Everyone leave coinbase

Attached: what the fuck.png (379x628, 89.79K)

Other urls found in this thread:

coindesk.com/amended-suit-against-coinbase-details-bitcoin-cash-insider-trading-claims
twitter.com/TheCoinDad/status/943286155864309761?s=20
twitter.com/whalepool/status/943279673554894848?s=20
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

what am I looking at here?

A scam.

~$9000 scam

the fees are really jewish

OP is deciding which altcoin he likes better to lose his money in.

Attached: 158789152027.jpg (455x457, 83.09K)

Probably better off going uni to btc to link in pro

so then OP would have just had more link out of the other end if he just used Uniswap, right? par for the course.
OP, y u still use cuckbase?

imagine using cuckbase to trade

I did at first.
>use cuckbase wallet
>find out about metamask and start using it instead
>delete cuckbase off my phone. Also because I received a small amount of HEX and figured the wallet was compromised somehow.
>an user on here talks about coinbase wallet. Suddenly remember my old wallet.
>go through old photos
>find recovery seed phrase

>2020
>using centralised custodial services
n g m i
g
m
i

To LINK?
Holy shit worst trade of 2020 thus far

This is the trade the autist made and coinbase cancelled the trade. How you holding out?

doing alright. still waiting.
cb canceled my conversion out of the wick.

Attached: wtfisthis.png (1010x692, 104.42K)

Dude. Links oracles are objectively inferior to other oracles out there. Its a dying product. Wtf are you doing

lmfao this nigga been malding in multiple threads over multiple days
do something about it pussy

>transferred my UNI to CB when it was hovering around 5.9 earlier today
>tried to move it to CB Pro
>only lets me move half
>other half is "unavailable"
>UNI drops to 4.9 now

CB is actively cancerous and if they want regulation then I want government regulation to regulate their regulation. Fuckers.

Attached: 1600470546985.jpg (600x582, 68.72K)

OP now has to pay 67k in capital gains taxes lmfao.

You don't know how to use uniswap normie?

Imagine keeping $70k on a centralized exchanges in the year 2020.

Attached: 1574642217514s.jpg (200x250, 6.27K)

damn that sucks.
send a fucking support ticket.

im a white guy.

Attached: im a white guy.jpg (750x375, 42.95K)

why would you transfer it to cb instead of transferring it to cb pro
no benefit to moving it to coinbase
that's like moving back in with grandma

>still waiting.
they're still holding your funds hostage?
what a bunch of goons
coindesk.com/amended-suit-against-coinbase-details-bitcoin-cash-insider-trading-claims

Attached: 1596726509877.jpg (2490x1400, 314.43K)

You tried a large trade and there was too much slippage on their liquidity pool. IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)

this is their playbook:
The complaint explained:

“As a consequence of this scheme, the Individual Defendants and Coinbase enabled Coinbase to earn significant fees from the trades of its customers, from which Coinbase earned a spread over an inflated price for BCH, and to avoid a ‘run’ on the Company by sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the Launch to all except certain insiders who were positioned to and did sell BCH at inflated prices during the Launch.”

>to avoid a run on the company be sellers anxious to take advantage of the inflated price, by closing down trading within minutes of the launch to all EXCEPT CERTAIN INSIDERS

hmmm...

>You tried a large trade
$80,000 isn't that big of a trade

>IF ANYTHING COINBASE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT (YOU)
coinbase is only ever going to do one thing, and that is line their pockets with money at the expense of retail investors

Attached: Efq1L92WoAASSNI.png (500x700, 623.72K)

yes. 0 updates since friday.
1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.

>1 of them signed their fucking name "akmed"
of course

>im gonna brenton tarrant that dunecoon.
Brian and his goons have put bullseyes on their heads for their thievery
you can't expect to steal from so many people and think you can get away with it

Attached: 1596730645552.gif (498x392, 2.02M)

Why the fuck would I be unable to move all my coins from CB to CB Pro in the first place?

>$80,000 isn't that big of a trade
IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY TWO HOURS A COIN IS AIRDROPPED

>IT IS IF THE POOL HAS NO LIQUIDITY
then don't list it until you have the liquidity
same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
they do it on purpose

twitter.com/TheCoinDad/status/943286155864309761?s=20

Attached: file.png (867x403, 167.82K)

how is that protecting?
i got put back into a currency i left, and got locked out of my account for 50+ hours so far.

>same shit happened when they listed bitcoin cash
>they do it on purpose
twitter.com/whalepool/status/943279673554894848?s=20

Attached: file.png (1041x714, 75.21K)

thanks, that makes sense to me.
i'll keep you updated how this turns out.

how do you cash out then? i do all my trades in uniswap but is there another way to cash out for USD?

because if the slippage is 50% plus (try any coin on uniswap with 80k usd worth of ether) you would have been pissed and demanded your money back because they didn't tell you about slippage

Hint: use other platforms. If you feel tied to cb use cbpro. Lower fees and more info for slippage etc

You used regular coinbase instead of coinbase pro. Honestly you deserve it

you deserve a bullet. kike worshipper.

yeah makes sense. in the time it took it to communicate to servers price probably spike 20+ cents. so the slippage would have been like $2,000+ difference in only a few seconds.
it was when it rocketed up for the final wick before dumping.

>cant even trade uni on cb pro as a bong

Attached: 1568838374792.jpg (593x601, 43.63K)

that's the problem with these platforms
right when you need the trade to go through (at tops and bottoms) is precisely when they will fail you

Attached: 1596775310092.jpg (1080x951, 176.8K)