Ok, its time you fucking faggots listen. See this man right here. His name is Brendan Eich, he fucking INVENTED Javascript, you know, that language used in literally every website everywhere.
Take a moment and look at his head. Look at how fucking BIG his head is. It is literally 8x the size of the average human. Compare the size of his head to somebody like Zuckerberg or Bezos, and Eichs fucking DWARFS theirs. Just look at how fucking massive it is. Now imagine the size of his fucking brain, how much it can compute. Complex critical thinking problems are fucking DECIMATED by this mans brain. It literally radiates power at idle it has so many wrinkles in it.
This man was briefly CEO of Firefox before he was wrongly and unjustly ousted. His hatred for non privacy browsers runs very deep. Now take this hatred and couple it with his disgustingly large brain, and what do you get? Well you get the Brave browser of course.
This guy is fucking sick of seeing the average person taken advantage of and privacy raped day in and day out by massive conglomerates like Google and Facebook.
Enter BAT.
Bat is currently trading at 25 cents. Yes 25 fucking cents. If you are not accumulating you will stay poor for fucking ever.
Anytime you go to question the BAT project, just go and take a look at a picture of Eichs head. Look at how big it is, and then try to fucking tell me that BAT is not one of, if not the most promising coins.
Just wait until they release the 21m mau figure in the next week.
Kevin Cox
Rare picture of Eich in his "molting phase" Much like a lobster whose shell has become too tight for its body, Eichs brain is constantly growing and expanding as it absorbs almost all information in the room. This puts excess pressure on Eichs skull. Usually Eich reserves his molting for in private, but sometimes if you are lucky, you can catch him doing it in the wild.
Is it true it was actually Brendan eich hiding inside the deep blue computer case when it was the first AI to beat the best chess player in the world in the late 90s?
Angel Sanders
Eich doesnt even have an elo score because his chess ability cannot be quantified. He just plays with his opponents like a cat with a dead mouse.
Jonathan Perez
I too have heard this rumor. Something along the lines of Eich coded out the actual AI in 2 mins, and then was so bored with it he decided to try his hand at contortionism
There was this one time, Brendan Eich holocausted 6 gorillion (((people))) and then hid the evidence so well that to this day, there is literally no actual evidence that any such holohoax ever really occurred.
William Parker
GOD I CANT GET ENUFF OF EICH DADDY
Joshua Sullivan
Bro's 100% i did some research and Brendanc could have easy hidden in Deep Blues computer case in 1996. Theres no other way IBM could have defeated best in the world Grandmaster chess player Kasparov using their technology at the time.
Its rumored that IBM stands for "internal brendan machine" because the first models shipped with brendans conscious upload into their neuralchips that came standard with the machines. His brain has since grown larger and he no longer has a contract with them anymore.
Connor Hall
I think you may be right fren
Brody Sanders
interesting.....
when $40?
James Nguyen
There will be one last pullback and accumulation window. Its coming soon. Brave thrives in bear markets
Charles Thompson
obvious fake shill thread where they are responding to themselves. BAT only dumps because people use a vulnerability built in. Im not buying your bags sorry anons.
