>sold my 400 at $4 for $1,600
>at $8, FOMO is so intense that i buy $10,000 of UNI planning to short
>tanks to $6.50, freaking out
>sell everything at $6.50, for $8125
>lost $1875 in a few minutes
on net i lost $275 after being given free money
Im meant to be a slave aren't i.
yes
Yep Enjoy your ps5 dude bet you don’t even have a tv to play it on you sick cunt
How the fuck did you lose money because someone gave you free money??
Holy shit you're literally retarded
You're a greedy moron and deserved what you got.
at least i stopped loss at $6.50 instead of holding until now when it's $6 right?
Kek
Please be true. Can you post proof?
>missed the UNI moonshot by 24 hours because coinbase wouldn't let me send ETH to metamask due to some error with the app
No, you're an idiot because it's going back up again.
Your an absolute fucking brainlet
Are you me
Congrats you beat out the PS5 bros somehow.
Only biz Could lose on free money
>Selling within the first week
You made me feel better about my 30 bucks loss, thank you user. Now happy wageslaving
i hate reading stuff like this because it fuels my own ego unwarranted knowing i'm so much better than retards like op
I just became an uncle lads
Thanks for making me feel better
>FOMO
>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
kek you’re everything wrong with people that post here
I don't get why you mutt all insist on using Coinbase instead of perfectly viable exchanges like Kraken or even Binance
so is anyone farming this?
Nice story, OP. But the part where you bought UNI to short it doesn't check out.
How the fuck did you all get free UNI?
We degen traded on Uniswap?
Lucky, I guess
Binance sucks in America, but if you didn't get in on this because of gas you didn't try hard enough
what percentage of my stack should i use for yield farming?
yield farming only makes sense if you have a 5-figure sum to farm, below that, fees will eat your gains.
>check biz this morning and see the shitposts
>get my 400 unibux
>check price, it's at 6.70 cad
>Sell because it's free and being greedy has cost me money in the past
>Be content with my free 5 eth
If the price drops below $5 usd I'll buy some but other than that I'll just take my money :^)
I have bro
NEVER rebuy at a higher price
There's over 100 good cryptos to buy. Find the best 10 for profit and cycle between them