Daily reminder >Dont ever tip >Always buy the dip >All women are whores >Jews are white >All jannies are trannies >Covered calls are scams >Tesla will put us on mars
why do people hate women so much. half my friends are women. usually femcel engineer types but they're all nice and have been good friends. there's still a chance for my $130 calls, it doesn't expire until 9/25
the amount you'd be comfortable gambling on roulette
Ryder Thomas
market is too shaky for me. i bought like 4600 of TQQQ/SOXL. ill probably buy a little more if it dips hard. after that im just going to theta gang until a real crash or things stabilize
Thomas Thomas
apple announced new sell offs
Matthew Ortiz
>you don't make much money doing this do you? i'm up 50% since April but I know that's considered pathetic considering we just went through the easiest boom market in history. Feel like i'm learning more everyday.
I'm guessing short squeeze? That's why I don't fuck with pump and dumps and squeezes, no idea which way is which.
Aiden Hill
>sell offs god i'm retarded i meant new products
Brody Green
OOOH YOU TELL EM GURL TSLA MEME LINE SAYS BUY THE DIP GO ALL IN TSLA QUEENS WE ARE HOLDING FOREVER GONNA BE RICH WHO WANTS SOME STARBUCKS ON MEEE HAHAHA #MADEIT #SLAY #TSLA
Tyler Evans
If im up $40 on two call options, is it best to just claim that profit? does it ever get better than that?
I havent really ever done much option trading so I'm a tad bit lost. Got both contracts for fairly cheap under $200
please respond
Lincoln Mitchell
$AAPL $150 EOW
Samuel Campbell
you laugh but the morons who buy into TSLA have probably out performed most of us.
Christopher Diaz
I'm and I think the reason they all hate women is because they hate themselves
Jason Campbell
close your position before you lose all of your money dont touch options if you dont understand them
Noah Brooks
Tech pajeets, THOTs, and Japanese boomers. The unholy alliance of TSLA "investors".
Caleb Robinson
halved my apple position. Held that shit for two months now and it was up 5% I could probably have done better on fucking coca cola
Jackson Taylor
guys if horse doesn't close green i'm going to lose my house
What’s the best way for me to trade VIX movement? When I did it last time back in March I used TVIX and made a fucking killing, but I can’t seem to find TVIX anywhere now
Well as me and my TSLA queens like to say, LIVE LAUGH LOVE me and Stacy are going down to #starbucks to talk #stocks - almost pumpkin spice season!!!!!
Leo Russell
I want to say yes but then it'll start to pump again, so no
Adrian Walker
it doesn't matter, they will lose their money on some other retarded stock down the line.
Leo Jones
Have fun being homeless
Cooper James
Polish genocide is not white genocide, just polish genocide.
Gabriel Gray
TVIX got removed friend, your option is UVXY now
Henry Jones
Bro, I don't know how to tell you But TVIX.... is gone Got the coof and never recovered.
Liam Myers
TSLA is up over 120% in 3 months. All people who don't own it can do is try to make jokes to compensate for the fact they are missing out on ez money precisely because everyone with a checking account can download RH and buy fractional shares.
nobody buying new apple stuff when unemployment keeps skyrocketing, gibs train went off the tracks, schools are giving out free memebooks, and college students aren't really going back to school in full swing and probably wont until next year
user you can become a millionaire with a few thousand buying into options or you can lose all your money in a day. If you don't understand them you truly won't know when to sell or the risk of not selling at a particular time. Taking any profit is not bad but the right option plays can net you 100% return easily on any normal day of trading.
Henry White
I am but I’m scared it will just dump back to $0.05 if they’re not confirmed for Tesla
I have a static tip amount, the food price rarely influences the quality of service. Still not sure how people were convinced you should tip a percentage of the total as though the more you spend the harder they work lol
all these diversity hire CEOs how the hell is our society holding together at all
Nathan Myers
WON'T SOMEONE BUY THIS GOD DAMN DIP AHHHHHHH t. NKLA bagholder
Tyler Walker
Shit was insane bro, I remember like 10-20% movements on the daily going both ways Shame it’s gone, I would’ve liked more gambling on it Thanks for the suggestion desu Is it leveraged or just 1:1 VIX movement?
>yfw the shekels shook all the week hands out and $AAPL reaches $130 EOW
Brayden Reyes
I know right!??!? What's with all the TSLA haters??? U boys just upset bc you spent all your money on video games and stupid trucks and not on THE GREATEST stock EVER!!!
Why don't you just buy now silly TSLA is still way way down from just a month ago it was like $1200 just buy more it will go back sweetie I promise and you can finally stop being poor and afford nice things...like more TSLA stock xDDD
PCG didn't start the fires this time, it was lightning. People are expecting a bailout these are media women, literally every person in media is a psychopath. male or female.
>gay bear Nigga just because bobo is fucking your sweet little asshole don't mean he's gay. In fact it means you're gay.
Ryder Jenkins
I live in Cali and fucking despise PCG Last year around this time I made good money with puts against them, fuck PCG for some reason, making money feels way better when you also satisfy personal vendettas at the same time desu
Jeremiah Gomez
There's no way Tesla goes up tomorrow right?
Easton Rogers
thread volume just dropped off, bullish
Jacob Lopez
UVXY is 1.5x so not as based as TVIX but still good and it has options too
Tyler Martinez
guys guys guys... SQQQ $33c 9/18 thank me later theyre only 4 cents but u can 10x by friday
Brandon Jones
What the fuck happened, I literally just took a shower cause the markets were boring all day. I should have known better than to doubt power hour.
I'm wondering if QQQ is bouncing off the 1H 180 MA or if it's going to re-test the lows. I think we're just pulling back more than normal due to market uncertainty.
Gavin Hughes
>I live in Cali and fucking despise PCG >there's hardly a Californian alive who doesn't
Bentley Ortiz
I just bought the option today and it doesnt expire until the end of october and I expect the stock to rise more than what it is at the moment. I really did want to cash out though.
Bentley Allen
>SOXL 4.18% up is there a way to filter retard posters
Thomas Davis
where's the CLF shill? i'm tempted to buy
Adrian Jenkins
if you think dialectically about it you'd realize tinder is populated by the dregs of humanity.
best place to meet a woman is either at church or volunteering for a political cause you believe in. Met my last gf picking up trash for the surfrider foundation. I'm not a chad, i'm not super attractive either. Tinder is brain poison and the app itself it literally designed to create this disparity
Ryan King
Momentum and debt
Adam Ortiz
I'm up like $1500/2000 today bro
Blake Collins
lol how naive.
Adrian Parker
Small sample bias and a high potential those accounts are fake.
Xavier Morales
God damn it. Of course it was a Trump tweet that made it to down.
looking like most of my covered calls are going to get exercised not looking too comfy missing out on all the gains
Josiah Martin
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING
Kayden Green
i'm selling out of CRM and QQQ, don't worry bros. that means they're going to moon tomorrow
Lincoln Garcia
Kek who cares if he has no control over the company. It's like that guy who sold Minecraft demanding no one buy the game because Microsoft owns it now.
Luke Cooper
Literally just by stock in a long term hold and write weeklys whats so hard
Brody Taylor
best hedge for jpow tomorrow?
Nolan Campbell
Bet you thought that sounded really smart before posting, brainlet.
I'm gonna repeat my warning about WKHS because some of you don't seem to get it. The upside is $30, maybe $40 if the contract exceeds expectations. The downside is $15.
