/smg/ Stock Market General

Jerry pamp our bags edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/watch?v=5yHdVLrUFi4

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Feels like I've outgrown these threads... AAAAing and OOOOOing just isn't the same once you realize everyone is actually retarded or mentally ill

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Here's to a comfy day, lads

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>t. Ginormous Faggot

>why yes I'm always in the green, how could you tell?

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shut the fuck up catposting faggot

Give it to me straight, how badly did I fuck up? First time buying and I didn't put much thought into it desu. Really only doubting the JPM and ICLN purchase. Maybe I went too hard on buy low sell high when banks are doing so poorly.

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The fed has stopped pumping.

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you didn't fuck up at all.
you didn't do anything right either.

you only lose when you stop.

Should I gamble with silver certifiates while jpow speaks?

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We are literally at the top of a massive tech bubble. QQQ is very risky as a long hold. The fed is not pumping the market anymore.

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Getting gallbladder surgery tomorrow. Sitting in cash other than my long term holds.

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So DIV pays every month and has a 8-12% annual yield. Why would anyone put their money in a savings account when DIV just blows that out of the water easily and is only a tiny bit more risky?

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end my life. I started with 17k in july. down almost 15k in September

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Why won't CLIS fucking do anything boys

How did you lose money during one of the greatest bull runs of all time? Just kept buying puts in July and August and Calls at the beginning of Sept? Maybe you should just buy and hold from now on?

Should have sold all my apple yesterday instead of only half

Do I buy more V or UNH boomerbros

because the vast majoirityy of people are retarded, they either dont participate in the markets or they jump in and out of the markets because they hve the perfect timing (tm)

>Nio down
>nkla up

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My job does payroll in a weird way where it constantly cycles around at different dates, so sometimes end up getting paid for the work you put in multiple weeks prior for your paycheck.

The woman that processes my timesheets forgot to put my timesheets for multiple weeks into the system, and now i haven't been paid for the time I worked many weeks ago. She said that those hours will be put in for the next paycheck, but that's at the end of the month.

If I lived paycheck to paycheck like most Americans I'd probably have to take out a loan or something. This kind of thing seems way too important to leave no one accountable when mistakes like this are made.

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My calls didn't print and I have / had 75 calls expire last week and this. :( fuck take two and activision double fuck nokia losing to samsung

>he not realize it people just having fun

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Sell the fuckin news already kodk

SPOT down hard for the day/week after the Apple annoucements
is there an opportunity for a dip buy here?
there are rumours Trumpfy will appear on the Rogan podcast, or they might just hold the whole debate on there (unlikely imo)

ok take that trash over to

DUMP DUMP DUMP

lol i work security, wagie-wage etc, and they do this all the time. i respond by not doing any work from the time of the error, to the time of the correction. i'll literally let murder occur during that time, i dont care lol. i slept for 5 days in a row once, 8 hour shifts, 40 hours of sleeping, until they paid.

"rumors" are from stupid people. Trump tweeted he would be interested in a debate with Biden hosted by Rogan. That's it. Rumors he will appear on Rogan are from 23 year olds named Ryan who go to Community College and smokes grass every day

Why is shit going down?

Lads im 4 months into my first office job and im starting to fucking hate it. I want to kms all day and then my stomach hurts at night from the anxiety. Theres a never ending pile of shit to do. Its not comfy anymore. What the fuck do i do i hate this so much. Honestly might blow my brains out soon ive been considering it for a few days now.

stocktwits is down redpill me what tf happened to kodak again

This is a software job, so it's a little more demanding. I was hoping to buy a second monitor because I'm working from home and really need one (had to give mine away to my family because they all are working from home now), but I guess that isn't in the cards. I also lost the rest of my money on sqqq calls, but it wasn't really that much to begin with. I cancelled my gym membership to try and save a few bucks.

Wow /smg/ is slow this morning... Probably an omen of the crab.

Circuit breakers

What do I replace QQQ with? I'm 89iq, don't really care too much about it all, I will do what random user says for a fun ride

Biogen? idk.

smg did a 2 for 1 split

ES_F looking come back 3360 bleg

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Oil stocks fell, means oil will be more expensive, expensive oil generally means stocks go down. Things haven't fallen that much, because retail spending is up and people are waiting on the FED announcement today in 3 hours

I am the creditor of my debt.
Inverted is my yield curve and expanded is my balance sheet.
I have minted over a thousand Trillions.
Unknown to Default,
Nor known to Liquidity.
Have withstood prosperity to create many financial instruments.
Yet, those notes will never store any value
So as I print, Unlimited Quantitative Easing.

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SNOW (ticker)

Winter is coming

>SPOT
>PTON
>NIO
>DOCU

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You hold it until next week for battery day, then you sell and either buy more banks are put into the reverse etf

>stocktwits is down redpill me what tf happened to kodak again
Jews. Literally.

i think i got ip banned can someone confirm if its not loading properly for anyone else ?

>WORK

Berkshire Hathaway is a good hedge in the recession IMO. QQQ is a good long term if it's in your retirement account, so is SPY.

Anyone telling you otherwise is a fucking retarded monkey who doesn't like 10%/annual lifetime return

Start watching football. Talk about dem cowboys during coffee breaks. Don’t forget to take coffee breaks. Welcome to your life. There’s no turning back.

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SNOW at $195-$200

this crabbing is straight bullish

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Lol still holding tech at this point

Are you even trying to make it?

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Anyone looking to pick up some SNOW or JFROG after they start trading on the market today?

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What time will SNOW start trading? I think it will pump the NASDAQ a bit

I work with all women. Theyre old too, and niggers. Its fucking insufferable m8. We dont even have coffee here

max comf

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PILL ME ON JFROG QUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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shill me an option to buy

Me when stimmy gets passed before Monday

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So when do I get to buy this?
It currently shows 23.75 on Seeking Alpha

Become a water plant or sewer plant operator. I literally shitpost on my phone all day while ignoring texts from my wife because I'm busy staring at QQQ's chart. And I make three times what anybody in this flyover town makes aside from the city manager.

thanks for the tip, time to sell

When is Jerome mouthing off? How much will blm fuck my portfolio today?

I went like 1k in on diamond yesterday at the afternoon dip, already feels good

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Are you fucking kidding me

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I THOUGHT TECH ONLY GOES UP?

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What's the general mood in the market? Fear and paranoia?

Link next time OP

Press OOOOOOOO to get TSLA to go green.
OOOOOOO!

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No tech only goes down.

put bears back into cages
and clean up that cum all over the place for gods sake

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What is your plan with stocks by election time?

strawpoll.me/20950248

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HAHAHAHA oh shit look at this retard LMFAO HAHAHAHA

we bottom at 2:30 today

It keeps fucking crabbing.

Isnt there some announcement today?

WKHS

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based. Then Battery Day pumps the NASDAQ again on Monday and we reach new ATH

Have a good comfy day. But markets open so probably not that comfy. Weekends more comfy.

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PLEASE REDPILL ME ON JFROG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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lmao you deserve it

God damn. I wish i didn't buy tsla and had saved that money for uec instead. Now i dont have enough shares to be content and it broke 1.20

Sorry to hear that, friend. If it's any consolation, that's heavy gambling so you kinda deserve to lose all that money. Play smarter next time

Nokia? Are you serious?

All the people with a brain are feeling that
The normies are all buying the TSLA and AAPL dips

...And so, his life has no meaning.
That body was certainly, made out of debt...

heh

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Do I buy V today gents

Unbelievably based

what stonk should i buy to afford a ps5?

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we're getting there

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Are we doing anything with Kike flix and the whole thing about them sexualizing children causing outrage and people to cancel their accounts? I'm thinking puts should be good.

>putting NIO on that list

J-J-J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN

volume is kill

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put your QQQ in the bag user

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Damn that's rough. I handle payroll for a company where people turn in timesheets. And mistakes do happen, but when they do we get them a paid the next day. Sometimes even the same day if they're willing to come pick up the check in person instead of getting direct deposit.

The bid/ask on snowflake before trading is absolutely fucking ridiculous

its illegal for little grils to have a gun

Jokes on you Bocchi, I'm only holding SQQQ calls

The people outraged don't have accounts.

the day chart looks like a cunny-shaped crash tbqh

>V
>HD
>CAT
>MSFT
>BABA
there. That’s the portfolio. Literally all you need to make it

Post proof.

i know my bulls and bears but what is the crab?

Get a real job

Depends on your broker. You might be able to put in a limit order now. You could try your trading page/tab/window instead of pulling up a chart.

>nasdaq about to green again
>s&p500 at Intra-Day High

based

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