Give me a step by step guide to make it ($1M) within the next 5 years with lowest risk possible

give me a step by step guide to make it ($1M) within the next 5 years with lowest risk possible.

starting budget is $45000

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IRELAND

>high reward
>low risk
Join a coding bootcamp and get a job at Faceberg, There, you spent $20k and made $1M before taxes.

What's West Britain got to do with this?

american license plates and nice trucks - not ireland faggot

Easy, compound interest with 1 year german bonds 45k*.995^5 ≈ 1KK

Buy a van, some chemicals, a vacuum, and maybe some duct cleaning thingies, and an ozone generator if enough is left over. Get a pajeet on fiverr to make a simple logo, come up with a catchy name, mail out flyers to a 1 hour radius around you and buy radio ads. You are a cleaning business that does carpets and ducts, ozone is to kill any lingering/tough smells. Get a bro to buy in with you for up to 49% ownership or just pay him hourly if he's not business minded enough to partner. Pay yourself the bare minimum to survive and reinvest for aggressive growth, you want $0 profit for the next five years. Scale asap, so that means more vans and two man teams. Build it up at once you hit the five year mark sell the whole thing as a turnkey business operation for a million. Of course if you do it right that would be retarded as fuck. If you fuck up you'll have a mildly successful business and you can take on a more supervisory role and handle back end side of things while paying yourself a nice enough salary. Market forces will dictate which way you go. Maybe you are cleaning vaulted ceilings, maybe it's better to take contracts at warehouses or labs. Might even wind up in crime scene cleanup. Follow the money, run heavy market analysis, don't be afraid to drop the parts with shitty margins so you can double down on the big jobs. Pareto principle is your friend here and will guide what gets cut and what is nurtured.

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>these nufags

No ass, NGMI

without work

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Hahaha how old are you?

Kill yourself you fucking lazy nigger.

fucking hell, you guys are giving me so much content today

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ahh, the red hair. I'm red-green color deficient so I miss shit like that all the time.

fake tits , pancakes for ass. the face better be something or else lol

GO. THE. FUCK. BACK.

actually asian

Buy less than half a make it stack of chainlink and shitpost until $250 link. Why ask for a guide if you just want to buy and hold glyptos? No such thing as a free lunch, you'll probably sell at the first retrace.

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Bitcoin. Unironically lower risk than doing any kind of investment via legacy financial system.

Get certifications in IT. Invest in physical silver while living like a poor person.

suck my cock you caps-lock faggot

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Those are men.

build a time machine and make 1000 wallets, then make minimal transactions on uniswap, a month ago.

>step 1: buy $45,000 worth of UNI

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But 70% BTC 30% ETH

are you serious, your budget is 45k? all in btc.
but be warned, 1 mil won't get you far.

all right you dense fucks. let me lay it out for you nice and clear here.
When someone exclaims a location in response to the image of a girl he is referencing "PLEASE BE IN LONDON"
or please be in X location
eventually abbreviated to just LONDON or just X location; usually written in a vertical fashion.
the significance of Ireland here has to do with the size of the girls ass. It's been well documented that all irish lads love girls with little rumps, now I'm not irish but I also like a small ass.
Anyway, that's why Ireland.

Buy DOT. Stake. Reinvest staking rewards. Delay gratification five years. Millionaire.

Its the safest bet in crypto right now, criminally undervalued. #1 tech on the #5 spot, four years ahead of Ethereum techwise, community blossoming due to simple Eth transactions costing $5 USD each. Interoperability solved, scaling solved.

Parachains launching soon, estimated to lock up 20% of the DOT supply. Current circulating supply is 40%~, so if supply gets halved price will at least double. Add hype from new people investing in parachain offerings (on a massively reduced supply) = DOT to $15 end of year.

Check out polkaproject.com/. Current rate of new projects per day is 5. Ethereum is useless for anything other than two or three DeFi dapps. Everything else needs to find a new home until 2023 when Eth 2.0 kicks in.

yeah this desu

go back newfags

That ass is a travesty

I agree, why even post this. could you actually imagine smashing that flat ass?

I can and I will