Volcel NEET here

My normie flatmates (mostly females, none of them are particularly attractive) are having a drink tonight, what exactly do I have to gain by participating in this?

P.S. These are the types of girls that guys here who brag about getting laid have sex with, jfl you people have no standards whatsoever.

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Actually nothing. I guess the drinks are the win. If you think otherwise you are thee incel

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This isn't Zig Forums, but you have to post body.

Incel incel have s3x have sex noa! Sex incle nowA!!

I'm talking about my lack of EMPLOYMENT here, dumb dumb.

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fuck em OP - Zig Forums is the place to be tonight

free drinks
but more to the point why do you live with women? Are you a tranny?

> volcel
Kek, delusional incel cope

Here's the kicker; I organised it.

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sure you do

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how stupid can you be?

Ah yes, there are only two types of people; guys who can't get laid and everyone else.

Definitely makes sense to put guys who women chase and guys who will settle for any old slampig (you) in the same category while putting guys who can't get laid and guys who have standards (me) in the same category.

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Lookin' good user. Say, are you interested in owning some Chainlinks (ticker:LINK)? I have an offer that might interest you...

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>kike
Incels dont exist, internet porn is more fulfilling for these lads than the slamPiggies and uggos that they could easily lay. Take your demoralization bullshit back to pol, you faggot.

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>what exactly do I have to gain by participating in this?
Practice social skills, get better at talking to women, gain confidence, maybe get your dick sucked (who cares about your volcel shit stop being a faggot)

Sorry, kid, all my tether is tied up in shorts.

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>maybe get your dick sucked
Sounds kind of gay, dude. I could just go pound my meat to pornography if I were looking to "get off".

>living with women whomst you are not putting your penis in
The ultimate and final cuck

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It's uni accomodation, I didn't get a choice guys.

P.P.S - Your scam thread died for this.

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Fuck you shorting nigger hope you die.

get very very drunk
and just go with the flow.

I did that last year with an all-mate flat and I ended up talking about the Holocaust, I would be guaranteed to get reported doing that with a female group.

They could hook you up with hot friends.
However if the 3 of you will be alone then you have other plans.

I'm not interested in "hooking up", you fags.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you all that casual sex was exclusive to the gay community (outside of prostitution) prior to the 1960s and that Tinder is a ripoff of Grindr. "Hooking up" is gay behaviour and yes, that is a bad thing.

Talking about White civilisation, of course, I don't care what your dysfunctional "civilisations" practised before you all trampled over eachother clambering for the West.

Lol nice bait, you almost got me.

It's not bait.

>I could just go pound my meat to pornography if I were looking to "get off".
Right, I forgot for a second I was not on Zig Forums, you probably dont care that being with an actual woman raises your testosterone while jacking off alone to porn lowers it

>Wasting your male essence in a sterile hole is actually good for you
You're awfully gullible, user.

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then go for the free drinks and make small talk. well that is only if you can actually drink and make small talk.
if you can't do either don't bother

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Read this you uneducated faggot.
"The most extensive review of the physiological and psychological health benefits associated with various sexual activities found that across a wide range of health measures (e.g., neurohormonal and other biochemical indices, immune function, mood, and relationship and psychological function), it is consistently and nearly exclusively penile-vaginal intercourse (PVI)—and the orgasm that comes directly from it—that is associated with better health.2 Other sexual activities are variously uncorrelated or associated with poorer health outcomes."

Now Im not talking about this any more because its off-topic, sage.

>Acshually some guy in a labcoat told me that fornication is good

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Fucking negative autist faggot. What do you have to lose? 3hrs of shit posting and complaining online? Hangout with your roommates. If you’re so autistic you need your decisions to be strategic: ingratiating yourself with your roommates might result in them doing a favor for you when you need it. Also, you can work on your social skills and who know, you might even have fun.

Clearly they were right, because you sound like a depressed loser.