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I’m Coooooooommmfyy

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who else shorting the shit out of TSLA?

I’m taking a break from stonks and buying ftm. Pray for me.

I recently started investing so my guess is it keeps going down

Apparently JPow is bringing out all the stops for this Quarter. I'm talking endless QE, low interest rates that goes pay past 2023 and a host of other protective measures to ensure that we have steady growth well after Trump's re election. I absolutely love Jerome Powell, he's the best man for the job. I also enjoy sharp swings in either direction.

QQQ $500 Call expiring on 10/30/20

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why GME of course

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When are they announcing shit?

BUY HOME DEPOT HURRY THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL

oh i missed it. haven't been on Zig Forums lately because you're all retarded faggots. thanks for living up

You’re buying a tranny?

up slightly at open, fizzle down throughout the day. Depends a lot on what jpow says.

anyone remember the "unusual options activity" for GameStop a week or two ago. that sold it for me im up 100% now lol.

WHYYYY?

S&P hasn't even come up to re-test yet as well.

Well retard, big brains know today and tomorrow are really what decides it for the next month.

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Why now specifically?

if this shit hits over 50 million volume (maybe less?) during trading hours, the squeeze may be confirmed
i'm not fucking selling today

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Why?

Why aren’t you deploying all available capital towards America’s #1 home improvement store?

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The stock market is a fucking joke

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Because it has what plants crave.

without a gigantic gap down i don't see the possibility for a green day today

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Mexicans?

my dick had this weird blue pimple sized bump growing on the head. can someone tell me wtf is going on?

t. missed out and now butthurt

Palantir tomorrow

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GME is a scam.

bears seething that they got short squeezed AGAIN

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Was pushed back.

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how old are you?

you're retarded, start trading by fundamentals
Some picks deserve doubling their valuation because their fucking revenues also doubled you humongous retard

im not talking about AAPL, but look at other fairly valued tech.

I can't wait for retards like you to be stuck bagholding for 3 years +

im not a doctor, but you're best bet is amputation.

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if you had any ability to time markets you would have bought in march. enjoy never winning, ever

You know what's the most bullish sign?
Going on Motley Fool and seeing nearly every article be about "the next market crash" or which value & dividend stocks to buy.

damn. thanks. what is the new date?

Can I start with 1K and what am I supposed to do?

The charts never lie you fucking mutt. This clown market needs a bear market

Sorry user you are turning gay.

how do u gain leads for stocks to invest in next?
plz no tips that will result in copying BRK portfolio