Bro we need an autist job board

I need a job so badly, but most workplaces are insufferable and i dont have any friends so its hard to find work at all.
How does an autist with no education find a job that they dont have to talk to people?
or should i just rope?

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Accounting? Truck driving? Night stocker? Programmer? Neet?
Idk man... Have you thought about factory work?

thats a dog

Learn to code

I am a neet. Unemployment isnt enough to live off. Yeah id work in a factory, but i have no idea how to get work in it. I dont have enough money to learn how to drive or i would do.

Accounting and programming would be perfect but im really horrible at maths and have the attention span of a goldfish. The only things i am good at is art and music. I have been considering going to university for it. But im worried about career prospects.

All the insufferable faggots I know of code. Everyone else gets a real job where you have to pick a up phone, do spreadsheets, work with equipment, and shake hands. Even IT is 60% customer service so you can go code like a fucking faggot tranny or actually nut up.

Don’t feel down user. I worked my ass off for almost 5 years to secure my dream job, only to get laid off almost immediately due to covid. Been Barely supporting my family with savings and crypto since April. On top of that about a month ago now my metamask was hacked and I lost all my link and eth. When that happened I was really considering offing myself. I’m still broke but you gotta keep your head up brother, there are better times ahead.

If your in the US, you can get a CDL B by passing the test, dont remember how much it costs. You can make an easy 15hr sitting in an air-conditioned dump truck. Its not glamorous, but its a free ticket to a weekly check.

honestly suicide sounds preferable. id rather not live a life like this

im nearly 27 and i have never had a real job. i just feel like i have never lived at all. i cant imagine what it must be like to have others rely on you. but at least you have a life.

i live in the uk
what is this? cdl b?

I am an autist. I have a CS degree (new grad, no internships, no experience), but I am too mentally ill and have certain other problems that make it impossible for me to do software engineering right now.

I am soon to be homeless. I am staying in short-term housing that is very expensive. I can't get a real apartment because I don't have a job. After I pay off my credit card, I will only have a few hundred bucks to my name. I need a job ASAP. Anybody have any recommendations? I've heard warehouse jobs are good for autists and are easy to get; there are warehouses in my area, so I could do that.

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there are shit tons of online jobs now due to covid, they should be perfect for autists and losers, why aren't you applying to them?

Dude, I’m 33 and my “life” didn’t start until I was 30 or so. And I have virtually no work ethic, but having a job gave me a social life and believe it or not, a wife lol It will all work out man. I’ve honestly been in your shoes.

>im nearly 27 and i have never had a real job
wow that is pretty bad, I bought a house when I was 26 4 years ago and have had a jjob for 7 years now.

you are pretty much screwed on ever having kids too, the chance of autism in babies skyrockets after 30.

i would happily apply for them if i knew were they were listed. everything i have found on indeed is customer service and management positions.

Bear in mind i dont have a degree and live in the uk. Post the job boards that are listing them and ill take a look.

Thanks man, i honestly just want more perspective from people that have been through it. Everybody in my immediate sphere of influence is in the same boat or completely oblivious to the issues im going through. I dont really feel very close to my family and i cant afford a therapist. Theres no one to look to for guidance really.

Do you have any more advice?

You’re literally a waste of time space and resources. What skills do you have to make you worth helping? There is always a job as a security guard.

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Why did you feel compelled to post this. I have been trying to get my life together and make the best of what i have.
How is it constructive for you to rub this in?

Start an online business or any business that you do online.

Like an online shop.

Or online teaching.

Apply for all the Remote Jobs online. Tell them that you live on a farm or something.

Better still start a job agency for people with high functiioning, high ÍQ autism. Intel agencies and banks would be interested.

Isn't that only for women?

Because you’re human scum. Imagine wasting 27 years just jerking off and playing video games. Reality just hit you and you’re nothing but a whiny bitch who wants to be carried. You’re better off killing yourself if you’re not willing to put in the effort to self improve.

You dont even know me man.
I have experience in events organisation. I studied art and music at college. I can paint, illustrate, print make, book bind, write music, take photographs among a million other things.

Yeah.

I dont play videogames, drink, smoke, do drugs or jerk off at all. I think youre projecting a little.

I spent a lot of my life in psychiatric care and homeless. I actively spend my life learning new skills, improving myself, working out and doing my best to contribute to my community, whether through community projects or charities. I just dont know how to gain decent employment.

Print off 50 one page CVs with fake job history, your friend can pretend to be your ex-boss if they want a reference.

Google and copy-paste the CV or resume templates to your fake CV.

Distribute it around the shops in your area. Obviously, use fake Shop assistant jobs in the CV you distribute in shops.

Google and copy-paste the CV and resume examples or templates for restaurant jobs to your fake CV for restaurant jobs.

Distribute it to restaurants.

Do the same for any other job you want.

Non autists get jobs by lying. They lie in their CV, they lie at the various interview stages.

do you think someone who's a failure at 27 will be able to find a girl to have kids who's younger than him by the time he puts things together? Cause I doubt it.

desu this does work, at least in the US, my first job I lied about my experience to get, the company that hired me was smaller and didn't check, after a couple of years I went to a better job and simply used my real experience on my updated resume so I didn't have to worry about getting caught with the lie.

I thought we were talking about age of parent when it comes to conceiving a baby and how likely that is to make them autistic. For women it jumps up heavily after 30, but for the father they can be 90 and their sperm will basically be the same.

Do you think an online business is a viable option?
I have been putting together a website, for my art portfolio and to sell thing i have made. I get put off a lot as immediate financial worries demotivate me.

I have actually thought about starting an organisation to help "autist" men get into work. It seems theres a charity or company to help every other minority get into work but not in rehabilitating socially isolated young men.

This may work for lower end jobs, but I know for a fact that my job payed a service to background check absolutely everything I put in my resume, and called up company numbers and not the numbers I gave them.

yeah, but my point was that he's almost 30 already and he doesn't sound like someone who's going to be able to get a girl younger than him, so he's screwed.