Have over 2 million in crypto

>have over 2 million in crypto
>tell the gf im too broke to take her out to dinner

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based

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and then you woke up

true

based if true

based
keep her in the dark

This is me but with 200k instead

unless the restaurant takes crypto, it's true.

this but i have 50k link and i still take money from my gf and use it to buy more link

CEO of based. I m happy there is still men like you out there.

based af, never tell her user

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why dont you come and share a glass of champagne with me at the VBP (very based person) table

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I have a friend that's worth $20-25 million and no matter when we go out to eat at nice restaurants, he always tips 12%. Kek

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this sad cope

based

>8 figures in crypto
>had a string of bad experiences in college where I couldn't get it up because I was fat and very self conscious about it
>still fat
>almost afraid to even try to interact with women because no self-esteem
>have started to hate them as some sort of fucked up coping method
>genuinely think most women are whores
>will die alone
Oh no no no, bros... Not like this

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>have about 8 mil in bitcoin
>1 grilfriend who says she's on the pill
>coom all day every day
>gf is pregnant
>I had a vasectomy years ago and I'm not the baby daddy

she doesn't know I had a vas and the vas is still muy success

haven't decided how I'm going to surprise her yet but the moral of the story is never tell a bitch u rich

I have about $400k in boomer ETFs. Today I told the wife we need to be careful not to spend too much this month, but next month we should be fine.

b a s e d

Larp your heart out pajeet

That's just being a cheap retard. You could set a decent montly budget and living a decent life

I love hookers but I don't trust other women

>manage my income very well
>have more than enough money
>tell everyone I'm too poor to go out to eat
>get them to pay the bill

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>tipping at all
Fools and their money, eh lads?

based rich fat, just capture in the street.

Fucking based

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For a bit of your crypto I'll lock you in my basement for a year and only feed you a multivitamin

Lose weight fatty

Vasectomy is not 100% unfortunately.
Get a paternity test.

Court will wreck you unless you got your vas signed off by a notary

Bro where are you from? If any of you dorks are here in PA/NJ/NY hit me up and I will turn you into chadlite. We're all gonna make it

Based larp but u no have gf

>tips
LOL

You re so rich you became jewish. Based.

>PA/NJ/NY
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