How To Claim Your UNI Gibs

I'm tired of seeing the same fucking questions in every fucking thread

Claim 400 UNI tokens, trading at $2.50 PER TOKEN, with any wallet you used on Uniswap BEFORE September 1st.
Uniswap will show you a pop-up once you connect your wallet: app.uniswap.org/
uniswap.org/blog/uni/
If you're not getting a pop-up, then fuck you. You didn't use Uniswap before September 1st, so you are therefore a piece of shit.
Claim your tokens, approve UNI on Uniswap, then sell - that's 3 transactions

Gas is FUCKING INSANE - SET IT MANUALLY. You gotta pay at least 500gwei, probably more. Use gasnow.org/ because ethgasstation suck balls.
app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x1f9840a85d5af5bf1d1762f925bdaddc4201f984
uniswap.info/token/0x1f9840a85d5aF5bf1D1762F925BDADdC4201F984

What's that? You've been waiting an hour to get your gibs? SPEED UP YOUR TRANSACTION YOU STUPID CUNT

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>If you're not getting a pop-up, then fuck you.

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but where to buy sirs......

BRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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So I can just wait till next month when gas prices will stabilize, no? I already used uniswap

I don't give a fuck I'm just trying to cut down on people asking the same fucking questions
if you want to risk the price tanking go ahead
this isn't a philosophical thread fuck you

Great, now make a thread on how to claim your UNI tokens without getting raped in gas

What can u do if I’m using CB wallet and can’t change gas fees ? Transaction says failed on CB wallet but pending on etherscan

am I gonna have no luck claiming on coinbase wallet then cause of gas fees?

I get how to use uniswap but how do I claim the free ones

>The same 500 gwei for slow, avg, and fast.
Don't use gasnow, it's run by fucking chinks. Use etherscan's gas monitor instead.

I want to execute you in front of your loved ones and poison your pets.

I'm a normie and only use CB, will this work? Will CB tell that it's UNI tokens?

Is there a deadline to claim?

>aug 29 buy 0.2 ETH worth of LGCY
>sept 17 free 2.9 ETH (-800gwei)
Thank you uniswap! Very Cool!

Wondering the same

>now worth 3.15 ETH
>should have hodled
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There is no deadline. According to the announcement, the tokens have already been reserved for the 250k or something addresses. You can claim at any time.

Great

How can I get ETH into my metamask fast?

>3.73 now...
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>used it before september but no pop up

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It's fucking pumping...alright I don't care that the approval is taking ages in not selling.

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I'm poor why won't it let me claim? Don't I have enough?

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How do you do this with MEW? I'm a fucking retard .

>What can u do if I’m using CB wallet
You can get fucked faggot

Import your seed phrase into metamask like a real man

if you dont see the popup when you connect your wallet, you aint gettin gibs cunt

>Don't use gasnow, it's run by fucking chinks.
NO SHIT FUCKHEAD, ITS STILL NECESSARY

diaf

What are you fuckin stupid or somethin?

None stated

kek look at this faggot

You stop using MEW

Should I just sell this now or hodl?

>first time i ever used uniswap
>october 31 just before midnight
>got gibs

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>You stop using MEW
I did. But I used it with uniswap once or twice before I stopped being stupid. I want my $1200 retard award please.

I’m chaining you the doors to a low income apartment and adding ricin to the air ducts so all of the niggers suffocate and die. Correctly implemented, I should be able to take out roughly 23, melanin enriched bottom feeders in my county.