>Tesla FSD: confirmed scam. It will NEVER happen >Hyperloop: absolute scam, probably a money laundering scheme at this point >Starlink: yeah bro let's fill the sky with satellites so a bunch of hillbillies can finally have access to brazilian incest scat porn >Neuralink: big nothingburger and for the most part useless because actually nobody asked for it >Cybertruck: lmao why does this thing even exists?
How many scams will this salesman pull before going bankrupt?
and people really believe a tesla is floating in orbit above them
Sebastian Sullivan
this post reeks of so much jealousy
Levi Brown
Cope
Ryan Barnes
forgot the roadster, which was supposed to be available LAST YEAR. Notice how Elon quit talking about it??
Josiah Bailey
who gives a fuck? go do something productive or short tesla.
boring conversation op
Julian Wood
Weird cope but okay.
Andrew Howard
You forgot his actual real bankruptcy, which got completely memoryholed out of any discussion about him. SolarCity. Which he then used Tesla money to absorb at a retarded price, and therefor nepotistically retain the wealth of his cousins (the founders of the company) while no one really understood what's even happening and the Musk cult was then fed the standard "based Elon is saving humanity by extending his generous arm to this failed green company". The best part is, the company keeps installing less and less panels since then which means that it's running on an increasing deficit, all covered by the braindead cultists who keep buying Tesla stock.