/smg/ Stock Market General

WHOS READY TO GET FUCKED UP edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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seekingalpha.com/article/4375395-qqq-in-correction-buy-dip
archive.fortune.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2001/12/10/314691/index.htm
news.yahoo.com/microsoft-acquire-zenimax-media-game-130000786.html
news.xbox.com/en-us/2020/09/21/welcoming-bethesda-to-the-xbox-family/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Damn I only have 15 sqqq calls

Get on the ATNM lifeboat you dumb wogs

>SHOW ME HOW IT ENDS, IT'S ALRIGHT

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What PM stocks do you shrimps buy for your boomerfolio PM allocation?

Using this red premarket to scoop some NEE and V. Probably going to pull the trigger on $2k worth of TQQQ as it’s been bouncing off of $110 all morning with low volume

Good morning I decided not to go to work today and now I regret it because I have nothing to distract myself from the stock market

After I take profits on GME, I'm immediately going 25% TSM and 25% FedEx

good morning smg, let's start this week off right!
DEATH TO QQQ
DEATH TO QQQ
DEATH TO QQQ

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OH NO TQQQ CHADS WHAT WENT WRONG!??!??
I thought we were literally going to make 5% every single day forever =[

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So I should sell my FNGU at a 15% loss at open right? There's almost no way I'm going to recoup by holding.

Fuck this gay shit, I can't believe the entire planet keeps smashing the sell button

this thing isn't even close to being over

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It didn't even matter

how many of these banks will be the next enron

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It is only just beginning.

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seekingalpha.com/article/4375395-qqq-in-correction-buy-dip
>QQQ In A Correction: Buy The Dip

lmao none, buy tesla you dumbfuck

HOW THE FUCK IS TESLA UP PREMARKET

if dubs WKHS contract announced literally RIGHT NOW

Who else is on spy 1500 gang?

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So guys what you betting on, red all day then a slight pump near closing, the opposite?

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maybe they have a major announcement/event coming that people are speculating on?

UNLESS YOU OWN A TESLA OR TESLA STOCK SHE DOESNT WANT YOU

>tfw you don't FOMO and it dumps

Bank bros... are we gonna be okay... I literally tried to diversify away from tech last week and decided to buy $5k of JPM and BAC... everything I touch burns to the ground

sell before news

dump today and crab all week
dubs wills it

>try to inflate and devalue your currency to save rich degenerates by fucking up normal people's savings and salaries
>still get egg on your face because you can't put Moloch back in the bottle and the free market bitchslaps you
Central banks absolutely blown the fuck out

>double 2s
>double 68
bros..

oof

Positive thinking, my dudes.
The law of attraction will bring us gains, so much that by the end of the day we’ll be getting POGGERS in chat

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You can really get one over on TQQQ fags and buy it premarket and sell later ok for 4-6% gains

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

30 minutes left until open, give 'em hell out there

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We answered you in the old thread

reading stock-related articles from 2000-2002 is fascinating...
archive.fortune.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2001/12/10/314691/index.htm

I'm going to keep DCA'ing into TQQQ, TSLA, and BTC and there's nothing you can do to stop me

I bought NKLA to sell covered calls on last week due to the volatility.
Made about $500 but now my loss on the stock is about $900.
Do I just sell when market opens or iron hands hold it until it recovers & keep selling covered calls?

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>"QQQ is oriented towards growth stocks"
>meanwhile value stocks outperforming growth stocks like never before
Looks like bag holder cope to me.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

SKYW JUST DUMPED 9% OUT OF NOWHERE

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID

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Singles and I reverse this

>that UAA zoomer

Is Under Armor a meme?

the only thing that could fuck up GME at this point, a market-wide panic

FUCK. we got too cocky

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
NOOOOWOWWWWW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DIDN'T I SELL ON FRIDAY

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....i believe!!!! POG!

NKLA is dead, friend. Founder resigned.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH GME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH GME
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
NOOOOWOWWWWW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what we looking at today boys

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YOU BASTARD

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Bros

>NKLA
>recover

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Guys wtf is going on..

buy the dip

Shorts getting margin called because they're down on QQQ tickers. Reddit bragging to the whole world about getting in at $9.30. This is bad?

Ohhh y-you know....just the u-usual

>tfw 100% TSLA

WKHS or SHLL? Who will moon more?

If downward velocity of leveraged ETFs is greater than upward, and leveraged ETFs go down both on red days and crab days, wouldn't puts on leveraged ETFs therefore be inherently more profitable than calls (assuming the market itself isn't bound to permanently go up)?

These fucking people are so retarded. What is the buy case for TQQQ? P/E ratios in big tech are INSANE.

Let's just go over each big boy tech stock and see if we can find value. Shall we?

>Netflix
Running up against market saturation. Increased competition from former partners they relied on for IP. Literal pedo shit causing media controversy.
>Amazon
Cracks beginning to form in their logistics network. Fraud in the "Amazon" name brand supply chain (suppliers substituting inferior products, they don't have a way to catch them.) Ridiculous P/E - one of the worst of the bunch. They are the leader in cloud computing, though.
>Microsoft
Boomer shit. AI meme research to lure in boomer idiots. No innovation.
>Apple
Their only talent died from AIDS and is rotting in the ground. Sitting on idle cash. Market saturated with their overpriced garbage. Huge supply chain risks due to over-reliance on China
>Google
Jew monopoly botta get rekt. Low room for expansion. Stupid high P/E
>Tesla
lol

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checked

JUST WOKE UP

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS GOING ON

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WHY THE FUCK CANT IBIO JUST MOON

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NKLA is going to 0, it's a literal scam. Just get out.

SQQQ bros, where you at?
>+4% pre-market

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Everything is going according to plan

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Dubs again

>Singles and I reverse this
Lmao the state of this cope.

some big boy must have bought this uranium etf, the ask price is fucked

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>gold breaking down
>palladium breaking down
>vix dildo green
>dxy inverse hs

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>tfw sold all my positions minus 25 bucks a piece across 8 stocks that I bought in the dip
Dump harder please.

I AM HODLING

Like everyday?

Will we dump at open? Hold me frens, I'm afraid.

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holy shit, does anyone still have Christian Bale's tweet from yesterday?
he deleted his tweet again

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God damn, this market is about as healthy as Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

FAGGOTMAN finally got aids

Better sell before the bell. Not memeing, I just want the best for you

I might be retarded but I'm still right. These boomer tech stocks are going straight to hell just like anime faggots and your portfolio. Fag.

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>metals decoupled from paper prices months ago

Yea, okay. Good luck finding a buyer who will give you over spot price for your coins if you need to liquidate in crisis. Spot price decoupling only works for Jews. For everyone else, we have to adhere to spot price regardless of whether or not it's "decoupled," from physical. Maybe I'm just a negative Nancy because it feels like every move I make is the wrong one even when I try changing my strategy to "stop losing "

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>gain a paltry 10% on NKLA puts last week
>some kike holds the price up because reasons
>support magically disappears after option expiry
hitler was right and shall rise again

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I'm in non of the above, I agree with everything you said. The meme is people who bought that over priced shit at the top lol.

MICROSOFT ACQUIRING BETHESDA
>MICROSOFT ACQUIRING BETHESDA
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>MICROSOFT ACQUIRING BETHESDA

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>Microsoft
>No innovation
As much as I agree with your other points I have to vehemently disagree. From a consumer perspective it may seem like that, but in the software world they contribute to everything, everywhere, all the time. They have such incredible control of where software is going with Linux and Chromium contributions, .NET, LinkedIn, Azure, GitHub, etc.

I got singles didn’t I

got 1k in my RH acc today, shill me something smg

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i just queued a buy for market open
RH premarket is going to pump shit and institutions are going to dump everything

carrier / honeywell chads this bodes well for us right? When people go back to work they will upgrade their HVAC ac's to filter germs better right?

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>MICROSOFT ACQUIRING BETHESDA
interesting.

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WKHS 10/16 45c

Holy fuck microsoft is dominating.
Gamepass is the future.

Dubs you did

hey guys I'm cleaning my room and I just found some american currency from the last vegas holiday.. I just threw it away.

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>MICROSOFT ACQUIRING BETHESDA

That would be wonderful. Obsidian could finally make another Fallout.

Should i cancel my GME orders and wait for it to dip before putting back in or just hold at 9?

source you fucking baboon

Announce Elder Scrolls VI and I don’t give a fuck where my portfolio ends up, suicide averted

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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oooooo sorry PS cucks looks like the xbox chads win again

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Oh fuck it's mooning on Sweden market. Maybe rlftf will violently moon today

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So far it isn’t pumping pre market

TRUMP JUST NOW ON FOX:
TIKTOK DEAL WONT BE APPROVED IF ORACLE, WALMART DO NOT HAVE TOTAL CONTROL.

news.yahoo.com/microsoft-acquire-zenimax-media-game-130000786.html
Is it still worth buying msft for the slight boost they'll get from this? Or will it still close down?

>MUH SPIKE

What a joke. Corona remains a nothingburger.

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news.xbox.com/en-us/2020/09/21/welcoming-bethesda-to-the-xbox-family/

Never change, Baggie.

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yes

This... This is how the bull died.

is GME dead?

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what do swedes trade? futures of migrants?

nothing burger, bethesda has jumped the shark, failing company, sad!

My mistake then, carry on sir.
Pic rel

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horsies are like half of my portfolio right now, got in at $8

now that there's a dip
what am i buying 100 shares of today to sell calls against?

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cope PS5 webo cuck

Thank you MSFT for saving us

so uh why are we going down

hey user, look, buyers.
bullion is one of the most liquid products in existence, it is valued in virtually every culture on the planet and has been for the bulk of human history (you know, the very thing which gives it value)
the last thing you should worry about is selling it.

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real or not, we’re still facing the repercussions from, wait for it...

coronachan

Time to buy Microsoft calls.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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