Snibby Snabby Here comes Crabby edition

Snibby Snabby Here comes Crabby edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/watch?v=5yHdVLrUFi4

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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uhh yeah.. hi

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>nip and she loved me
I hate to break it to you user but Asians are incapable of love

WHERE MY BIG RED DILDOES AT?

>KODK asks their own lawyers to investigate themselves
>lawyers: "THEY DINDU NUFFIN' "
>up 50% today
I swear everything about KODK is slimy.

Anyone else receive their Wendy's dividend today?

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TA please! Tea leave readers I need you

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>today

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Line graph

NGMI

What happens next? .

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imagine thinking that powell won't just announce -10% interest rate and instantly pump market for +100% eod.

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Even short&squeezers aren't sure what to do with this.

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Fellow crab chads how are you this fine day
Also tell Boeing to dump I want to buy

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*snips u

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Should I just sell apple stocks I'm at a loss of £9 while my tesla just rising

No more free money boys.
The FED has stopped pumping.

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>UVX not moving
AHHHHH JUST LET ME BET ON VOLATILITY

cramer shitting all over NKLA

>TSLA going green
FUCK. Fuck you Karen you'll get yours soon enough

12,000

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HORSECHADS WE FUCKIN RIDIN TO THE MOON!!!!!!!

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+100% eod to price in the dip buying.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIKOLA PUMP WE ALL GONNA BE RICH NIGGA

psst.....

VIX up above 30

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ur dum lol

Stock market tanks to March 2020 bottom after election results. It crabs there with no signs of up or down. It is now November 2021 what do you do?

strawpoll.me/20950209

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I'm still cash when can I buy snowflake ahhhh

Cramer is still employed I assumed he'd be in jail for hate speech?

Dude I get a boner looking at the monthly chart

odd given how extremely clingy and needy she is and how happy she gets when im affectionate.

she is a uni student but studies online
she has no hair, she even got her arm hair lasered off.
yes, she always giggles so much and gets extremely embarrassed
we're all going to make it, bro. i met her on a language exchange site when i was learning nip back in the day

Bet on future growth all you want, but when you see every global mining company slash capex despite the supposed demand for nickel that tsla is generating, it doesn't fill me with hope. If tesla were the future you'd see it reflected in the demand for commodities, which you don't.
Tesla will probably become profitable, but they are horrendously overpriced.

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aapl going poopoo

Keep buying and become a republican activist

NOOOOOOO MY HECKIN TESLA PUTTERINOS

I wish there was a single fucking user that knew why UVXY isn't tracking VIX.

I'm accumulating uranium.

What are you accumulating user?

>His gf doesn't have arm hair
big cringe dude.

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Come on crash hard you fuck
I've got nothing but cash

>chart 20 minutes behind

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SNOW is way too fucking expensive at IPO. That shit is going to drop, and I'll buy when it does.

But is it going peepee?

knowledge. Up here in the hollywood hillls.

how much does this girl deadlift?

You forgot sell all shares and rebuy LEAPS then sell covered calls on said leaps in perpetuity

WHAT THE FUCK WKHS
I CAN AFFORD A HOME NOW

My Micron is finally up and I don't trust it. And with it being September and all, I'm nervous. Do I sell yet?

Holy shit you're not kidding

i know, i think it'd be cute but she got it lasered when she was a teen.

Good fuck AAPL

>STBX up again today :)

In love my GFs armpit hair
Did you know it can be an erogenous zone?
Did you know it could be so much fun to pull on?

three fiddy

big if true

>holding stocks in november
both sides have been forshadowimg a long period with no decisive winner. the market doesn't give a shit about trumpv biden but the uncertanty of a wnner will tank it.

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HOLY SHIT GME

US dollars. Week feels red.

What the fuck is up with all the extra trips man just a reffit influx? Where's baggie, he's bad but he's stable. Well not mentally stable but it comforts me to see his poor plays

my little brother's snapchat story is promotional "stock tip" content just as it was "crypto tips" in 2018.
make of this what you will.

what's he pumping?

At least it's not as bad as it was before the March dump with the SNSS faggot and LCI faggot and a couple other ones I forget that never slept and were always posting

i'm with the user about UVXY
VIX has creeped up to 26 but UVXY is still under 20 what the fuck

>make of this what you will
you're a shitty brother

it's not doing anything? low volume is making the gaps really wonky. No one wants to sell kek

based

Who do you go through for Roth IRA?

me when bears are routing

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I want baggie to show and say he sold all his SQQQ calls
It'll make me feel more comfortable holding mine through today

UH OH

>No one wants to sell
i'm sure that's the issue

It isn't even that it is under 20, it is going down.

same