/smg/ - Stock Market General

drugged edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for everyone laugh at SQQQ tripfag

1 AAPL share = 1 Apple watch price EOY

no bully pls

How do we cancel tip culture?

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youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

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link to AAPL event?

Apple always said they were diversifying their income streams and they did it, now pay your subscription service!

AAPLQ

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Jim cramer must be protected at all costs

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Snapple event.
youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

that apple tranny would have been ugly as a woman anyways, now he's ugly as a """man"""

>All in 1 apple subscription service

This is basically Apple's version of Amazon Prime, they bundle everything together and the consumer is like "hmm seems like a good deal look at all the shit I get"

im glad tech will finally crash now. Even normies gotta see how retarded this livestream is

This Apple milf though

>NKLA STILL WORTH 10X MORE MARKET CAP THAN WKHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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I just don't go to places where I will be expected to tip
if I do have to tip, I always give 20% or more

cunt needs to tell her boss to pay her minimum wage.

Turns out LINK was a scam, stockfags win again

Ask me anything about CLF

Holding $50k between options and shares of this company

Cramer literally did nothing wrong. Portnoy should say something in support

Post your face when NKLA ninja's the contract from WKHS

I want a jewish mommy GF

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I know right, she also has those crazy eyes which makes her even hotter

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She's right though. Stay at home so she gets nothing.

>Cramer literally did nothing wrong
What's happening again?

10% is still breddy gud....

We told you that big guys are buying back in. Not that we knew that it would go up or anything, but I hope you at least closed some of those puts for a profit and went long with that.

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Man, AAPL is gonna suck so much money out of these normies with all their subscription shit.
Fuck that tranny though

fucking LMAOing at anyone that bought that shit above $10, underperformed boomer stocks and still not selling
TURBOLMAOING at all retards that bought below $5 and didn't sell at $20 and switch to stocks

>How do we cancel tip culture?
You've got two choices:
>keep tip culture, where the wage is dependent on service quality
>adopt gay euro/aus system where you don't have to tip and the workers get a flat wage w/ health insurance but the service is shitty and they don't care if you're even there.

Now THATS a 1000 cock stare

NO SHUT UP LIMP DICK
GRUG STRONG. GRUG AND ALL GRUG TRIBE BIG MUSCLE. GRUG TRIBE F O R C E NKLA UP. GRUG TRIBE WILL FORCE MARKET TO MAKE THEM MANY VISHNUS. GRUG TRIBE STRONG, GRUG TRIBE GET THE MOST SHINE ROCK. SO WHAT IF NKLA VIOLATE LAW? GRUG NOT CARE, GRUG STRONGER THAN LAW

my dick

i had to have an ipad for high school and it was shit

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My call is up two percent. I assume this means your shilling is working.

Dont bully my wife

Order takeout so you never have to tip them anyway.

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>sergay betrayed them
imagine my shock

he's getting cancelled on twitter for calling Pelosi "crazy nancy" to her face

I tip based on attractiveness because I'm not poor. 10% for goblinas, 40% babes. If dude, 15% always. Unless he's a bro, then a move to 18%.

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and FUCK this FAS looking hag

and FUCK this manlet currently talking

I dunno how old you are now but current gen Ipads are the best tablets you can buy

Was it you that tricked me to buy the top last week?

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Well, he's right..
Stupid faggot world

Recovery week Bros!!!!

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I'm going to enjoy watching linkie bagholders post their screenshots at the top and pretend that if they just wait long enough, they'll be millionaires

AAPL will go up 1$ everytime they say ipad

thought he said it was a joke

I never owned an Apple product. I just see retarded fucks use it so I buy their stocks. My weekly profits on them is so high I could buy a new iphone every single week just with that retard stock.

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I live in the bay area and that manlet looks and dresses like 80% of all the tech faggots here

>doesnt want a millionaire caretaker jewish mommy

NGMI

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At least you got to look at porn when you were supposed to be studying
Back in muh day all we had for entertainment in class was passing notes
Hand written ones, like dirty savages

in SF there are servers who bitch about 20% tips now. apparently the standard tip has moved up to 25% in big cities

Based /g/ mods put a triggered Stallman on the stickied AAPL thread

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How do we stop crazy Nancy?

It's clear that he awkwardly wanted top quote the president. How can twitter be such a cesspoll?

>SQQQ
It's got Short in the name, what did you expect?

I do the opposite of this
attractive women get less, ugly women get more (unless they're bad waitress), dudes get more

Ohhhh looks like we have new tripfag for btfo

Care make any market predictions

proper amount for goblinas and dudes is always 10% max

People in San Francisco bitch about everything though.

>I just see retarded fucks use it so I buy their stocks
Why would the declining sales of Ipads make you buy Apple stock? It's the phones that makes you buy Apple

So here's a question: I'm 5K into GMHI, and up 17% at the moment. It's been going incrementally up every day recently, 1-2%. Should I just sell and move onto something else, or is that stupid and the clever move is just to push the stop sell limit up as it goes?

I was planning on selling today, guess I'm holding until the next iphone

This hurts me too much.
It's too true. I can only hope that I learn from my mistakes. It's true. Stonks only go up.

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>tipping brown people

> These are the people swaying elections and corporate and social policy

Based

What's your opinion on Mercado Libre (MELI)? It has grown tremendously over the past couple of year, and analysts seem to love it. I'm always skeptical of investing in companies in Emerging Markets though, especially when it seems that investors expectations are this high. I sort of fear that I might have missed the boat on it already...

He cant see it though since he uses curl to surf the web

>typical itoddler

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>iPedOS
Bearish?

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This is the way.

$329 for the new ipad is amazing

>we
You know damn well this place has no power despite the six to seven figure accounts that occasionally pop up.

Servers in the US don't give a shit about quality, they will assault you if you 'don't tip enough' following garbage-tier service and unless you want to eat food full of cum and shit (for real), you don't go twice, ever, to a restaurant you've tipped less than 15% before, or a restaurant where the server was acting like an asshole (because regardless of tip they'll feel entitled to shit you up).
Service quality in europe is so far ahead it's insane, precisely because they don't care. They gain nothing from fucking people over.

This asshole needs to draw faster, I don't get to see this bitch's toes often enough.

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APPLE IS SWITCHING TO USBC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BULLISHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would anyone wear an Apple watch every day over a classic watch? Wouldn't dare wear that or any. smartwatch over my Seamaster

thats the whole reason i'm tripping now. baggie SQQQfag lost all their money so someone new has to take up the mantle to lose all their money lest we anger the Gods.

I bought two APPL 130c 9/25.
and five TSM 90c 10/2

when do i buy more into TQQQ/SOXL?

my little Autismo is just having sensory overload
don't reprimand him he must be entertained no matter how retarded or disruptive he is being

regulators were getting on their ass about that, it was inevitable

Cope
I sold at 18 and am still holding 3000+

ipad 8th for 329 is a good deal, ok that's cool

Does Tim Apple look a bit shaky?

I keep swing trading WKHS. I've been successful at avoiding red days, although I probably would've made more if I just held 100%.
My name is user, and I am a gambler.

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Because some governments are now paying people to wear one.

fortunately with stocks, i'll never need to sell since they will always go up, unlike link

Could you go all in on TQQQ and QQQ so it tanks? Thanks

>all screen display
>has bezels that are at least .25" wide
ok