Wake up

>wake up
>shot a couple fingers of gin
>hit a winnie red
>hit another winnie red
>text my friends who all think I'm some rich investor when in reality I just work my ass off during fruit picking/wood cutting season and bring home big bux 6 months of the year
>drink some more gin straight out the bottle
>hit a couple more darts
>check the chans until the sun goes down
>suns down time to fire up the fkn v8 and do some LAPPIES
>drive around drunk
>pull over to hit darts cause I dont smoke in my nice car
>go home
>cook something while drinking and smoking
>check tinder
>thots and trannys
>flirt with both thots and trannys
>check Zig Forums
>make this thread
Yep bros it's pretty hard to be me.

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this is actually a pretty based way to live

Stop smoking. How much do you get paid to pick fruit?

based ausbro

sounds comfy breh except for the tranny part. newsflash, you're gay

Be honest Zig Forums

Would you?

As a heterosexual male, of course I would.

where's the part with Chainlink?

sounds based to me. i also fuck trannies but its super rare as i only fuck the 1% super passable ones but when i do it's the best sex. maybe like once a year or once every 2 years

>runescape grinding IRL for money
Pretty fucking based

your life fucking sux but i like the drink driving bit that made me laf. But stop fucking guys man, your self esteem cant be that low? we all know pussy is better.

As a bi woman, no fucking way. Trannies are disgusting.

3-4.2k depends on what I'm picking and I do cash in hand so no tax. I can make about the same woodcutting with tax but I'm working 10 hour days.

I'm not gay at all.

Is it a good time to buy in?

It works.

I've only fucked 2 transfags. And both times the conversation was worth it.

>inserts his peepee inside a man's poopoo hole
>i'm not gay guise !!
okay then

How old are you?
Also, folio?

>I'm not gay
>I've only fucked 2 men
lmao

No homo I'd bang that tranny

Calm down you two. I've fucked enough thots to even it out. Transfags are a statistical anomaly for me.

27. I do not own anything but boomer assets.

Ye I did.

Except for the part where hes being a faggot

>calm down bro. Im just fucking a guys asshole

Not only are you a faggot, but you probably have AIDS and youre going to burn in hell.

I unironically would unfortunately

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In which state are you picking?

I'd imagine they're paying well for locals now since they can't bring in asians anymore.

>shooting gin
ask me how I know you're a poor alcoholic

Sounds like shit life, not gonna lie. Nothing fulfillling, nothing you are good at. Not giving, not leading. It isnt too late to change tho

DESU, I wasn't hating on you for the tranbang.

But holy shit why aren't you in crypto?

You do know that in five years BTC has outperformed basically every single conventional investment by a serious fucking margin?

Ignorance sure is bliss, eh?

kill it?
100%

Get a suicide stack of Ocean then stake in a month (or forget about it) Will be bigger than Link. Good luck user.

What does fucking a trap feels like?

try and find out

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like fucking a mentally unstable man

in a car you can go anywhere

like bags of sand