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Everyone leave coinbase
Jack Anderson
Dominic Carter
what am I looking at here?
Logan James
A scam.
Gavin Reed
~$9000 scam
James Bennett
the fees are really jewish
Jaxon Torres
OP is deciding which altcoin he likes better to lose his money in.
Hunter Rivera
Probably better off going uni to btc to link in pro
Austin Cruz
so then OP would have just had more link out of the other end if he just used Uniswap, right? par for the course.
OP, y u still use cuckbase?
Ryder Rogers
imagine using cuckbase to trade
Cameron Morgan
I did at first.
>use cuckbase wallet
>find out about metamask and start using it instead
>delete cuckbase off my phone. Also because I received a small amount of HEX and figured the wallet was compromised somehow.
>an user on here talks about coinbase wallet. Suddenly remember my old wallet.
>go through old photos
>find recovery seed phrase
Caleb Young
>2020
>using centralised custodial services
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Evan White
To LINK?
Holy shit worst trade of 2020 thus far
Daniel Campbell
This is the trade the autist made and coinbase cancelled the trade. How you holding out?
Nathaniel Green
doing alright. still waiting.
cb canceled my conversion out of the wick.
Kevin Diaz
Dude. Links oracles are objectively inferior to other oracles out there. Its a dying product. Wtf are you doing
Nathan Jackson
lmfao this nigga been malding in multiple threads over multiple days
do something about it pussy
Josiah Ramirez
>transferred my UNI to CB when it was hovering around 5.9 earlier today
>tried to move it to CB Pro
>only lets me move half
>other half is "unavailable"
>UNI drops to 4.9 now
CB is actively cancerous and if they want regulation then I want government regulation to regulate their regulation. Fuckers.
Joseph Taylor
OP now has to pay 67k in capital gains taxes lmfao.
You don't know how to use uniswap normie?
Isaac Green
Imagine keeping $70k on a centralized exchanges in the year 2020.
Jayden Carter
damn that sucks.
send a fucking support ticket.
im a white guy.
Colton Ross
why would you transfer it to cb instead of transferring it to cb pro
no benefit to moving it to coinbase
that's like moving back in with grandma
Michael Anderson
>still waiting.
they're still holding your funds hostage?
what a bunch of goons
coindesk.com
Asher Anderson
You tried a large trade and there was too much slippage on their liquidity pool. IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)
Oliver Long
this is their playbook:
The complaint explained:
“As a consequence of this scheme, the Individual Defendants and Coinbase enabled Coinbase to earn significant fees from the trades of its customers, from which Coinbase earned a spread over an inflated price for BCH, and to avoid a ‘run’ on the Company by sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the Launch to all except certain insiders who were positioned to and did sell BCH at inflated prices during the Launch.”
>to avoid a run on the company be sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the launch to all EXCEPT CERTAIN INSIDERS
hmmm...
>You tried a large trade
$80,000 isn't that big of a trade
>IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)
coinbase is only ever going to do one thing, and that is line their pockets with money at the expense of retail investors
Kevin Watson
yes. 0 updates since friday.
1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.
Hunter Brooks
>1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
of course
>im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.
Brian and his goons have put bullseyes on their heads for their thievery
you can't expect to steal from so many people and think you can get away with it
Daniel Parker
Why the fuck would I be unable to move all my coins from CB to CB Pro in the first place?
Jackson Richardson
>$80,000 isn't that big of a trade
IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY TWO HOURS A COIN IS AIRDROPPED
Andrew Evans
>IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY
then don't list it until you have the liquidity
same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
they do it on purpose
Angel Rogers
how is that protecting?
i got put back into a currency i left, and got locked out of my account for 50+ hours so far.
Jose Thompson
>same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
>they do it on purpose
twitter.com
Alexander Martinez
thanks, that makes sense to me.
i'll keep you updated how this turns out.
Juan Evans
how do you cash out then? i do all my trades in uniswap but is there another way to cash out for USD?
Isaac Baker
because if the slippage is 50% plus (try any coin on uniswap with 80k usd worth of ether) you would have been pissed and demanded your money back because they didn't tell you about slippage
Jackson Peterson
Hint: use other platforms. If you feel tied to cb use cbpro. Lower fees and more info for slippage etc
Logan Kelly
You used regular coinbase instead of coinbase pro. Honestly you deserve it
Jordan Baker
you deserve a bullet. kike worshipper.
Eli Bailey
yeah makes sense. in the time it took it to communicate to servers price probably spike 20+ cents. so the slippage would have been like $2,000+ difference in only a few seconds.
it was when it rocketed up for the final wick before dumping.
Leo Clark
>cant even trade uni on cb pro as a bong
Charles Allen
that's the problem with these platforms
right when you need the trade to go through (at tops and bottoms) is precisely when they will fail you