What the fuck are you people talking about and how can I learn it

sell signal exhibit #9283791

Anybody else nowadays just look at 99% of people and think "wow, theyre fucking poor lol"

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>get money
>buy eth
>swap for shit coins
>???
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You win by getting the largest pink wojak collection.

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Yikes. Imagine being this much of an edgelord.

RIP to this user's potential financial freedom

90% of the people on this board just got a free $1600-$4000 worth of tokens yesterday after months of fucking around with scams and making/losing money.

get coinbase account/app
get coinbase pro account/ap
get coinbase wallet app.

get uniswap app.uniswap.org/#/swap

link coinbase wallet app to uniswap.

or get brave browser, use metamask wallet.
link metamask to uniswap.

if they tell you to write down some random words... or pw's..
fucking write them down. brand them to your taint. lock them in a safe. make copies on stainless steel.. bury them in a dry/safe place..
etc..
save that shit nigga.
it is your ticket to freedom.

wagecuck/sell weed/suck dick for money.
send money to the entry apps.
invest in shit.

kleros uniswap sir

This seems to be the only board that hasn't been nigger raped by r9k, tourists, and pol so I may as well learn what the fuck is going on here so I can blend in

I realize how fucked up and scammy the financial system is and how 99% of people are deliberately kept in the dark and lied to about it

I used Uniswap for the first time on Sep 1

My life is ruined

you must do the needful and buy coins sir

kek

volume isn't nearly that high you liar

I downloaded the app hold me bros I'm scared

don't be scared.
you are part of the financial elite now.
you can take 1k and become a millionaire like goldblatt, pajeet, and sergey.

Seems legit

All my thousands of dollars in trade were on binance. I bought zero shitcoins on Uniswap

CZ cucked me

Dont trust a single soul on this board. Im serious. Either learn it the hard way, or understand it early

ya same gas fees were always too high so i just used binance and other cexs

lurk more and buy high sell low newfag

I always tell people to start with buying/sending/securing bitcoin. Then after learning about it, start your crypto journey into eth and eth tokens. Coinbase, Coinbase Earn, earnbitcoin.io, look for free money given by legit exchanges such as sign up bonuses.