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Let Jesus take the Deal edition

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Fuck euros.

First for WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Apples fucked isn't it?

I don't even wanna buy the dip at this point..

Movie theaters are reoppening. thoughts on movie theater stocks? Thinking of dropping 2000 into AMC.

>Down 0.01%

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Bashar al Assad on the left

Buy more GME or wait for a dump?

Shit ACHV halted for news. I just wanted to sell my swing.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK:

I am financially ruined.

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CNK if you want to be a movie theater memelord. AMC pissed off a lot of people and they don't have the leverage they used to.

CLF MOONING

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as long as you know its a gamble. I personally am on your side, I dont think hollywood will fold, and hollywood needs theatres.

>Have ant problem
>can't put feet on the floor of my bedroom of else they crawl up my legs
>dry air from fire season (OR) has dried my wood floor
>the individual floor boards have small separations between them bc it’s so dry
>they're coming in from cracks all over the floor
>I sweep everyday so there is no food source
>never see them in a line, there are just dozens going in all directions, on the hunt
>at one point they get in my bed
>wash all bedding
>see them crawling on mattress
>sleep on my couch for a week
>i am being terrorized
>i call my mom and ask what to do
>"call an exterminator honey"
>fuck you, that’s a scam
>sleep on my couch for another week, obsessively sweep my floors
>air gets a little better but ants never go away
>finally call exterminator
>he comes, looks like a stoner
>sprays around my house
>"they'll be gone in 24hrs"
>yeah sure whatever you say faggot
>wake up this morning
>they're all gone.
what sort of mental illness do I have and how do I prevent this from making me a bad trader

boys
SNE(ed) holder, GME, and WKHS holder.

Today is gonna be a good day.

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>Market opened 4 minutes ago

HORSEY HORSEY DON'T YOU STOP

JUST LET YOUR HOOVES GO CLIPPITY CLOP

YOUR TAIL GOES SWISH, THE WHEELS TURN ROUND

GIDDY UP WE'RE HOMEWARD BOUND

i told you fuckers buy at 6.06

CLF was $80 last time iron ore was $140 (2014 levels)

GMEfrens report in

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bros...
b...

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Am I seriously about to fomo into CLF?

Weak start to the day.

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IDK man, its not like theaters were doing great before all this

then again I'm basically a six figure shut in so I have no idea what normies actually want

GME faggots sneed right now

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Be lucky

I just did fuk

Learn the secrets of formic acid my dude

DIE QQQ DIE

Hmm let me see, a company that sells expensive phones while there is a pandemic, which forces lockdowns and the economy implodes and will self destruct in 2-3 months...Oh no, I'm pretty sure Apple will go up even without people being able to buy their iPhones because they lost their jobs.

UHM GUYS

should i get into some ibio

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AAHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMING GME COOOOOM

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>DXY

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HELL IS COMING

LIVE QQQ LIVE

>pattern

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CLF $10 price target from B Riley

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Guy just horde apple buy that shit we can do this together

i still can't believe whata fucking idiot I am. could've just called an exterminator right away instead of ruined my back by sleeping on my couch, waiting for rain to come to make the ants stop searching my house for moisture/food

Seems to be, glad I dumped my buy calls. They seem to be on a death spiral, even Tesla looks safer lol.

Trump signs executive order to block Pebble Mine? What the hell is going on? NAK is cratering

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-17/donald-trump-blocks-construction-of-pebble-mine-in-alaska

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comeback starts today clf bros

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it's breaking the pattern

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It's already down to 50 cents a share, should I buy?

QQQ is cuffed

Quick tell me the top five meme stocks right now
>hard mode no GME everyone knows GME is a memetic monster right now especially due to the PS Sony preorder fiasco

shill CLF DD for me

BLUE

CHIP

ASSETS

HOLD LONG

LAST TIME IRON ORE WAS AT THESE LEVELS CLF WAS $90 A SHARE

Should I sell my apple stock

NOOOOOO DON'T DUMP ON MEEEEEEEE

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holy shit $VALE
VALE CHADS RISE

GME BOOOYYSSSSSSS

Sold $10 covered calls expiring today

Hope it closes at $9.99

I made my first ever stock purchase and bought 5 shares just now

Based and schizotypal pilled

CLF at 6 has a 2.5b market cap
So CLF going to 24 will have a 10b market cap.. this is a company that generates 8 billion per year
Where does it end?

NUCOR is $47 a share with a 14 billion marketcap and they are CLF closest competitor

$NUE is a steel producer. CLF is an Iron Ore miner that is trying to diversity into steel production as well. Whether this will pay off is what i'm gambling on but I feel a comparison to the largest steel producer in the US seems fair here.. we will slowly be taking market share from them as AK steel transform CLF into an entirely new company with Raw Iron being processed into steel entirely downstream

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SHOULD I BUY MORE GME?

Lol also been having an ant problem. Have a solution the slowly kills them. They seem to be gone but reappear out of nowhere. Idk how they keep reappearing out of nowhere tho.

I think markets are gonna implode sooner or later in a massive deflationary spiral. And yes, all the megacap stocks go down with it.

However companies like Apple, Amazon, etc will weather the storm just fine. They will rule the world, hell they're already ruling the world.

So the only question is your time horizon. If it's years, keep your Apple and forget about it. If you're trying to time the market on short-term trades, best of luck to you.

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WHERE MY NAK MONKES AT ?????????? NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

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NKLA is a scam right?
THEN WHY ISN'T CRASHING

>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-17/donald-trump-blocks-construction-of-pebble-mine-in-alaska
Made me look.

26 shares of FNGU. I implore you bros, in 10 years holding these glorious bags, WILL I MAKE IT?

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it'll turn up once it closes the gap, right

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who fucking knows, this could just be a spike from smarter shorts covering and it'll dip back down immediately

but time > timing KEK

Not when it has wjat looks q doqnward trend with no end in sight.

Yes, goyim, sell your bags. Please, goyim, we need more cheapies, we still hold cash

I'd say wait for right now, its mooning

Can stocks actually go to 0?

HORSIES, RISE!!!!

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Added more lol

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Hahahahahaha


No

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Going all in on GME. Watch this

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KEK holy shit
at least it's expiring today, I really doubt the squeeze starts in September unless groundbreaking news over weekend

there is a HELL of a lot of sell volume right now

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Every time I don't listen to /smg/ the stock moons.

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Same reason TSLA went up 10x. True believers and hedgies that can actually get out before the dumps farming their idiocy

How do I get free stock and industry reports? I'm on hdbits but I cant find a door to thevault

Look at CLF and GME chart today

Buy CLF lol

kek

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CLF CEO on shorts: "We are going to screw these guys so badly that I don't believe that they will be able to only resign. They will have to commit suicide."

QRD on $CLF?

The wkhs dphc race is fucking amazing to watch

Why am I getting all these recommendations all of a sudden

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Quad witch day bro.

i always wondered, doesnt transporting horses hurt them?
like in the back of a truck, when its going 70 and hitting bumps and shit doesnt it mess up the horses knees or something? y'kno since they weigh so much?
and what about when this airplane lands, they gonna feel some of it in their legs no?

Probably not. Its gunna crab and dip at least until mid October. And then people will realize Trump will secure re-election and then its green line go up.

FNGU expires in 2038

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Cleavland Cliffs is printing. I never even heard about them before user said it on the other theead.

is this what I am? schizotypal?

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>bought 22 shares of CLF
>Down 1% immediately after

What news is making clf rise? Is it really just quadwitching?

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Crab battle!!!!!!!!!!

HORSECHADS WE HAVE BROKEN $29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIDE ON!!!!!!!!!!

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You got scammed. They make ant bait. The ants are attracted to it, they bring it back to their colony, they feed their queen, and then she and the rest of the colony fucking dies of poison. Let them assassinate their own leader.

Oh shit. I should sell now to be safe?

all the super mega caps make sense besides apple. Apple sells luxury goods, they do not provide absolutely crucial services.
Microsoft, amazon, and facebook all have a valid purpose during a severe depression, but i can't see the same for apple.

How long are we crashing? March was 1 month. Is this going to be worse than that

In my opinion Apple will fail during the economic implosion, but Amazon will be the biggest company by far

>get pulled away for something
>miss the GME pump
FUCK

is CLF a meme?

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY STOCK MARKET

CREEEEEEEZY STOCKS CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY STOCK MARKETS

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100k into TQQQ is enough to make it in 10 years.
It's about 50k for FNGU.

all of my meme stocks with the exception of NAK are fucking mooning and the dopamine feels amazing

>they feed their queen, and then she and the rest of the colony fucking dies of poison
this is what I want actually

>reappearing out of nowhere tho.

They’re not. They’re reappearing out of somewhere. You need to find the somewhere, and address it at the source.

RISE SQQQ RISE

I was discussing this with you the previous day when you were shilling them. Apologies for not listening.

fucking clf I only bought one contract. Fuck. I wish I bought more.

ATTENTION

EVERYONE HERE

THIS IS THE TYPE OF CEO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR MONEY LONG WITH

youtube.com/watch?v=79gWbSAVL7Y

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Does it mess you up? What about your ass?
No it doesn't. Horses get banged up far more when they run. Of course if you hit a pothole it's another story, but that can also happen to them as they run on too-uneven terrain.

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Anybody save the thread about the guy who bought 12 ETH 5 minutes at high before crypto flash crashed?

Think about what horses do a lot and are well known for doing
running about the place very quickly
they've got shock absorbers built in

PAIN

How hard will it be to break 30? I feel like that's the major wall facing us, just like how difficult it was to cross 20

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>tfw NAK is the only meme stock I bought

>GME
That didn't age well.

Its a slowly decline at best during 2-3 years, with a more than possible big crash in winter.

Yes, but this meme could take us up to $10 end of next week. Not even kidding

I'm gonna need 10x more shares then. Have to figure how to make that happen

OH FUCK. WE DIPPING -5% AFTER A +50% RUN

SELL SELL SELL

bate

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w-we closed the gap!
you can st-stop selling now g-guys

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Yes probably a tough barrier but we're ever closer to the contract so who knows.

Will we keep dumping bros??

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it's another episode of futures meaning absolutely nothing and the market doing whatever the fuck it wants

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Im that very same user and I just sold off at the top. TGIF

B-BUT I THOUGHT STOCKS WERE "POISED TO BREAK 2-WEEK LOSING STREAK"?? WHAT THE FUCK CNBC????

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AAAAAAAAA THIS MASSIVE SELLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah i keep having them poisoned yet somehow several days later a new army of them appears. I could only find a single trail leading to a corner of the closet gpijg down into the carpet. Am suspicious they set up base within the walls or under the carpet and not all of them eat the poison.

>seabiscuit
more like
>spacebiscuit

holy shit based af