/SMG/ general big bear's big gay dump day party edition

Please talk me out of buying IPOC.

buy YANG

Gross women aren't meant to look like that.

bro honestly. delete your entire kpop folder. read a book. go outside. you'll feel better.

like, leaps or something? puts implies you can time it crashing relatively soon

Is it true high interest rates can destroy the stock market at any time

I am very bad at trading stocks. Reply to this for horrible trading advice.

think about it though why am i going to work harder and put thought into my sentance structure for somebody else

if i can get my idea off quicker by simply

doubling spacing my ideas quickly

im not working for people to make it look nice

i dont like books
outside theres nothing

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Considering liquidating my brokerage and pursuing an MBA. I miss college so much, hopefully I can still slay on campus being 24....might be too old :(

He’s probably like me and can’t go outside 9 months of the year because god traps me in the coldest small town in the world.

I haven't been on Zig Forums in like a week, did you guys already reach the consensus that Elon paid for the Hindenburg report?

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is it even worth it buying puts at this point?

Thoughts on trying to play this pattern?

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You forgot 2018?

You have all these rules you have to follow and think you have wagies figured out. Yet you seem absolutely miserable.

yeah leaps, like maybe 2023. But I wouldn't tbqh. They'll probably just end up cooking the books and cancelling out all their debt or some shit.

Don’t buy ipoc

god I want her to crush my fucking head with those tree trunk thighs

Should I sell all my TQQQ?

I play it with you as long as it doesn't moon in pre-market

>finally found the stock market
>afraid to invest all my money cause I want to move out soon and am required to kill my self soon

Will I see profits holding like 6-12 months?

>lines
>not candles
don't even bother, just go all in on SPY

Depends what you invest in. But the Market trends upward, so probably, yeah. Check out an ETF like VTI or QQQ

He isn't worse than the anime tards.
If he has to go the tards have too.

FUCK I DIDN'T NOTICE FEDEX WAS RELEASING THEIR EARNINGS TODAY FUCK FUCK I MISSED MY FREE MONEY FUCK

What do you guys use for financial event calendars?

Hmm. I will sell clis when it breaks even or i have another buy, never should have bought it anyway.

Nio is alright, eman is alright.

I need to watch ibio and rlftf closely to know when to exit.

Tsla is a meme.

I wish i had wkhs

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Negative

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i never said i was happy

> think you have wagies figured out

what does that even mean

people can do whatever they want

when i say i dont like to wagecuck that doesnt mean i am saying i am better than wage cucks

people feel automatically judged sometimes when people make regular statements and opinions

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Yes. To buy short dated options on SQQQ

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unironically seems like something people actually need for once with a tech company.

he is worse.

why you think we in gamestop right now

in a nutshell
>not going bankrupt: balance sheet
>100% of float is shorted and these idiots have to buy back in eventually
>multiple positive catalysts foreseeable within a few months
fingers crossed for a massive short squeeze, but even if that doesn't happen, any rally upwards will basically be leveraged triple or quadruple because of shorts having to cover and cut their losses.

My dick. Do I have a boner when I wake up? If yes: good financial news, gonna make money today. Pro-Tip: I always have a boner when I wake up because I do lots of cardio and have good blood flow

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SOON

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I just note notable things in my notes for each day and each day at 1500 I look out the next week to see if there's anything of note

anybody watching the trump stream? the boot lipped burr head sow pic related

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hehehe get owned trumptard

Not really. He just sticks out more because he's the only one of his kind.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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you were judging in the last thread. Dont walk back on your words.

You kept saying things like wagies weren't doing it out of free will.

If i wanted I could quit now and not work for 2 years.

why does trump agree to do interviews with these losers in the mainstream media lol

they are nothing but pure hostility

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Swooped it up eod. Guess well see

I fucking wish. It's becoming soooo much harder to try to actually trade since going back to work. Get to see my phone like four times a day. Then tried just set and forget on tech. But still wanna keep a couple grand to gamble and swing and bet on memes with you fags tho.
Thanks the fag lines definitely at least seem swing able. Just in time for me to buy in and completely change either way I may keep it for awhile

Still all cash. Line can’t always keep going up right?

Jesus christ

kpop is fine he's just mentally ill

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FUTURES RIPPIN'

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i dont even really like kpop im indifferent to it

im willing to listen to the genre but i have zero obsession over it

its a misconception that i have to like kpop because i avatar with them

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wrong

needs to dump another $5 to save the put I bought monday

He’s an idiot he believes his own hubris. You realize how massive his defeat is going to be

fuck lol
my family works at FedEx and they're definitely going to rub it in my faces again for not believing them and buying in back in May when they were busier than ever and they were confused on why stock price was still down.
fucking FedEx is outperforming tech and I overlooked it because like FedEx lol wtf?

not gonna overlook shit again. Exactly why I put some money in fucking GAMESTOP even though I think they're hot garbage, the math still works out and i can't say no to easy money