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UVXY follows /VX not the VIX afaik, assuming it's similar to VXX at least. /VX is currently falling off of a cliff.
i tried longing VXX this morning and lost money, but i learned my lesson and flipped my position and now im making it back. lesson learned, never long volatility, only short it. it always returns to the mean, you just have to wait.
Andrew Barnes
GAMES AND MOVIES
NOT TOO LATE FOR MOVIES. MOVIE THEATERS OPEN UP AGAIN THIS WEEKEND.
AMC IS A BUY. I POINT OUT GOOD TRADES HERE. I TOLD YOU GUYS TO BUY GME LAST WEEK WHEN IT WAS CHEAP.
Was that it? Is that all bears can do? USA USA USA
Bentley Lee
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Chase Cox
IT'S HER TURN YOU FUCKING COKEHEADS THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE NSDAQ TO BE AT ALL TIME HIGHS FUCK YOU YOU BANKER COKEHEAD SHITHEELS I WILL CELEBRATE A DIFFERENT CELEBRATION FOR THE LOSS OF EVERY COKEHEAD INVESTMENT BANKER'S JOB BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY SQQQ CALLS TODAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IT'S HER TURN IT WAS HER TURN!!!!
I've seen 20 and 30 mostly. Some have said 40-50 but I seriously fucking doubt that. But who the fuck knows. Nothing makes a lot of sense right now. Except tech taking hits. That makes sense.
Juan Ortiz
kino taste in fashion
Brandon Collins
How are you doing my fellow bulls? Surely qqq can only go up, right?
Absolutely spitballing from that max zoom graph from last thread $15 by January or the CEO embezzles everything and flees to a non-extradition country.
Josiah Gray
whew it recovered enough for me get out of bad long kek
Reminder that TSLA and AI in general is at the AOL phase of the internet for comparison.
Connor Sanders
Anyone else staying cash for a while at this point? Sold TQQQ at a loss of about $1000. Market is just too unstable at this point I'm safer in cash than letting algo's, hedge funds, and institutions move the price hard enough that I lose big time especially when some of them usually have info the public generally does not.
is she literally asking to cuck you as like part of her fetish? or did she suggest you guys go poly? either way, you should record her saying it and then hire a divorce attorney
It started as role play, now she is actively dressing more scandalous and trying to get guys to hit on her. Her sex drive has been getting harder to manage. She is constantly horny. FUCK
After the great squeezening of 2020 and Gamestop reached $3000 per share Ryan Cohen has just been appointed as Emperor of a new african colony of chainlink and gamestop billionaires
By 2022 GME has managed to manufacture flash drives with digital games on them for cheap and has revolutionized compact discs into a new medium.
The whole world has used gmes patented process for all software and digital games lost the battle as Gamestop can store games on their flash drives and no download required and no taking up room on your hardrive.
Microsoft needs their patent process to continue to sell Windows and Gamestop merges with Microsoft to become the biggest stock in world history in 2023.
The year is 2023 and a Gamestop drone has flew over your house to deliver your 3 for 39.99$ brand new games which you have gotten for free because you traded in your old games.
They also deliver you sex bots and have become the largest tech company partnered with tesla.
Luckily you didnt have to wait as they have 20,000 stores and instant delivery
The online sales category of gamestop.com has become the largest online retailer.
After ordering your VR immersion headset with unlimited sex pleasure with real in game women,
You see a amazon worker closing his van and going on unemployment as the last van amazon ever has and you say you should have bought GME calls.
If you can't handle big dick swings then stay out of TSLA. TSLA is for musky cocks.
Samuel Davis
25% of the market is retail investors. They are about to get rekt.
Levi Nelson
that was definitely some shorts covering, but it's only just beginning Interest rate on IB is now 64%. 4000 shares available kek
Ethan Evans
considering picking up a few sqqq calls now during the pump
Sebastian Evans
lel, get fucked permabull
Benjamin Brooks
so anyways, this is why you always short the VXX on pops. just make sure you can handle margin so you can wait if more habbenings than you expected happen.
Lots of red everywhere (mostly tech), so people panic sold TSLA. Then people remembered "oh wait they're Tesla lol" and bought back in. Battery Week also changed people's minds.
