Try stocks

>try stocks
>make a gain of 2000 over a month from an investment of 2000 that I got from unemployment

>try crypto
>make 6000 from uniswap overnight after putting in 5000 from money made investing unemployment money

Why do people do stock trading? Why do people even get jobs? I didnt realizemoney was this easy to make, why did people tell me to "work hard bro"

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Enjoy it while it lasts this is A bull run

Luck runs out.

user, crypto is basically unregulated. Except for paying your necessary taxes, there is no oversight. The stock market is heavily manipulated especially after 2008 to make sure that it keeps going up or at least doesn't dip too far. Internet was the big unregulated boomtech 25 years ago, now it's crypto. In 15 years it'll be space exploration/exploitation. Africa is also a good place to invest, lots of cheap labor. The reality is the most profits will always be made in the wild west in Tombstone, Arizona Territory where you can take a bounty on the head of Injun Jim for 5000 USD (5,000,000 nowadays) and just be fucking set for your life, or you can be a pleb Cuckolick immigrant working in a factory in Boston, Massachusetts for pennies a day.

Crypto is big bucks because the big banks and billionaires haven't regulated it. I would say there's not much pressure to regulate it either, since "crypto millionaires" would have nothing to gain from trying to centralize power in this system, though I think it'll be inevitable as boomers continue to age and try to ruin things for non-boomers out of spite for being old. Fauci is fucking 80, the average boomer will live to 85, these fuckers are going to keep shitting things up for another 30 years and never give up their grip on power until the last one finally dies in 2097.

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>2020
>still believes in space

>the internet unironically made flat earthers a thing after 500 years

what does flat earth have to do with space?
if you believe we went to the moon 50+ years ago 6 times in a row without any problems but we "dont have the technologie to do that anymore" idk what to tell u user

The answer is that NASA is full of black women diversity hires instead of top-tier ex-Nazi superscientists like it was 50 years ago.

This

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these chads sure do look like they did the greatest achievement of mankind history

It's not about the tech, it's about the fact that the moon is a fucking rock. What's the point? The real redpill is that we've been to the moon and it just woke is up to how worthless our technology truly is. We can't even fucking land a maned mission on mars and guess what - IT'S JUST ANOTHER FUCKING ROCK ANYWAYS

Everyone is a genius during a bullrun. Enjoy it while it lasts user.

fuck all you niggers, and fuck uniswap kikes

>I made 2k in a month
>not making 2k a day shorting the open then selling the bounce before noon
>pay zero dollars in commission for my stocks
>pay like 600 dollars in gas fees for a 2000 dollar trade
Keep believing that just because its unregulated its somehow better
Talk to anyone here who got rugpulled investing in unregulated scamcoins and ask them if they ever got their money back

pretty based post

Well the moon actually has water reserves in the deep polar craters, so it's not a rock and we could actually colonize it. Mars also has a thin atmosphere but is currently in an ice age because of a lack of the greenhouse effect, but previous studies which found it had "no magnetosphere" have proven to be untrue- the magnetosphere and liquid rock under the surface that fuels it is currently in a dormancy phase, not dead. There are also country-sized areas on the Tharsis continent with magnetic fields of their own, just not one that covers the entire planet like earth.

In addition there are "warming phases" when the frozen polar ocean can melt and run again when comets enter the atmosphere and cause planetary warming by burning up and shit, so we have a certain pathway to ending the ice age on a human timescale and making the planet suitable for human habitation. I don't know as much about Venus, people have said it would be easier to colonize Venus but I've heard the planet is periodically (millions of years) covered entirely in seas of magma and the continents there are named shit like Aphrodite so fuck that.

Bullrun hasn't started yet, we're still in the september crabbing period. When BTC gets to 13k, that's when the bullrun starts. Probably not until november when we know who the president is.

>be me
>invest 4k in crypto
>make 18k profit in 2 weeks
>dont take profits and keep going
>lose 13k the next week
>take out initial
>only left with 5k profit

Where can I learn to do this user?

Post trades or larp faggit

The Bull run hasn't even started

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Yeah you will definitely be able to double your money consistently every month. I hope you pay back your gibs

>post trades
are you retarded? 2xing from a uniswap shitcoin overnight is pretty common and nothing unbelievable. How new are you?

You've taken the redpill. Being white and labouring in 2020 would be a completely retarded move, unless you live in a small all-white community that is self reliant. This society has open contempt for whites, which is why young men are all deciding not to participate in the system that hates them.

Crypto and stonks trading is the way out of the rat race. Maybe if there's some major collapse and a civilization that doesn't actively undermine it's own peoples interests pops up one day, work could be fulfilling again. But as of now? FUCK THAT SHIT

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I mean Jesus I was screaming and pulling my hair out ready to throw £20k into UNI yesterday when it was around $3, but I couldn't because of problem moving my Eth over.

Now its comfortably sat at what 6 or 7$. Could have easily made 20 grand.

because sooner or later you'll get rugged or take a 90% dump, shitcoins are a blessing and a curse

crypto is global, does not matter which retard is running one specific country

protip
>you can't
>you won't
>you larp
(((You)))

Meds, schizo.

Some people are just too low IQ to handle it all and shut off.

I posted in my gaming discord of some RL and internet chums if they had used uniswap, telling them to claim their free coins and either hold or sell em.

Only one person replied (long time schoolfriend) and he just said "deffo a pyramid scheme" and nothing more.

Nigger you just got GIFTED at what the moment is around $2400 dollars? You can LITERALLY TAKE IT AND SELL RIGHT NOW AND WALK OFF WITH 2400.

But no, "its a pyramid scheme" to take a coin given to you, sell it for fiat, and walk off happy.

Why does nobody here ever share trading strategies? Can you toss me a crumb OP and at least recommend some trading books/channels/whatever?

I'm so sick of my wagecuck job and my dream would be to have self sufficiency just swinging or scalping trades

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When it comes to crypto you can be smart or you can be first. Usually not both. Find quality projects early with your own research. Sometimes little Gems get mentioned here occasionally but DYOR.

Cool larp, but you don't 100% in stocks for a months time you retard.

buy low sell high