/smg/ - Stock Market General

can futures keep their act together for just 5 mins pls edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
trump supporters are mentally ill

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previously on Zig Forums Centtal:

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bobo time

daily reminder

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post the SQQQ calls guy

First for anime and based Crammer calling out Crazy Nancy

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first for spice and wolf s3 when?

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me just watched that video

Sell into strength!

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Too Early to say.
>Retail Sales numbers @8:30am eastern
>Oil Inventories @10:30am
>FED Announcement @2pm
>SNOW IPO, which Warren Buffet has invested $500 million into and who is debuting higher than expected (great sign, means the Investment Bank handling the IPO was able to raise more money than publically thought because privately, Snowflake is doing better than the public knew)

The Market is really hinging on those 4 things, but the first 3 are the more important ones. Anything happening tonight wit the VIX or Futures doesn't really matter desu

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I legitimately think I’ll be a millionaire soon by using my strategy of going all in on meme stock SPACs

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god I love volatility

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Who here /miners/? I think /pmg/ is too doomer for my tastes but my miners just keep climbing. My exposure to literally everything else is just TQQQ and do I really need anything else? Seems like its the cheatcode there.
>silver
Only one, AG.
>gold
KGC, LRTNF, EGO, GLDLF
>uranium
(watchlist) WSTRF
I think I missed the train on Nickel memes, even before TSLA decided to meme a Nickel miner.

What will blue chip tech stocks be doing soon? Another crash or straight to the top?

BUY MMM, LADY.

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Nice user. Yeah. I wanted to do Navy reserves but wife is against it. I was talking to reservists during my training and it seemed awesome. One guy was in the special ops surgical team. Being so far forward during combat is not something I would like to do personally, but I appreciate people like that

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I used to use my brain before
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everydayineed to keepcooming
The first, the second, the third,the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't controlit,i'ma coomer

(chorus)
I'm acoomer
I'm a coomer
I'ma coomer
I'm a coomer

I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer

(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
(Short NKLA,buy puts on NKLA)

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hopefully they go bankrupt

steve no jobs outsourced billions of dollars outside the united states

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>mfw bought AAPL at 117

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why do people do this to themselves?

First ro GME and Miko

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Powdered courage. He will get the name Crazy Nancy trending so good for him. Market will react positively

Pelosi doesn't flinch since that 80 year old roasting is 90% botox lol

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guys i'm starting to feel the greed again and eat more of my "incase there's a rugpull" fund... last time i did that nasdaq fell 1200 points

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SPACs confuse the hell out of me. For starters why their price fluctuates at all beyond $10 before they have a serious target in mind.

You better be stacking NEE

Make America Rich Again

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>he’s still jealous because he lost a 45k bet

it wasnt a bet i was bored and angry and had the fap flu and just had lost like 2k or something and it triggered me to start putting random stocks at the top of robinhood page
all in

zero reasoning behind it

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There is an 80%+ chance for something to go catastrophically wrong around the election.

Reminder

Anyone remember what strike these were?

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rofl

Are you gonna think about it forever or buy Apple shares?

that's the main reason I want to stop buying but i'm retarded and can't stop my money sitting around doing nothing

The short squeeze hasn't even begun my boy

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Stocks go up, stocks go down, but stock go up higher again.

Profit-taking is normal, wasn't even a real rug pull. The only people who got shaken our were 2 week new normies buying in the dumb money/boaderline scam adverts.

If you didn't buy the dip, your buying back on the same tread lines as the previous rug pull (profit taking).

This is why you buy all dips, but never expend all ammuination of course.

judging from your pic probably 27.5 you mong

how do i buy these bonds?

>doing nothing
Better than have it disappear.

I feel that but at least get to like, 50-60% cash by the end of this month, you can go all in mid november if nothing blows up

I've only gotten into active investing this year. I've previously just been dumping money into 401ks and a Roth IRA.

I saw pic related about diversified portfolios and noticed that US REITs consistently do pretty well and started looking into them.

The price of a lot of REITs cratered during the crash earlier this year and then just flatlined.

REITs are real estate investment though and it's not like their physical assets disappeared.

Are their values going to spike right back to pre-pandemic levels within the next year or 2 or am I just fundamentally misunderstanding something here?

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apple is boring why would i buy that garbage

im all in on gamestop

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TLT

Moratorium on evictions. I ditched all my ARR

Oh no. Its kpop user again

27.5 obviously

REEEEEEW WHY!? I COULD DO A BETTER JOB WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!! HELL LOAN IT TO ME AND I CAN GET YOU A 15% YEARLY RETURN EXCEPT I GET 20% CUT OF THE GAINS.

at least kimfag isn't here

I wonder if he ever goes incognito and doesn't avatarfag for a thread here and there so he can feel normal

I was told that I had to call you a faggot to stay in these threads because im not a virgin. So.... You're a faggot.

I feel like I shouldn't option trade until I'm very confident in my actions.
I see vids about the iron-condor and covered calls, but I'm making great gains this year just buying, holding, and occasionally selling.

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I promise you don't want to do it, military overall isn't worth it right now unless you're special operations. You'd be an officer and probably on something like USS Mercy (I think, I'm army so I'm not too certain). A good portion of our medical personnel are getting pulled from hospitals and replaced by civilians anyway, you might just get stuck in an admin role. If it's still something you're interested in then I'd do a lot more research, esp into what direction things are moving. Lastly, please tell me that screenshot isn't yours.

Jesus christ if this is really you need yo stop

reminder SPACs are based

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I’m thinking about scooping up REITs as well. Starting with medical based ones. Because of all the trump bucks and hopefully more trump bucks coming property is going to rocket in value, one of the sleeping factors for REITs right now is the fact inflation is making all property worth more dollars. This with the fact they have flatlined seems like a good buying opportunity assuming we don’t have a housing crisis in the near future. Seems unlikely as the Fed, fed govt, and peivate companies continue to buy up more and more land/property-and they won’t let prices crash on themselves.
So even if you buy a shitload of REIT and a crisis comes, I will thank the stars and buy as much as I can, property isn’t getting any more available in the longterm.

Explain the strategy. I want to be rich.

If I start with 20k, step by step on a weekly basis what do I do?

How do I block a poster?

user this is the one time I will ever approve of divvies. Throw your money in a safe divvy stock and forget about it.

Ugh you’re Christian, use an android, AND a retard? Ugh

VIX / futures

>2 million dollar robinhood account

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>mfw sold last week at 118

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Meant DXY

If that is real, you should stop immediately.

If this is really you, and it isn't, just park everything in QQQ SPY and SOXX and never visit /smg/ again

Hi, /smg/ I asked here about the stimulus payment and I got some kind advice. Essentially, I used the non-filers tool back in April, but it turns out I accidentally clicked "can be filed as a dependent" when in reality I cannot and was not. I called the IRS and the lady wasn't very helpful. She said I could change it but apparently it can't be edited once it was submitted. Am I SOL for my $1200?