Do you think money will solve your problems?

Maybe you can save up enough to fund your mass extinction plan

Well, I sure would like a drug to make me see my world as your pic, user.

The only problems I have now are a lack of time due to work and no sex. Money will solve both things for me.

Yes. I have no problems, except a shortage of money.

I want more problems. Employing people, running a business, etc. I hope money gives me more problems.

Yes

Absolutely not but I’ll take my flaws with me while traveling with no monetary worries.

I could probably solve my problems by teaching english in japan, learning to program (already doing this) or joining the military as an officer. My problem is that the job market has sucked for the past 15 years and recruiters are assholes, I need stability in my life instead of hoping that a stroke of luck will put another 400 UNI in my crypto wallet and 1200 trumpbux in my bank account while I hope my shitty previous employer is forced to pay a big fat fine to all the people he laid off en-mass like a dick as a result of an ongoing class action lawsuit.

In any case my biggest problem is that my parents were total fucking retards and basically gave me the worst advice, while becoming upset if I told them "that's bad advice, I'm not doing that" which has lead to years of getting fucked.

So yeah OP having money would solve at least the problem of worrying about money, then I could fix other things.

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>teaching english in japan
You don't want to do this, in fact you don't want to work in Japan at all, their work culture is more brutal than anything you're used to.

Sufficient money solves all problems. prove me wrong.

unironically true.

This entire post was spent blaming others for your shortcomings. You’re never going to make it.

It would solve very important issues like Literally never getting out of bed and I can hire a waifu mother to bring me tendies.

yes

Yes because I can’t afford to buy groceries.

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if you are a sinner it won't prevent you from going to hell

This post is a boomerpost. Other people can be blamed for fucking me over because they fucked me over. The time to put you in the fucking ground is coming, old man.

English teacher jobs have shit pay because they only make you work like 20 hours a week. The real money is in private tutoring on the side.

No but it'll help

money can't buy happiness, but you can't buy anything when you're poor

My only problems are financial, so yes.
>6’1
>not ugly
>7.3x6 inch pen0r
>qt gf of 3 years
>great friends
Literally all I need is enough money to retire by 25 and my life will be perfect.

Only I can solve my problems. Money is a tool. If I control myself, I will have all the money I need.

Self control and discipline. All you need. Where do you start? You start right here user. When do you start? Right now.
My short term plan is to just DCA into YMAX. It's the fucking aggregator of yield farms. One stop shop for best yield returns. Kinda retarded how easy it can be.

no

how to inject me seed into both vagina holes?

Yes.

Yes, every single one of them. Being poor causes all the problems.

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It would solve all my problems that can potentially kill me or make me homeless.