/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crunch Crack Crunch edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
scrumbles.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/How-to-Pet-A-Cat.png

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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SNOW IS GOING TO MAKE EVS
NOT JUST A DATA CENTER COMPANY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DROP IT BOBO

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buy SHLL

What does a CAT market look like?

PUTS ON GE NOWWWWWWW

First for motherfucking oil is back on the menu, boys!

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Screams internally.

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OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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nvde
gme

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HOLY SHIT BROS, JPOW JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS PRINTING $5.2 FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BUYING $SNOW

G A M E S T O P
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Too late for GME? Missed buying calls this morning fuck my life

Do you even own GBTC?

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based but cringe because of the weeb shit

APOLOGIZE

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SNOW

BUY THE FUGGIN BAG RETAIL

- t jpm and bh

SNOW will buy TikTiok. The whole thing, not just US part. Get in!

Why in tf is UVXY dropping...

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>CNBC spending entire hour block sucking and fucking the SNOW CEO and board of jews
lol this is the most obvious pump n dump of all time

down $40 from the high. oof.

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

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Can I daytrade snow and gme today??

we've survived the bear market oilchad we lost some good men along the way

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HORSECHADS OOOOOOOOOO we ridin to the TOP

any thoughts on jan 21 Call GME $7 Strike?
suicide or brainlet move?

boom

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he never once mentioned the p/s or lack of profits

THIS IS NOW STOCK MARKET GAMESTOP SMG

THIS IS A GME THREAD NOW BOYS

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Wait congress is openly saying they won't be able to come to a deal until after election? How fucking incompetent are these people? Why are we paying them???

What is POW even going to say?

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SNOW CONFIRMED TO BE THE NEW GLOBAL RESERVE CURRENCY

gamestop isnt even remotely close to its final form yet

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Please do not buy either SNOW or JFROG. Their documentation is absolute garbage.

t. computer engineer

>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE
>BUY PUTS ON GE
PUTS ON GE

Now why would you want to do that

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Threadly reminder that you get a better price if you call your broker to order over the phone, rather than ordering online

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BASED and GMEPILLED

600 shares of WKHS and a $17 call that exploded. Life. Is. Good.

What's your guys rationale for why GME was a good buy?

no

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Thank fucking god, I'm holding 1.5k in COP

>Benoit Dageville, Thierry Cruanes and Marcin Zukowski
These are goys though. Not touching this shit either way.

Bought 25 9$ GME calls that expire this Friday am I gonna make it?

I liked the part where the CEO pretended to care about BLM and diversity in general
That was cute

Nothing I own ever pumps a multibagger.

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Pelosi said that the House will stay in Session and nobody gets to go home to campaign until they reach a deal

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ok retard

This is just exhibit #1858496 of how there is so much money out there desperately looking for new havens.

>incompetent
They're perfectly competent, it's by design that they get nothing done, fren

>He didn't buy TRQ

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Should i just go all in on jewfrog?

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118% float short

WHERE IS WKHS GOING HOLY SHIT

Former FANG & PSX chad here. What happened with oil

Christian bale and chewbacca or something

i just bought $7 call for jan 1st b/e is $9.50. best of luck to you brother

A-user. You are buying Palantir next week aren't you?

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Andromeda

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>Average short on SNOW
>306
Let the good times roll

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Anyone know why the Wall Street Journal is letting us read every article for free on the computer now?

yes.

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snow melting

bitch aint seabiscuit its

>spacebiscuit

>Free wsj
This is the top, get out while you can.

>319 to 260
laughingwhores.png

ahem

buy GE

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>there are people who really bought snow when they had all the answers on the test to buy gme

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She's a month late. They went into break already. They're basically getting paid to dick around. Its the least she can do

Why would I buy a 17 year old company with no growth and a small addressable market which it has already addressed?

Nice user, wish I could short

i blew up my account. i wish someone with more experience would have given me some advice. i was always willing to listen and not be smug about my positioning.

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that's how much their articles are worth

so what's the BUY price on SNOW once it MELTS?

Never bet against the Jews.

go long on GE dont buy puts lmao

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About tree fiddy

245 was initial, 210?

I almost bought snow lmfao

>shorting QQQ
OH NO NO NO NO

8$ gme

still down on my calls lol

how is this even possible

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bro.. you left your trip on.. you get what you deserve for being so smug and thinking you could not be wrong

I literally told you multiple times that you arent supposed to hold leveraged etfs overnight but everyone called me faggot so

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bro...it's not him

Wtf is wrong with her front leg?

BILLIONS in annual revenue
market cap (was) less than $500 million market cap
increase in ecommerce ($200 million revenue this quarter) because Amazon fucking up and not doing same-day delivery shit anymore.
Positioned to stop declining revenues and finally stop their cash burn after covid.
Net 300 million in cash after debt. The bet for GME to $0 bankruptcy is GONE for at least 2 years.

etc etc

oh and >100% short interest of float. The reason why it was so undervalued in the first place

Who tf knows? This shit has broken basically every IPO record ever already.

you biggest mistake was doing stuff "on principle"
as if reality and market give flying heckies about your principles

What stocks gonna moon when Trump wins?

Forget SNOW, where is my FUCKING Marqeta IPO ALREADY?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shes just havin a stretch

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She's a gymnast

>h*ckies

whoa user, pls watch your language

lmao, you finally showed up

How are those GME puts going?

Because of Theta decay you fucking. Retard. We told you from the start

or wait for Unity tomorrow

>i was always willing to listen and not be smug
This is the GME will never happen guy lmao

yeah and by the time robinhood fags could actually buy it the stock had already triggered a circuit breaker. fucking slow ass robinhood. there was a limit buy option for 120 all morning but who knows if it would have even worked.

Shouldn’t of gone all in on an option, thats not how you play them. You will survive from this, you aren’t wrong but when it comes to timing the big short you need to realize how manipulated this market is. Drop begins likely next week not this one, but prudent risk management is key above all else. It will hurt seeing your idea be right and no capital to make money on it. If you still can salvage that call for pennies do it now

FB conference is quite interesting.
Normal glasses that support holograms and VR
>Smart glasses next year

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the short squeeze is literally happening right now

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GME

IM GONNA COOM

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>SNOW
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>takes huge risk
>loses
>how could this have happened?

>Bragging about TA
>Spamming GME isn't gonna happen
Just cause you're right on 1 DAY doesn't mean the same applies the following week idiot

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did any retail investors actually get in on the gap ups in SNOW or JFROG, or was that all big money? it looks like rest of day is going to be a slow bleed down.

Don't have GME calls but I actually have a question about that if anyone is willing to answer
Assuming your plan isn't to actually let it expire and get assigned, but to just profit from the option price change, is there a general rule about how many days or hours or whatever before expiration you should get rid of your options because of theta? Or is it something that you really have to figure out on a case by case basis?

youtube.com/watch?v=sYCGWdlzKwM

s-sorry....

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memes and >100% short

Why is robinhood being a shit and not updating prices unless I view them individually?

unless some groundbreaking SEC filing or tender offer happens afterhours, I think this is just a short burn

you're going to make it

$80

and even then its expensive

>SNOW
Lmao

Are you a woman or know nothing about options?