Fuck it, it shall be done

I asked you to give me a single fucking reason not to make an onlyfans using random pictures of thots to milk the fuck out of degenerate simps, and you couldn't give me a single reason, so fuck it. I'm doing it. I'm making a fuck ton of money off of your absolutely degeneracy. Some user said he'd send me moob pics for a cut, if you want in, shave chest and post your sexiest moobs with a timestamp and a burner email so I can contact you. Otherwise I'm going to the fucking moon off of this grotesque world. Fuck it all, I hate everything, and I hate you.

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But user, I dont have moobs

Have sex

Not with that attitude you dont

Does it have some kind of KYC for payment processing?

Yeah but who gives a fuck, I'll just say I'm some faggot making an onlyfans for his girlfriend using my bank account, or I'll say I'm a tranny

pink ID is a sign I'm going to the moon

cya later fuckers

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can I invest in this

keep us updated how things go user. I have a hunch you'll make a killing.
My only fans is only pics of squirrels and chipmunks I snap pics of outside since I live in a cabin town and I get an average of about 7 new subscribers every month. Like wtf people are paying to see pics of animals just doing animal things or vids of them eating acorns or something.
people are wierd with money

Sounds wholesome user.
I still intend to profit off of pathetic losers but I like your idea
Do you have moobs?

Shit I replied to myself
I meant to ask you
Do you have moobs?
If so you can invest using your manly mammaries

Aren't you too late on an already oversaturated market?
You need to have some kind of internet clout to make money off onlyfans. This is how e-girls investing in their feeds and having thousands of followers are making profit, if you don't have that you shouldn't expect to make a bit of what they make

>underestimating the depravity of the coomer

no i only have cash

I don't think I have a way to take your cash and give you back more later with this shit, unless you subscribe in which case you can pay for premium tight blonde titties

bump

That partnership for moob pics is still open retards, I'll offer up to 20% of the cut for your moobs. Remember timestamp and burner email

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I wish I could, but I've got very hairy nipples. I wish there was another way to invest, I'm really good at photoshopping the curves on body.

example, I photoshopped this image I saw on /s/

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Checked
Good skills user

By all means do so user. I choose the animals pics because I can go outside multiple times per day and get vids or pics easily.
Your idea will be alot more profitable mine is just chump change but it pays my internet bill and gets me a bit of food so I cant complain

shoot me a link so we can get into contact, I need a profitable side hustle bad

I'm still in the process of verifying the account, I will post here or make another thread if it takes 24 hours as they say it can

i mean like send a discord or some shit to get into contact

ripped this girls pics and vids she used for her OF off her twitter before it went private lol

I made the snap and menu and everything and now I’m just trying to get people hooked

been adding random people on snap and advertising, please help how to network?

pic related

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I will once this is operational

R9K hates simps (I think) as well and it's full of traps maybe they'll donate some pics

Thanks user

> people are wierd with money

We're on a board where we discuss the most lucrative imaginary digital money to invest in, half the time actually expecting to get scammed and hoping to pull out at the last minute, all along the way wondering if it's even going to lead somewhere meaningful.

But yeah you right, people are weird.

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You made her look like one of those chinese silicone sex dolls

Holy fuck I hate the coomer.

I intend to neet off of your sad impulses. Day of the rope is coming, coomer, and until then I'll be satisfied profiting from your degeneracy.

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Apparently, OnlyFans is very strict with payout, with a driver's license photo being required for confirmation. I wonder if you could simply use photoshop or claim trans. What's your plan OP?