Had a gf of 2 years and she moved into my place a few months ago. In the last few months she has gone completely insane. She throws shit, punches my arm, throws temper tantrums every day and swears all the time. I told her to move out and she wont. She threatened to send my boss shit and get me fired if I ask her to leave. She is a literal leech, eating all my groceries and trying to steal my credit cards.
How the fuck do I get her out of my house without getting fired?
Tell your boss about your situation and then get rid of her.
James Foster
you beat her to a pulp
Nathaniel Parker
id bury my face between those beautiful thicc thighs and have a field day on that p*ssy
also ya coffee is alright for you
Daniel Campbell
Punch the bitch in the face.
Christopher Garcia
fuck her in the ass
Caleb Hernandez
Im guessing you dont actually want this and youre just venting. But if you want to absolutely end it in the modern age men cant hit women, they can only leave and cheat. So do the needful. But just know she'll fuck your best friend
Juan Gutierrez
Beat the shit out of her, make sure to gather evidence too incase she cries about it to the police.
Evan Parker
That is a man
Daniel Lopez
I cant leave though, it's my house.
I'm thinking of starving her out by not buying groceries anymore. Would that work?
Cameron Sullivan
Nice LARP
Michael Lopez
People saying punch her are faggots, grow up and hit the gym you little bitch incels. At most an open an slap.
William Reyes
change locks on the doors retard
Chase Gray
I'm not LARPing
Kevin Rivera
yea obviously anything she likes stop doing. Shit in the toilet and dont flush. Make piss jars. Lots of ways to make her life hell without punching or even slapping like the incels here say
Lucas Gutierrez
Setup a camera, gain plenty of evidence
Threaten her (be sure you can protect yourself at this moment) with going to the police with the footage unless she moves out.
Don't let her manipulate you, you have to think for yourself
Nicholas Ward
Don't be a pussy. Don't let that bitch manipulate you, I bet when she does her tantrums you just keep quiet like a faggot
I was thinking about that, but her shit is here, and she would get me fired.
Carter Adams
that girl looks like she smells awful
Jordan Lewis
Oh c'mon, not larping. Yeah you're just as 100% accurate and not exaggerating as all those /g/ posts which talk about every person screeching and throws potatoes at the PC and cumming down their throats because user wasn't fast enough with installing Windows XP.
How gullible do you think we are?
Matthew Sanders
start setting up cameras around the house so you don't deal with legal repercussions if you don't trust her anymore if it's too late for that then the only thing you can do is pack her things, grab her and put her outside, lock the doors and eat some popcorn
Carter Peterson
Hi annon, it is me, the girl in the picture Pleas send me all ur cryptoes, Thank
Oliver Adams
imho I’d say he should get a friend to put on an act busting his place asking for drug money while pulling a knife on him that WILL spook the bitch and before you know she’s all packing and leaving lmaooo but I don’t think a pussy bitch like OP can pull that off desu
Jonathan Smith
this is actually good advice, minus going to the police. Get secret evidence because i promise you shes already recording your phone calls. Etc. Your evidence should just be used to blackmail her out of using her evidence against you. My gf says shell tell the cops i call her a cunt..women are dying to get us locked up
Nolan Torres
Pussy ass nigga just trow her shit out the window
Julian Rivera
yes yes trannyqueer we get it you need to push the narrative any and all females posted here are in fact a guy so you can cope with your 5 oclock shadow and micro dick you keep in panties. We all get it you're mentally ill and obsessed with being accepted by everyone because deep down you know you're the 41% and no amount of trying to force people to pretend you're a "real girl" will ever happen. So you desperately and pathetically force these unfunny meme of DATS A MAN so you can cope thru tears that maybe someday a non queer will accept you for you and that's a queer male in panties playing pretend-a-girl
line up a new job to hedge against you getting fired
Michael Garcia
Your gf was probably always like this, she just hided this behaviour in front of you. This is nothing special for a women, just show here how she has to behave or kick here out. The best way too show here is by raping here if she misbehaves, look grim, bend here over and fuck the shit out of here.
Owen Carter
secretly record her with your iphone file a police report tell your boss you filed a police report ??? profit.
this shit's easy yo.
Nathan Davis
wait until she goes to sleep then tie her to the bed with broad straps that won't leave a bruise. gag her mouth. tell her you'll literally starve her to death strapped to the bed if she doesn't leave right now.
Parker Ward
*sniff*
Nathaniel Nguyen
keeeeeek Zig Forumsfags not getting the nuance in a shitpost is truly insufferable slit your wrists my dude I’m serious
Austin Howard
i was in your situation OP. there is hope. > tell everyone around you the state of the situation > if she calls cops etc, you will have plenty of testimonies > talk with your boss. explain how badly you fucked up > when you feel safe, kick her out, start secret recording here > call police, explain calmly what is happening while she is screaming and thrashing about in the background > they come and take her away
I didnt have to do this, but it was my backup. I tricked her into visiting her parents, and now i refuse to accept her requests of coming back. still technically together. getting more and more love notes, how good our time together was etc. but its all bullshit, so im leaving her. but slowly. Shes threatened with suicide, putting herself in psychward etc, so im doing the breakup slow. she is fucking insane, smashed wineglasses, slammed doors, literally bit me, screamed shit at me everyday etc. you have my feels, and now my recipe op. its just a suggestion, but thats what i had planned in the exact same situation. lemme guess, she doesnt work either?
In case you are not larping, use your phone to secretly record her temper tantrums and verbal abuses to gather evidence in case she tries to lie to your boss or friends etc. Try record as many separate audio files ideally on different dates so she can't make excuses saying it is a one time thing where she just got angry etc. Do not confront her with the recordings and don't let her know about it and simply kick her out, only when and if she does start shit with your boss and people around you you use your recordings for maximum effect.
Charles Edwards
I bet the person who posted this is thats a man
Colton Allen
how will she get you fired?
>tell ur boss before the story >break up with gf >gucci
Easton Jones
find out what's wrong, and try to calm her before ending the relationship. You fucked up tho, but try to minimize your losses
Camden Smith
when parkland was on the news. i told her "the school security officer stood down and hid!" she then ranted about how "omg i cant bleive you watch school shooting videos, why do you care anyway?" this was before the world knew the security officer stood down.. the next day it was national news.
so i told her "you are a soulless cunt, for not caring."
she called police. and i got kicked out for 10 days and had my 2A suspended.
John Wright
How did you know? Yes she lost her job last year and hasn't work since and she's barely making an effort to get a job. Your story is eerily similar, that's crazy.
Bentley Gutierrez
read
Nicholas Jones
dose her food and drink with high doses of LSD. when's tripping convince her to kill herself. if that doesn't work just call the police and get her involuntarily committed to a psychiatric ward.
William Parker
Daaamn look at that fat pussy.
Zachary Hernandez
its a joke man cmon
Lincoln Perry
Get rid of her in the mindcraft forest
Nolan Murphy
Dose her food and drink with LSD or mushrooms, and then try to talk to her about her behavior. She'll either send herself to a psych ward or become a good gf
Isaiah Davis
dude if she narced on you and you didnt end it immediately you deserve what you get. Your gf is way worse than mine then. Mines all bark. Dude you need to cheat now and send her your dick with the mole or tattoo pounding some fat black woman from behind. YOU NEED OUT NOW
Andrew Smith
>My gf says shell tell the cops i call her a cunt that's not a crime user, pretty sure cops can't do anything about that
Nathaniel Fisher
Its simple, most women operate exactly the same. But its also your fault, she is most likly just bored or hase some kind of depression. The solution to this would be if you milf here up. After that here instincs kick in and she will be busy for the next five years.
John Bell
also destroy all traces of the drugs and contaminated food so you don't get caught. throw it on the side of a highway, don't use your own garbage.
depends. Yelling or name calling is disturbing the peace and if youre autistic or a veteran youll get institutionalized like my friend and forced onto a shot in the butt once a month
Connor Mitchell
user ur scaring me...
Xavier Walker
yeah, we are done.she is dead to me. there was no "going back" from there.
Owen Wright
Does she even play
Henry Hill
What do you mean by milf up? Go date a 40 year old?
Dominic Perry
he never said pic was his gf..
Benjamin Diaz
We had a driver who's gf kept calling on him at least once per week and saying he ran her off the road or she saw him drinking a bottle of vodka while driving or was selling drugs on his route. She didn't even try to disguise her voice.
Henry Rodriguez
Its most likely borderline personality disorder. you just have to gtfo of the relationship. i thought i could help her, and that it would get better with time, but it got worse and worse. and the fucking jealousy on the bitch, holy fuck. the moment i got her out of town i felt like the dude in shawshank redemption
Hope this serves as a lesson to all you Anons who think of shacking up with the first hoe you meet once you make it. Women who are attracted to your money are never going to be wifey material. They will make your life miserable
You’re gonna think I’m insane for recommending this, but you need to record this abuse and then submit a criminal complaint about domestic violence. She will legit get arrested on the spot, then you can file a restraining order on her
Lucas Anderson
based. crawled through 1,000 yard of shit to freedom.
Jaxon Jenkins
True
William Ortiz
>girl
that's a man
Isaiah Gomez
Checking these comfy digits
Evan Ortiz
actually just kill her. 55 gallon steel drum, apparatus to suspend the drum above a propane burner. about 100 kg of NaOH and another 100 kg water. slowly mix NaOH in with the water, keep over the burner to maintain temperature. strangle her to death and dump her body in the drum. agitate until everything is dissolved. transfer liquid to a 5 gallon gas can and dump in a moving body of water. strain out any solids (bone, teeth) and crush to a fine dust. scatter wherever. cut up the barrel and dissolve in muriatic acid. burn your clothes.
