/smg/ - stock market general

Melinda Edition
youtu.be/2X-gDqRXy54

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
scrumbles.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/How-to-Pet-A-Cat.png

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ
strawpoll.me/20952290
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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LMFAO POWER HOUR
>LMFAO POWER HOUR
LMFAO POWER HOUR

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Ok, made a lot of money off GME, what's the next big scheme?

Long on Venusian cloud cities!!!

WHY ARE WE DUMPING JPOW JUST SAID THE RECESSION IS CANCELLED

I could seriously choke Jerome Powell to death and i'd feel nothing

First for kissing her boot so she lets my coom

#
Unlikely to be a good thing. For example.

>"Yep officer who know where those *ahem* thieves couldve gone"

>"Have you seen my cell phone"
>"Don't *ahem* believe I have"

>"I wonder how the murderer got away with the crime"
>"Yeah very *ahem* strange"

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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I'm not Zig Forums at all but I blame this on niggers

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good thing i'm in 1/4 cash

JPOW Autism tanking the market

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GME is still in explosion territory until the short float starts falling

anyone think FROG is a good buy?

YOU SOLD THE TOP RIGHT user!

I AM FINANCIALLY
TY JPOW

What do you call this pattern?

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He wouldn't feel a thing either.

My tqqq pattern fucking reeeee

the year is 2023 and gamestop drone has flew over your house to deliver your 3 for 39.99$ brand new games which you have gotten for free because you traded in your old games

they also deliver you sex bots and have become the largest tech company partnered with tesla

luckily you didnt have to wait as they have 5000 stores and instant delivery

you see a amazon worker closing his van and going on unemployment as the last van amazon ever has and you say you should have bought GME calls

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this is the retardazmo

Congratulations GME dudes
I didn't believe in you and I'm glad you pulled through

coulda, shoulda, woulda

AHHHHH SQQQ GO UP

MAY DAY MAY DAY THIS IS FLIGHT 45 WE ARE GOING DOWN

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>NOT
>OUT
>OF
>AMMO
DON'T SELL IDIOTS DON'T SELL

Niggers

>$260 SNOW
>no coke jokes

the jenkem sequence

>POWELL HOUR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HE BOUGHT AT THE TOP AND SOLD AT THE DIP

What should I buy at 3:55 pm est?

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I bought gamestop

Am I gonna make it

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He's made it obvious the economy is not doing well.

Facepalm wish i stayed cash until friday

he's been saying that for months

KEK

he bought?

short SNOW probably

thats the bottom buy calls

>buying the literal peak
ngmi

The shit he mentioned as "ammo" were just empty cartridges.

This is the most insane FOMC meeting yet

digits and breakers by the 4 A.M. ding

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Is this press conference just a scam so Tutes can pick up stock for cheap?

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I counted 6 shots
He's out

All-in on the Horse. USPS contract between now and mid Oct. It's already starting to pump on speculation, imagine when the contract is actually confirmed.

pull back and tomorrow everything will be green. Friday is scary, but we don't talk about that yet.

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DXY is mooning
fear & greed down to 56

define explosion?
If it goes up to 10 then it isn't worth it.
I can make that much investing in stuff that doesn't give me an anxiety attack once a week.

THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER PANEL OF REPORTERS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IT'S GONNA KEEP GOING INTO AFTER MARKET

>THERE IS A LOT OF DISRUPTION AND WE CAN'T REALLY TELL WHERE WE ARE
>NO BUBBLE HAS HAPPENED YET, DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T

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hold me bros

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>damn dirty apes
>literally and unironically happening right now

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you're going to be bagholding for a few days probably.
I was bagholding for like a week after Q2 coinflip turned so wrong. Man but there was no way I would have known to wait until after Q2 to buy shares. The greed and DD was too strong that I had to enter right away.

$6 or $7 or $8, what's the difference when it's past $20

I shorted the 230 dip like a retard, reverse bagholding til the dump I guess

Burgers what the fuck is going on with my burger stocks?

mint green for the day, went to make dinner and come back to a sea of fucking red.

Is Powell talking or something?

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Y-YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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there is literally no limit to how high Gamestop could go if shorts start getting margin called and the short float is above 100% of available shares, the stock price could briefly (BRIEFLY) reach hundreds of dollars

>check yt chat
>"rugpull"
>"buy puts"
>nvidia shills
Alright, how many of you faggots with no life are in there?

no that's tomorrow

He's been talking for a while now, you haven't been watching? It's great!

Yes.

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Based and PowerUppilled

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Sour hour

If we hit even 1 breaker im going full cash and not touching stocks for maybe a mknth at least

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm new, can anyone rate my profile. Harshly if you must.

The big spike is when I bought 10 shares of GME for 5.80 and sold for 7.40.

Reminder that I have no idea what I'm doing and am mostly going by what people are shilling here thats in my budget.

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I'm convinced jpow loads up short before every fomc meeting

I'm still up. 85%
Fgm

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There is no way that happens. People will sell as the stock rises like crazy. Nobody is in this shit for the long run.

TURN OF THE FUCKING STREAM THE FUCKING NASDAQ NOOOOOOOOO

I-I'm G-GONNA....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Racial disparity

Jogging time.

Lower the interest rates but only for niggers?

>Wealth Gap

These people literally live in a different universe than we do

None of us hopefully
Imagine actually participating in YT chat or comments

snek hate red tree aarrrghhhh

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more like Lauer Hour because my stocks are getting raped by a man on TV

bros...what happens if the dollar hits 94?

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>hundreds of dollars
lol

Illegal as fuck. He would end up in prison faster than the market crashed in March.

MAXIMUM EMPLOYMENT

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A short ratio above 100% means that even if every single retail trader sold, that wouldn't be enough to cover

the only thing these fucking women ask about is racial inequality

it's ogre

Have 2/3rd of your stocks invested in safe shit that will go up over time (you'll get a 50%+ return on cruise ships by the end of next year)

1/3rd is for big dick plays.

However, considering how little you have to lose I don't know if you should even play it safe at all.

youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ
guess who just got back today
them wild-eyed bobo's that had been away
haven't changed that much to say
but mumu, I still think them bears are crazy
the bobo's are back in town
the bobo's are back in town
the bobo's are back
the bobo's are back

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ATTENTION: Buy SBE now. Reuters just reported they will be merging with Chargepoint.

>how can the Fed make black/hispanic people study in school and get better jobs?

lambos cost $500 and even GME fags can afford them

Is it illegal for his wife or best friend to?

What I don't get is that the dollar is rising. Did the market expect negativ rates?

I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM that's what happens

Looks like you buy a bunch of random tickers you see here. Try going 50% on stables, 50% on 10 baggers.

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convince me to buy back in.
I went from 7-9, made a good amount.
Should I go back in?

holding

Made 47% on INO between yesterday and today, unfortunately I entered with peanuts so I bare made anything but it feels good to make the right call after so many fucking losses.

What tickers do you anons have that are
-oversold on daily
-bouncing off solid support/fib
-good news

My last 5 trades I got stopped out this 47% gain made me hopeful of being able to make it one day but Ive gotten burned on so many bad plays

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

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holy shit
what is AM/futures going to look like...

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why are people panicking?
Is something bad happening?

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OK we gout our quartely JPOW spanking, all the big boys have reported, let's get back to mooning already

If stocks hit a single circuit breaker, what do you do by eow?

strawpoll.me/20952290

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I don't get it, kikeflix keeps going down, but my puts are going down faster. Fuck this.

JPOW is speaking. That's it, the news was good, though

the thesis is exactly the same as when you bought and when you sold

>perfect time for more dip buys
>paycheck tomorrow
DON'T MAKE THE FUCKING CALL BOG!

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAXIMUM EMPLOYMENT EVEN MEAN YOU HACK FRAUD

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