You're 30 and haven't had sex yet? omg eww lol

i lost my virginity last year to an escort. i was 32. I'm just way too ugly and autistic for a regular woman to ever show any sexual interest in me i guess.

Are you 14? Serious question. Literally no adult would say that.
People stop caring if you're a virgin afer high school. Unironically.

I was a virgin until 18 yo. The first girl I was with thought it was cute/ endearing that I chose her to be my first (even though it just was a hook-up).

>People stop caring if you're a virgin afer high school. Unironically.
Actually its kind of weird if you’re 30 and you’re still a virgin

i'm 58 and haven't had sex yet

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>literally no adult

No, I had a black coworker ask me that. He wasn't really a coworker though since he never did any work.

Bench 135 lbs. Anything else can help but thats the 1 thing between boy and man.

walk away fren.

>haha yeah just waiting for the right one
that's what I imagine I'd say if I were you

Saying it for religious reasons and waiting for the one.

LOL just watch them fucking seethe and cope. Unironically being a Virgin is top notch (if your attractive that is). Not kidding it’s literally a roasties dream to be your first and watch them get butt mad when you reject them.

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"Yes I have incredibly high standards and treat my body and soul as a temple. I wont lay with just anyone my dear." ::unzips pants::

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Just say that you have? I dont get this situation

Also OP I love fucking with people so I usually say I am and just play along.

Bags of sand.

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Just have sex you retard

Bench?

You should be able to curl 135 lbs

I warm up with more than 135 lbs lmao

can women tell if you're a virgin, Zig Forums? i'm 28 and i've never had sex. i wonder if i ever get a chance, could i just pretend like it's natural or would they realize?

Yes it's a little unusual/ weird but it's no big deal. It's not like other adults will bully you for being a virgin (unlike in highschool). And you don't ahve to tell everyone about you (lack of) sex life. You don't even to tell the first girl you're with that you're a virgin. It's not that hard to have sex kek. Just don't act like you're in a porn movie, go slow at first.
Did he really say "omg eww lol"? I doubt it. If he did, then he's a childish faggot.

stop being a faggot. Im talking to beginners at a beginner level. Just because youve done something for years and think your impressive doesnt mean i want to be talking to you nor am i impressed. So if you dont mind, my advice for men with little to no confidence with women is to hit the bench and work their ass off until they can do 135 lbs

sorry for clarity: 3 sets of 10 reps at 135 lbs

Just keep watching lots of porn so you know what to do, they will never know.

You don't have to tell them if you don't want to. At worst they will just think you kinda suck at sex. But it's honestly not that hard. Just go slow at first.
A lot of girls would just think it's sweet/ cute that you're a virgin. Unironically. Just don't tell them until you're just about to have sex (making out etc.).

Women WILL notice if you act like an insecure needy beta though. Be/ act confident and proud.

>I only consent to procreate in the missionary position after marriage. Unfortunately due to my limited time and resources I still haven't found my Sergey yet, as in my limited edition Big Mac you get what I'm saying?
There, you can thank me by pumping LINK

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you don't even have to tell the first girl*

If you came, there is no such thing as sucking at sex

this sounds like cope but it's (kinda) true

Why would you ever be in a situation where a girl would ask you this? If it's a co-worker, report her for sexual harassment and sue the company if it doesn't take it seriously.