/smg/ stock market general, fuck webos and transsexuals edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
trumpsupportersaregayretards.com/wrewqRE

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Trump Voters
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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politico.com/news/2020/09/17/coronavirus-stimulus-deal-417142
strawpoll.me/20958747
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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How much longer until Renminbi goes to zero?

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I haven’t coomed or watched porn since Sunday and now I get horny looking at 4s and 5s in public. Do I keep going or do I coom? Also bought more SHLL

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AA^50

+1 for fuck trannys. unless theyre really cute and passable

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Goodnight, smg

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What was that green candle on xpev netflix and Google to bring them all up to exactly zero today?

>premarket today: everyone acts like it’s literally over because it’s a red day
>go to sleep, wake up after hours
>check stocks
>it’s literally nothing
Bobo will never win

Bearish engulfing on the DXY

Buy some Bitcoin bros

will quad witching tomorrow crash the market with no survivors?

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Buy CLF

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Talk to them 4 and 5's they'll help you cum, if you're not a perfect 10 yourself

APOLOGIZE

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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short china

>i'm very long term and i never sell.
Can I ask what your portfolio looks like?
I'm looking to establish a long-term portfolio myself

this is your daily reminder no stimulus is coming and it has been obvious for weeks

politico.com/news/2020/09/17/coronavirus-stimulus-deal-417142
>Democrats and Republicans appeared even further away from a coronavirus relief deal on Thursday, despite mounting calls from rank-and-file lawmakers — and even President Donald Trump — for action.

>With no mood for deal-making in either party, the House and Senate are leaving for the weekend with no progress on an agreement, casting further doubt that Congress can muster the political will to adopt another massive economic stimulus measure before the November election.


>Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that Democrats could push for more federal spending than their last offer of $2.2 trillion. Pelosi told reporters that the need for relief — from restaurants to airlines — has “only grown” since the House passed a bill in May.

>“Since that time, my members will attest, the needs have only grown since May 15, four months ago,” Pelosi said, referring to the day Democrats passed their own sprawling $3.4 trillion package. “The needs for the small businesses, for the restaurants, for transportation and the rest.”

>BBBY short % of float
now I understand why Burry is holding BBBY.
What would it take to spark the cascade upwards like Cohen did for GME?

Definitely have this on my watchlist now just in case.

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Congress should be destroyed, they hold all the actual power and they're all soulless vermin

Me on the left

Bro your desperate, how many hours with out sleep you've gone?
Close the position of it's fuckin you this bad

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>implying

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Someone take another shit on Nancy Pelosi's driveway.

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heh

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TQQQ eow price?

strawpoll.me/20958747

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nak up a whole 2c after hours

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Sony confirmed for based

are u ok bb

Based ricardo poster

Also,
GMEEEEE OMGGG MY PANTIESS, IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

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No fucking way this is real, if so Sony is based as fuck, they'll have every jigaboo pandering media blowing up the horn for them for free how rayzis they are and shit

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>he sold. pump it

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Waaaaaah? Oh man. That's awesome.

okay I'm buying a ps5

Curious how far out do you buy calls. I want my portfolio to be big not smol

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That can't be real

About to buy 50 more shares of SNE

I'm starting to think it might actually be time to buy some Uranium...

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How much money should I have before I start buying options?

It's not real.

its a good meme

okay i'm buying a 3080

lol

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always to the opposite of what bobo says

100 or less I hope I already feel foolish enough

I dont understand why no one has burned down the Capitol Building yet. We obviously don't need it and maybe it'd scare congress into doing something for the people for once

What is happening? I've been looking at nasdaq futures for a good 5 mins or so and it has not moved off of -180.50. Usually there is SOME movement AH till 5pm est. How has 1 trade not been made?

Same once this GME ride is over.

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Thoughts on IPOs like Snow?

Why are institutions allowed to get in first before the price doubles for retail investors?

>75% non levered index funds, primarily US and some ex-US
So, SPY, and something like VXUS?
And people still buy bonds in this economy?

A proper boomerfolio then...

I think it will be a month or so until something is reached.

They want plebs to run out of money and start working fast food to get off Unemployment eligibility.

Economy is shitty and Europe is quietly locking down again. It's just a matter of time.

I have 50% cash and waiting for a massive drop to buy on that fire sale. VIX has been too eradic, random PnDs are drying out, it will happen

Just have to lay low, cut expenses and ride it out desu

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Would you say it's a good or bad idea to invest 20% of my portfolio in an index fund at this point of time or better to wait?

Yo being white is going to be a crime by holday 2021. Under the Harris Administration they're going to put the white people in chains.