I missed out on $1600 because my first uniswap trade was at 2AM September 1st. 2 hours...

I missed out on $1600 because my first uniswap trade was at 2AM September 1st. 2 hours. I missed the snapshot by 2 FUCKING HOURS. And we arent getting a 2nd $1200 stimulus check. AND I got rugpulled for $2000 by MAKI this month. JUST. FUCK. MY. SHIT. UP. SENPAI.

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Dang, and I'm already regretting not having used a third wallet for uniswap.

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are people really this dumb like you?

what?

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UNI token is for all the anons that lost money buying kleros,rsr, or yam on uniswap right before the crash

exactly. Its their way of saying, we're sorry you lost all that money.

You would have sold at $2.5 anyway

You aren't entitles to free money newfag zoomer.
Go back to wherever you came from.

What is this Uniswap token? How can I get UNIs?

This

Uniswap is a platform that lets you swap one crypto for another (IE Etherium to STA)
They made their own coin and gave 400 to anyone using their service before September 1st. If you didn’t (like me) you’re stuck seething

Figuring out how to cash out Uniswap tokens is an IQ test and you have failed

No. Says insufficient funds when I click the claim button. If I'm receiving a transaction why should I pay the fee? How many gas is it needed?

like 0.1 ETH XDDDDDDDDDDD

Meh I was going to sell $5000 of a turdcoin in August but didn't

No airdrop AND my turdcoin dropped 30%

Absolutely fucking annihilated

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wait... I have 4 etherscan addresses that have been using uniswap.... did i just get 6400 dollars?

OP if it makes you feel better I got like 2800 of these because I traded shitcoins like Floydcoin a couple months back.

Oh and I sold the top and rebought at $2.50 with my gambling money and am up 30% today. Amazing

hah, I have 3
inb4 retard
I did it on purpose

holy fuck i actually got 6400 dollars. uniswap fucking rules.

Yes, sell it all now because it's gonna crash to sub $1.

omg so many fucking first timer pajeets here

Wish I had more than 1, congrats user

The uniSwap token? With 30 million circulating supply? In the middle of a DeFi bubble? This shit will go double digits in no time. Wait for it

Sorry champ, there's always next time.

What’s the token even used for ?

I don't know but who cares? They're Uniswap tokens.

gonna make it

i spent 1600 on alcohol and fast food in the last month

Thank you

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IKTFB. I had my Metamask set up and ready to go about a week before but it took Coinbase ages to clear my funds so I got my first Uniswap buy at about noon on the 1st.

>only started trading on uniswap a week ago
>see the september 1 deadline and think i'm not getting anything
>go to buy some NYAN
>see claim button
>turns out i bought $100 worth of some shitcoin called STRONG in august while i was high/drunk and forgot about it
>free $1200

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