UGBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RED AAAAAAAAAAAAA RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

UGBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RED AAAAAAAAAAAAA RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa......

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
trumpsupportersaregayretards.com/wrewqRE

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Trump Voters
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Last Based Thread:

Attached: 1533072857821smg.png (1136x640, 841.87K)

Other urls found in this thread:

investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

blag darnint me did again it wont let me delete ;_;

Attached: 1595822041147.gif (760x870, 786.3K)

tsla holding well on a day like today.

I hope your ready for that volatility

Attached: quad witching.jpg (762x410, 58.89K)

it's ok, the smg in filename saved it
but you're still retarded

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MARKET KING AND I MIGHT SHOW YOU MERCY

Attached: 80890909ua.png (1125x966, 279.08K)

Me Crab. This is America. Line goes up

Attached: 2C16C3C6-C727-4EA0-A338-D2AC777D32F5.png (630x472, 352.41K)

Does anyone else hope Walmart+ does okay so amazon actually has some fucking competition?

you WILL respond to me you fucking retard!

Attached: 1469068551436.gif (300x200, 903.01K)

Start putting /smg/ in the fucking subject you feckless idiot.

and we're back

Attached: 1586261786449.jpg (573x430, 83.75K)

Attached: 5818CCA0-27A3-4974-9AEA-403ABEFC8372.jpg (522x607, 21.49K)

is quad witching good or bad for markets bros

3 fucking threads and you still can't manage to find the title box? Kill yourself tranny

Attached: 1599022772174.jpg (1024x1024, 76.18K)

Yes sir!

Attached: we wuz hunted by nazis and sheeit.jpg (640x906, 84.34K)

Wait till we get QUINT WITCHING HOUR

Aware a bozo like me what quad witching is, plz

Attached: Apu - Resons to live.png (1199x476, 444.24K)

almost always

Why ist this hapenning? It was supposed to crash and then turn into a new bull market.

Attached: 123739439812.jpg (251x217, 6.13K)

why is it 4 times witching hour?

neither but expect some whipsaws before it closes

Bought some KR for the memefolio who's in?

Is this the bottom now?
Can we buy back? It seems like it will just bleed till the big bois in charge get a stimulus going

Attached: more questions.png (144x226, 15.11K)

you'd be less of a bozo if you just looked it up online

You'll want to get in before the stimulus gets passed, though. It's going to be an enormous 2 days as soon as it is passed

nobody can answer that
but the current direction is down

>NAK settling at 10% above normal
This seems like a good thing. If too much is baked in now there will be no gains.

Fuck this gay support and these gay rebounds, just break through and dump into oblivion already.

How is a jewish grocer that pays a dividend a meme stock?

Remember that time they were impeaching trump and the democrats cancelled minority hearing day? Democrats don't actually care about minorities. They only care about power.

I wanted to talk to my frens, though

Attached: Apu the comfy vacationer.jpg (1600x1000, 314.5K)

I'm just gonna stop opening my portfolio for awhile

snib

we may have to leave that to the pajama boys

Naturally.
But congress will block anything till election is over.
I know, and it is.
I just wonder just how retarded and selfish politicians will be.

Banks are trying to close options, which leads to correction to the MA.

investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp

People have been shilling a buyout tonight, sounds like bullshit to me. I like it when my gambles come with almost no downside.

You're a fucking idiot and I hate you

yeah. just trade accordingly to the increased volume

Attached: Wicked Witch of the West.jpg (550x404, 22.97K)

Anyone remember that people keep saying buy the dip for the last 3 weeks? I finally bought the dip today and it just keeps dipping.

I have 6 SQQQ 9/18 27.5c
i should definitely close that shit in the next 39 minutes, right? even at a loss? i dont see it getting much better tomorrow and theta is gaping my anus

Attached: bread girl.webm (720x540, 642.65K)

September 25th calls for $5. Can’t win if you don’t play

>FORD PLANS TO DIFFERENTIATE ITS ALL-ELECTRIC F-150 FROM EXPECTED PICKUPS BY TESLA AND GM BY BUILDING IT FOR HEAVY-DUTY HAULING AND TOWING RATHER THAN RECREATION- CNBC

Tesla is fucking finished lol.

Attached: EiImPttXYAAm70E.jpg (1242x1140, 189.23K)

it would be suicide for dems to pass stimulus and pump the market before election

WKHSchads this new floor is just fucking outstanding. Remember when we crabbed around $17 for a while? Remember when we crabbed at $3-4 last year? We're so close bros.

fucking retard how hard is it to put /smg/ in the title?

>Literally everything I own apart from two stocks are in the red

It'll get tomorrow won't it guys?

not sure why this is so hard to understand for bullcucks

Attached: bobo-in-office.png (845x637, 418.69K)

We need to stop letting this fag make the threads

31 by Friday!

NOT SO FAST
>uses the 5 billion from the ATM offering to buy back the TSLAs they make
>scrap them
>count arriving at the scrapyard as a "delivery"
APPRECIATING ASSET BECAUSE FEWER TSLAS AND MORE DELIVERIES
>stock moons thanks to deep OTM calls from Masayoshi Son
>stock split
>announce new 5 billion ATM offering
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He showed in the last thread he's a literally retarded redd!tnigger.

We're gonna make it user. I believe.

you don't see it getting much better?
if we gap down again those calls are going through the roof

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY

Attached: 2020-09-17_12-24-33.jpg (746x683, 164.74K)

the democommies already committed sudoku when they announced their plans under the harris administration were worse than red clam chowder.

they expire tomorrow though. even if we do gap down im not confident it will be enough to actually get me more money than im currently at now

No stimulus. Just google it. Congress is a shitshow.

how much did you pay for them

Why are consoomer stocks down? Tech makes sense but why the fuck is VFC down nearly 2%?

It would also be suicide for GOP to pass a stimulus that would show its full effect only after the election.

The two parties are both to blame.

NQ is closing below the 50 MA for the first time since early April, make sure you are all cash except for small gambling positions in your meme plays like GME, WKHS etc.

You are welcome for this free advice and thank you for reading my blog post.

Help me understand please. If have a massive margin, I can buy KR calls and sell them at a loss no greater than the cost of those calls. But my broker is going to think "this madlad is about to buy 100 KR!" Do they charge me interest on this risk in some way?
If the answer is "ask your broker" please help know what to look for or what to ask.

Stock prices are a meme that follow no logic.

Yeah, but what the fuck is there to see?

I'm in Spy calls, so I'll be fine right friendo?

stimulus is not about the actual effect it's about the optics

$800

Okay now hold for 5 years.

If you picked a good quality company to invest in, you'll make money.

I thought it closed below the 50 MA a few days ago already
Maybe that was it closing right on it and I'm misremembering

Attached: DMglbnjWsAMB21O.jpg (319x269, 24.74K)

Oh. RGC. Right.

Attached: Tony.png (1440x759, 591.15K)

i asked this in a previous thread but didnt stick around for the answer
what is a tendies