cash for these dips.

Not him but I manage a commercial cleaning company. I stay blitz at work, it's the only way to not go insane from the monotony.

It's true I do in fact hate women bros

Somebody should edit the second one to say "Attack of the Negro"

I didn't eat any dinner, im having an El Monterey microwavable sausage egg cheese burrito. It's pretty shitty, but there's a little spice to it, so it gets about a 6/10. Would not recommend.

God, I hate it when one of those nigger dick loving tranny jannies gets upset about a kike report on my posts about nigger dick loving tranny jannies.

Stop cooming. It's simple. Just stop doing it

Might be that American weed is weaker than Dutch weed but an average joint will have me paranoid for an hour at least. How do you manage the smell or you just don't care?

"El Gordo" is alive and well I see, even after all these years after Scarface

>arguably worse
Premiums were going up anyway without a reboot of the system. Capitalism demands it.
Have you ever needed to claim something in the 200k, 500k+ range on insurance? Pre-ACA they would make up some "pre-existing condition" (i.e. you had a kid via cesarean section, how scandalous!) and would just drop you and your whole family.
Good luck paying for that.

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CLL IS GUNNA TANK

Thats alright though. Just gunna buy more at rock bottom.

>Did TA user an hero?

what was the last pic he posted with the channel? hasn't price exited the channel by now?

Some people just get paranoid from it. I’ve been arrested 3 times for pot in my youth so is basically ruined for me. I’m that guy that goes diving into the bushes anytime I see headlights.

Buy DFEN boys. Big things happening

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I'm a coomer
I'm a doomer
I'm a thirty years old boomer

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Kinda hoping for a DPHC/horse dip today so I can buy nore

I have more pre frontal cortex than you were born with even at my rotting away state. Then on top of that the rotting will stop and I’ll only go up just like stocks. Don’t worry though if I make it I’ll take care of all my Autists.

Should I wait for GME to drop a lil or should I get back in at open?

hey we're not as deluded as stocktwits

Already done you pay no income tax below roughly 25k

Top income is 37% plus state plus local plus property so easily 50 already. If you’re talking capital gains being higher you need to gtfo of our SMG nigger loving faggot.

WHO TOLD ME TO BUY DPHC I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED I'LL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I don't smoke bud I vape thc oil so I can do it anywhere without smelling. Also I have a pretty ridiculous tolerance due to using consistently for the last 15 years. I'm also the boss and the only person I answer too is the owner, and the owner trusts me and doesn't like to be bothered by trivial shit. I only talk to him when absolutely necessary.

I'm sure he'll show up when it starts to fall a bit again

how tf do i buy snowflake on robinhood?

you can't faggot

Ehhh it seems no namish why would it pump like the normie favorites of apple and tesla?

You should've seen their character bios. It screams heresy.
Also, FOMC meeting today. Be prepared.

>1M+, 5M+, 50M+ and 1B+ all
Most people dont make that though. Jeff Bezos didnt make that, he made nothing last year as its all stock appreciation not money paid. Youd be taxing nothing.

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what time? also where can i watch? i day trade but i want to steer clear of that shit.

Explain your logic

hard to say since it's not opening at +6% premarket like yesterday. Could just be a crab day today anyways
Are you entering or just averaging up? If you're just entering just don't give a shit about timing too much because GME is unironically still undervalued ($450 million market cap for the numbers it's pulling?)

>Pre-ACA they would make up some "pre-existing condition"
Yeah and currently they are using that same excuse to increase premiums to an insane degree. Good luck being a diabetic and expecting to not pay a second mortgage to get insurance.
Not to mention most people have to get new insurance every single year. There's really no getting around how we are getting less coverage for more money.

Can you trade premarket with TDA?

Im having 3 slices of pepperoni pizza I reheated from last night with a tall glass of Dr Pepper. It’s so fucking good boys, I love the single life.

Imagine not holding ARKW.

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Instead of looking at how private sector ppl made millions, we need to be looking at how career politicians made millions. fucking crooks.

If every single hololive girl ended up just being DSP, that would actually be dangerously based.

Just invest in a sex doll anons

i dumped it yesterday on open for a 50% loss

God damn filthy animal eat some decent food

It's pathetic garbage either way.

NIGGER YOU WHAT

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why not? their website alludes to it

Unless you are lifting heavy weights or doing cardio daily, this is not healthy.

You can get high and still function pretty well as long as you've built up a tolerance and aren't getting BBQ'd. It helps focus if you get a good sativa.

>going up too fast
Last week we fell off a fucking cliff. This is hardly even recovery levels.

racist

>just raise taxes that'll solve everything lel

lol at people who sold yesterday, but also what the fuck. I aint going near tesla with a 1000 ft pole

Yeah looks like we broke out of the down trend in premarket. We’ll see if it holds or if powell dumps on us tomorrow

Quad witching Friday too

or you can just send nigs and spics and their enablers to africa and 90% of your problems will solve themselves

can't wait to see what happens to GIGA.V
people bought it because it was named giga and it's a nickel miner (well not really, I don't think they even have permits or mines up at all) and rumours were that Tesla was going to invest into a Canadian nickel miner, hopefulyl GIGA.V for some reason

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this but it will feature software from MVIS and stemcell biofeedback sensor from ONTX. go into all those for big gains

They are going to crash Tesla and Apple so hard at open.

Why would you think I would want to defile miko like that you disgusting fucking pig! She is an angel, not meant for sex.

show me tha money
show me tha money
do do do de de do do do do do do

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I went out and got ihop last night and now my stomach hurts real bad. How do I cure nausea bros? I have to wageslave in an hour

On a side note, good day to be in metal miners. Collectively bumping my portfolio up about 6 percent

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It's 2 whole days. Today is the monetary policy meeting. Tomorrow is the press conference.

I'm dumping my 15 shares today.

youtube.com/watch?v=5r3B7yz6J68&ab_channel=AnnenMayKantereit

Obama and Democrats make everything worse.

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