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Don't let the webos make more threads fuck them

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First for parabolas also go down.

Damn those damn webos

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idk, but if it makes you feel any better look at this chart. it'll probably bounce off of the 72 area at least, and hopefully return to the 200 EMA (around 79-80).

i feel like the 8x ATR keltner channel should act as resistance but if it doesn't my asshole is gonna get gaped so we'll see i guess. to be fair it makes sense that during quadruple witching these stocks tanked to kill options if that makes you feel better

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FIRST FOR CUNNY

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i like the faces of war but you have to add pink wojaks to them to make them /smg/-related.

Gme coom poster can you please post the picture of the cat with big ears and a ratlike nose. Been looking everywhere

no they dont you fucking moron, unless youre thinking of a negative parabola which goes against the entire "going parabolic" buzzword

first for why can't cunny also be thick? i need tits and hips, man.

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8x is safe, don't worry.

Where is religious CLSK poster?

DPHC worth a buy?

are you comfy yet horsefrens?

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Thick girls aka FAT FUCKS.

If a girl weighs more than 139lbs, she's fat. Simple as.

I think it's worth 55ish on a non meme valuation, but it's a EV company so expect meme evaluation to triple digits

i just doubt it's gonna go much lower after quadruple witching, in all seriousness. i feel like MM's probably dunked on price to kill options and now will scoop up cheapies, it just makes sense.

if you don't like them you can give them to me, i don't mind.

warosu.org/biz/thread/S22606519#p22608174
Apparently someone reported him at some point
What a gigantic faggot

I'll see if I make one last thread, I am getting ready to go to work, maybe a pink wojhitler I'll make

quick, sell before it drops!!!

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Horse mad me a total profit today

so current price is still a good deal

BECAUSE AFTER HOURS IS FOR CUNNY POSTING

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I thank horse everyday for the gains I’ve been blessed with.

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coom cat brother is going to make me rich

if not for his meme magic

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These days you dont even have to post gore to filter out redditors, just simple anime pictures are suffice

Trust me, I'll give them to you, lol.

Those Curves are on the border of being Fat. Nothing worst than fucking a fat girl user. NOTHING.

Can anyone explain when I get assigned shares if I sold puts and they just expired in the money?

the way I understand the proposed agreement yes

can someone phone cohen and ask him what the buyout price is

Anime is always a reddit filter.

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Damn you truly have faith in this meme stock don't you?
Is it going to keep going up?
Should we put a short for the profit takers?

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>Nothing worst than fucking a fat girl user. NOTHING.
What about fucking a fat guy?

I disagree. Quad witching was not specifically the reason it went down. The downtrend is not over yet either. The witching only helped vola and thus gave us outsized moves in both directions. Ultimately, there is still quite a ways down. You know what you're doing though, keep confidence in the data and don't panic You'll make it.

SBE, SHLL, TESLA

STOP PUMPING AFTERHOURS

YOU're Gonnna Mak3 m3 C0000000OOOOOMMM

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Hey Frens, I was out of the markets for a long time, but when I heard about TSLA and AAPL splits I bought in knowing I could flip on the normies who would go apeshit for it post split. After the split I sold TSLA and AAPL for a comfy profit and now...
Apparently its my main brainlet strat to take investing advice from /smg/ so I took my own brain power gainz from AAPL and TSLA and and moved into my tax exempt account (Cdn TFSA) and now currently have the following meme stocks from you degenerates:

LEAP on CLF: 09/2022 7C (My bery fwirst option)
NAK: 100 Shares for the gamble
XPEV: 10 Shares on another fun EV gamble
WKHS: 175 @ 23.06

The only two normie stocks I "have" are
AAPL: 25 Shares (Sold on $$ drop, order to buy more at lower price than my initial TOP buy is waiting to be filled)
MSFT: 15 Shares.

Overall though I am up 20% and I started 3 weeks ago. Feelin pretty comfy.
My intention is to sell WKHS stock before it tanks (have a running stop but I am planning a sell sooner rather than later) and want to move my gains into more stable equities. So what does /smg/ think?

Thanks for listening to my investing conference.
Please leave fill out a review card before you leave.

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>out of weed
>car insurance expired and insurance is fucking expensive so I don't wanna bother renewing it because I spent that money on Gamestop stock
>shipping on weed is like $20 for $20 worth of weed
fugg :DDD

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Processing takes up to one day and exercise happens after hours.

It will crash when the contract is announced win or lose because "sell the news"

Buy it after the contract regardless of what the price does desu, but not before (too much downside)

Why would trump promise more
Jobs in lordstown and have pence roll through? Wkhs just got access to the factory. They’re the only ones making full EV trucks already. Plus a stake in lordstown. How can you not like it?

That $20 of weed is probably around 2 grams, right?

how do you guys trade ITM options for profit?

Very. Horse helped me break six figures today. Great start to the weekend.

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Thank Christ it's Friday. I need a drink.

Imagine if you didn't smoke though.
You could have bought more GME.

Trump 2020

Thanks I noticed last time I sold calls that expired out of the money that it said in my account transactions that the unrealized gain happened at 4pm, but it didn't show that in my account on that day.

3.5g but after tax is probably more like $30

an eighth lasts me 2-3 weeks of daily use

>how do you trade options for profit
>for profit
>options

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time the chart and have large balls

it's a relatively cheap vice if you use a dry herb vaporizer, ~0.15g per session at ~$10/g

I mean realized gain. Duh.

HERE FREN COOM WITH ME

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You know what else is cheap right now?
GME

Bitch, I been in this board since before you even know it existed, shut the fuck up, this cuny faggots are parasites from .
We never liked them here, go back to I am sure that's where you scaped from

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Applebros, we're fucked aren't we....

Cause that is an old HAG do you even know what cunny is???????

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yeah that's why I did this today, also nice digits

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>Bitch, I been in this board since before you even know it existed
Really? Because you sound like a dumb nigger normalfaggot that came to Zig Forums in '16

if it wasnt for the dumb copypasta idve coomed earlier...

Same. Granted I only have half-a-bowl most nights. I only really get stoned to the bajesusbelt on Fridays and Saturdays. Glad I pretty much stopped drinking entirely so that's some extra money in my pocket.

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sorry im not a pedo

>arguing about who gets to be an oldfag
>2012+8
ISHYGDDT

>an eighth lasts me 2-3 weeks of daily use
Jesus user if you're gonna be a degenerate addict at least go all the way. An eight should last you a few hours at most

theyre called short stacks and theyre delicious

Smart.

My father works for USPS. I'm in the industry as well.

USPS is known for being old-aged company. Almost always loses money. They're the opposite of innovative.

Oshkosh is likely to win this contract, because:
1) Oil is cheap
2) They're working with Ford
3) EV is too edgy for an entity like USPS
4) Amazon, FedEx & UPS haven't jumped into the WKHS ship yet. Likely a good reason for that.

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j o i n
u s

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Hey fren, that's not cool you're supposed to help me tell the normie to fuck off

I have a single bowl in my vaporizer each night, why would I go full snoop dog

Hasn't congress mandated a 75% EV requirement?