/smg/ Stock Market General

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
as well

afaik you need to cutoff a part of your dick

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AHHHHH IM FINANCIALY BLACKED

Too late to comfortably short.
Too soon to comfortably buy.

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I called off my order 10 minutes before open and am now waiting for it to drop so i can get more shares cheaper

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>when le epic anime gook faggots buy the top yet again

U guys okay?

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Fuck this shit, ima sell everything

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My portfolio right now
youtube.com/watch?v=TFVrOC8gOhU
I've fucking forgot about triple witching my fucking ass is burned today.

BIG RED DILDOS

I DONT UNDERSTAND SHIT BUT HIT THE BREAKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

These SPY calls are getting awfully heavy anons, :/

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I'm already circumsized though

Should I put 5k in pfe options? I've got a strong "feeling" they're gonna have the vaccine out soon

>Rebbit spacing

Holy shit TSLA

lmao thats when i sold

I can't make rent ;___; Oh my fuck whyyyyy

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Soon

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS TSLA SINKING
WHATS GOING ON

Total fucking bullshit

The (((Great Reset))) is coming, the elite are taking profits ;)

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When do i buy SQQQ calls? I missed it on friday. Should i wait for a meme pump today? Doesnt feel like its coming

How low can we go?

Is it a good time to buy now? I actually was waiting and hoping for a dip like this. Should I buy now or does it go lower?

FUCKKKKK

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HAHAHA SUCK IT BULLS
BOBOS LETS PARTY

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

Should i buy the dip or wait?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Sonuvabitch! Why didn't I listen to myself when I posted Friday that I was liquidating at close!?!?

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AHHH MY TESLA CALLS NOOOO

this crash won't end well

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OMG I WENT ALL IN ON SQQQTHIS MORNING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has anyone tried making big bucks on pharma lately? I don't see any pharma bros here anymore.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK IT WONT STOP

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Bank bros... are we gonna be okay...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

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>tfw

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lmao at tslatards

DEATH TO QQQ

TSLA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I can't believe that I actually got away with this.

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Suicide tier

>TECH TECH TECH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LIKE HOW IS THIS NIGGA FOR REAL JUST HOW HAHAHAHAHA

I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
MY PORTFOLIO IS BACK WHERE IT WAS AT THE END OF MAY
FUCK THIS SHIT
DO SOMETHING POWELL

I will buy Roche today. Your thoughts on this?

Which part of Israel are you from anons??

brrr.money

What’s a good stoploss? 8%? Fucking never ending bear slide.

Nah got immediately banned by the pol janny....somehow evading manadatory flu shots was a big deal to the pol janny (seems more like reddit mod behavior than a Zig Forums janny). Worst part about all this, classes are entirely online from your own home. A state college completely online, demanding flu shots. That part pist me off the most as none of my classes are on campus or even close to the campus itself.

Unironically not surprised this happened, it's become obvious the elites are trying to push the commoners which ever way they please.

Would close the remaining positions I have if that happens and I'm already nearly all cash.

DROP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

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>CLF
BUT I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE THAT SAID IRON WOULD GO UP

I JUST BOUGHT A SINGLE CALL, I'M DOWN TWENTY DOLLARYDOOS BROS HOW AM I GONNA RECOVER

Thats it, I'm gonna save the economy and buy puts. Surely it will start going up then, surely.

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He bought?
Crash it

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oh no, the retarded anime nazis are losing money again
oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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WKHS chill bitch. Just go up like you usually do.

CLF?

Buy MICROSOFT.

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HELP

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That's it fuck this I am not even watching anymore. Fucking retarded algos and bankers.

POOR FAG

>brrr.money
Kek

I have this feeling this meme will win a lot of popularity the coming months.

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS YOU RETARDS REALIZE YOU CAN MAKE MONEY BOTH WAYS UP AND DOWN ON THE MARKET RIGHT STOP COMPLAINING

ACTIVATE ULTIMATE DEFENSE MECHANISM

CLOSE Zig Forums AND DELETE TRADING APP FROM PHONE FOR A MONTH

SEE YOU GUYS IN A WEEK BYE BYE BYE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hold

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ON WHAT

Nobody cares

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I am happy for you to get excited over a $200 flip. I can't even get hard unless it's a +10,000%er.

>S&P hitting a monthly level
Uh-oh, don't break on us

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SPX has broken support at 3250. We’re headed to 3100 before the next bounce.

Fren, unless its your literal job, don't be trying to make rent money on the markets :(

That's what they get for believing the inflation meme. We're deflationary here. Gold to 1.2k

God fucking damnit. Im about to call it a day and pull out

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it must hit all the pathetic weak handed stop losses first user

what the fuck is happening

Yup fuck this. Imma sit this bad boy out untill congress passes a stimulus fuck. Wiped all gains. Purely back to where I started. The Jews always win

>Would close the remaining positions I have if that happens and I'm already nearly all cash.
Got the wrong post replied to. Was replying to some user begging for a circuit breaker.

Damn bruv.

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WTF IS HAPPENING TO TSLA AHHHBHH

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GOLD UNDER 1900

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Go up you piece of shit

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Wow. Im so glad i avoided it. Id have been major btfo'd in less than 2 hours. Wouldn't surprise me if battery day ends up being overhyped and TSLA. Drops to $330 again.

>he didn't buy $0.01 calls last week
>he didn't cash them out on Friday for 200% ^
I'm getting the same call a few weeks later.

I was smart enough to sell on September 1 but too greedy to stay away for the whole month. I bought back in September 10 right before cunt Pelosi cut the fiscal stimulus deal. It's been nothing but pain. I had 1500 of gains I'm only up 150 dollars

The supreme vulture's death won't let any stimulus pass

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

looks like a crash is on the menu if we get some sort of black swan type of news. what does everybody else think?

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DID YOU TSLA FAGS THINK YOU COULD NOT JOIN THE PARTY?
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED
WE ALL BLEED RED

V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
V $195
>V $195
ITS FUCKING OVER

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Sounds like some creepy ass Onions Green level shit

i bought at 1910, got stopped out at 1897. support didnt even remotely hold

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You win bobo it was fun

FUCKING NKLA OUTPERFORMING EVERYTHING IF BOUGHT AT OPEN
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Predictions on GME by EOD?

Why does gold correlate with stocks again?

>SLV

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teslatards are being struck down for their hubris

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TESLA IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERMABULL 500 C BATTERY DAY

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THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR TSLA TO BE BLEEDING WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

>wake me up...when september ends~

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Because this is a liquidity crisis. Banks need $.

DO you really think there is a chance that battery day is not overhyped?

Should I buy calls?

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When big institutions need liquidity they sell off stocks. When they need even more they sell off gold.

Base it off a volatility indicator or ATR.

Nothing about that tsla pump made any sense. It was already cooling off from being wildly overvalued, how the fuck did it retrace a quarter of that in less than a week.

Prices got nuts from 366, I know this because this is exactly where I sold and am still salty about.

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>can't sell anything because of 3 day trades already
>have to watch my money burn
>already down 34%

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nice

$7.50

campbell soup gang

i sold early morning and im buying in to get more shares than I started with

>Summer has come and passed
>The innocent can never last

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This is so messed up!

REMEBER, TOMORROW JPOWELL SPEAKS
DON"T LOOK FOR A PUMP TOMORROW
ONLY RED

traditionally it was a hedge against stocks, but after coronavirus and the ridiculous stimulus its literally just became a regular asset like stocks. people had no where better to put their money since bonds were at record low yields, stocks were ATH and so gold was the last option for building wealth.
also what the other two said about institutions

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Imagine what the stock market would look like right now if we didn't have nonzero interest rates and infinite QE.

Wtf happens if a company merges?

Like say you have 100 oracle stocks and then Microsoft buys them. Does your oracle get converted over to Microsoft

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

We just kicked off a Japan-style recession which will last for, at minimum, a decade. You're going to wish today was just an ordinary -20% crash.

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Who here
>cashgang
And how long? Ive been cash for 3 weeks. Sold some long holds at 4% gains but saved myself over 7% in losses so far

Excellent

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Based dub poster. I almost sold my $7 gme call for Jan 15 for 51 bucks profit... it was up 150 on friday... iron hands chad reporting in to hold through this dip

>can't sell anything because of 3 day trades already
you can always sell
you can't buy in again if your cash can't cover your buys

wrong, dont listen to the brainlets. Correlation doesn not equal causation

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is the end bros

Starting to feel better about cutting bait on clf. Motherfucker keeps sinking. Good riddance.

>battery day
I am glad TSLA is tanking, but I take no pleasure in your loss.

oh god oh fuck
save me battery day

Does robinhood have their stock lines hit the high and low and not the close?

Something is fucky with tesla graph on their app.

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those are the rules 6 million of my people died in the holocaust so you cant make more than 3 """"daytrades"""" a week.

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Everyone is getting into USD after liquidating their positions. Gold is a hedge against inflation. Dollar demand up, gold goes down, at least this is my theory.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Interesting, are you hoping for a covid cure?

>europoor
>liquidated all positions on september 1st
>money on broker is kept as USD
>dollar mooning

OOOOOOOOOO I'm green as fuck

SQQQ is fucking PRINTING rn

BUY MY STOCK Zig Forums!

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>Big red dildos
>big red ID
AAAAAAA SELL IT ALL NOW AHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Make it stop

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH TSLA? DO THEY HAVE SOME INSIDE INFO OR WHAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do i buy toilet paper now?

line goes down
line goes up
only matters when you sell

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

IT WASN'T OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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For all you niggers in bull call spreads, buy back the short leg of the spread for maximum gains when we swing back up

>Dollar pumping and looking super strong
>Market dies
Uh-oh

If only there were QQQ daily options so I could have made more money off the TSLA dip. Oh well, my eod SPY puts are printing (gonna sell at 320).

Don't' bet against America like this lol. We going down far, but it won't be any Japan. Thats a massive lack of understanding of the Japan issue.

>As my memory rests
>But never forgets what I lost

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>more trillions darling?

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Whoever fucking shilled LAC so hard, FUCK YOU.

Goddammit this market is absolute trash.

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ANY TECH PARTICULARLY AAPL BECAUSE ITS HIGHLY LIQUID AND EASY TO SELL THE OPTIONS BACK IMMEDIATELY

Libor is fucked. We're having a liquidity crisis. QE is a meme.
youtube.com/watch?v=B4xcCO9v-Os&t=2023s

is there any chance i’ll break even on my tsla tomorrow or should i cut my losses

It should've happened back when the "rolling down a hill" hoax was unveiled.

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Hello I am the fag spamming about JEF someone buy in with me I don't like to do it alone

Yes, but also DXY is up. DXY (dollar index), trades inversely with Gold. Theoretically this is because most gold is in the US, and as the dollar gets weaker foreign demand for it increases. But what another anons said about liquidity is also true. It is a loop of the two.

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Anyone looking at comfy holding bonds?

Join me bond anons if we break the 50 day I’m all in and comfy

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-8.23% today and we're only getting started

makes me want to kill some jews unironically

this sentiment is pretty bullish ngl

SQQQ is better. No chance of getting liquidated and you get to dab on techfags.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "HATE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Also window dressing. Forgot that.

No, its just reaility.

anons, I don't feel so good...

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Someone tell me why I shouldn't get in on PSTH

What the FUCK is going on with WKHS, TSLA, and SHLL? They all started dumping hard at the same time for literally no reason whatsoever

Added lol

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imagine being long on GME

that's worse than being long on Nokia, or Xerox

ONE

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>Zero interest rate policy
>No reserve requirements
>Infinite QE
Imagine being the banks and STILL having a liquidity crisis.

>8 trading days left in September

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>literally no reason whatsoever

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>about to lose my life savings
About to lose my life savings

I dont even need it to go high it just needs to end the week above $408

Battery day will pump the stock. Then you'll see a quick dump once other bagholders like yourself try to cash out from the initial pump.

Not really although Roche brings a coronavirus quick test out next days. I just wanna buy as many recession proof companies and sectors as possible.

I am buying from the following sectors:
- Pharma
- Food
- Entertainment
- Arms
- Big tech

Roche exists in the Switzerland since the 19th century. Can't get more secure than that.

Screenshot my post and we'll see who's right in 6 months when it's still going down plus stagflation all over the headlines.

CLF fire sale discounts

It seriously is unless you can justify it

I hope you are in Hard assets

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it’s been fun bros

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kill yourself clf shill we dont want you here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shaped recovery

I already bought... At 220...

>TQQQ under 110
>soxl almost under 200
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

shut up and lurk moar pleb

DO I FUCKING SELL TQQQ OR KEEP HOLDING ON ITS GOTTA COME BACK UP EVENTUALLY WTF DO I DO?

Guys the fud is fucking with me. Are we finally going to be in a financial crises? Are the jews really going to allow this to happen?

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420

6 months... come on user the avg bear market is 2 years. Come back in 5+ years to get anywhere close to Japan lol.

BUY SPXL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW FOR MAXIMUM GAINS

>Drenched in my pain again
>Becoming who we are

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>

I have decent positions in NOVO and AZN
t. eurofag.

Either GME is not going to work, and its a waste of your time at $9 and at $6... or its going to $20 some time in November, and buying now is still good.
The opportunity for big bucks is there, and all we need is for some huge dick capital to spot it and we can ride in the passenger seat as they squeeze. All you have to do is buy under $10, and hope that big money notices the opportunity.

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I don't want to fomo into puts. Someone convince me.

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP PLEASE, THIS CANT BE THE CRASH I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT NO DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is there a reason I should go with Robinhood versus Charles Schwab?

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Check out Howard Huges Corp and Natural Gas services.

fomo into SQQQ puts

who else buying TQQQ at $80 eow?

Out of all my stocks UNH, DIS and JPM are eating shit the most today, you know it’s over when the boomer stocks are dumping

Guys guys stop panicking. Im seeing a gradual bounceback. Anyone else?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

Fucking retarded niggerfaggot pseudointellectual, kys. I don't even own TSLA or WKHS, so I'm not coping.

So the Palantir IPO is going to pump epicly since there is pretty much nothing else to invest in in the market right?

>amazon staffers took bribes to prop up sketchy merchants
oooooo

PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER

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THEY GAVE THE ZOOMERS 1200
NOW THEY WANT IT BACK
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS

Paypal +2% Lol, clown market.

Key word being stagflation. That never recovers overnight.

Why is PTON invincible?

yeah i mean literally shorting or putting tech right now is going to be high probability for profit so just pick your method and do it asap

market makers are overbought and selling off like crazy

TSLA just dipped... do I buy into the meme?

Hello darkness my old friend

When the market is like this, puts are very expensive. It could crab or go down slower and you would lose.

TRUMP DO SOMETHING WTF

buy the dip frens
stocks only go up

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>bakelite
>steel casings

Muh slavshit

buy high sell low kek
you knew what you signed up to, tqqq could be down (bellow ath) for a couple of years.

>Natural Gas services
I actually bought Antero Resources Corporation. But I will give them another look.

I got a hard asset right here for you

the fuck is this shitstock?

Big money is sitting by waiting for the requisite amount of suckers to lube their asshole up with GME hoping for a 20 price that never comes, so they can ream all of you at once. After that its all downhill forever until inevitable bankruptcy.

>hello darkness my old friend

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Wait for eod. It'll pump at open tomorrow because battery day. People dumping right now are the ones who bought in last week and are using the hype for tomorrow's event to short.

W-was that the bottom..?

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All the market bullshit, and uncertainty will shake most people out after a battery day high. I expect most post-split normies will make $75 and drop TSLA and go to dinner with the money and tell friends about how stressful the market it. They will all laugh, call their friend "a real wolf of wallstreet" and won't touch stocks again until they forget the pain of the market.

ZM +3%
WTF WHY

I'M SEEIN' RED
DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN

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> 2 years.
Who fuck said overnight nigger.

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this is literally a TSLA shakedown there is literally no reason for it to go down, NKLA is getting delisted soon, battery day coming up, record breaking deliveries
don't sell you morons

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I knew GME would start going down after I bought it.

fuck this shit I'm gonna swing trade cotton or something

lmfao i bought at 410, literally free mony wtf