Mom found my shit bucket

Mom found my shit bucket

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Did she drop a big deuce in it too?

Yours what?

>mom found my cum blanket

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You should empty it more often

Imagine the smell

>he doesn't just shit his pants and make his mom wash them once a week
Ngmi

Did she clean it while you ate your tendies?

Would that be your crypto wallet?

You’d wind up getting skin breakdown and infection, probably sepsis and die, user. Better to get a colostomy if you’re that lazy.

My shit bucket. She found it while she was cleaning my room. I wasn't home because I had a doctor's appointment.
It was half full.

>He doesn’t just shit under his mattress and let it dry up
Ngmi

i hope it don't have no SUTER

>mom found my piss doll

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38 years using this lifehack and no health issues. It dries pretty quick and you get used to the smell. Sometimes gets a little itchy is all

My mom found my cum blanket :(

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i remember when my mom found the plastic cup i'd been keeping all my skin peels/scabs in. that was almost as bad as when my dad found the 40ish water bottles full of piss, in some cases year old piss, behind my dresser. rip.

When i was a young lad my step mom asked me why i kept blowing my nose in my socks. kek

Where can I buy this revolutionary technology?

>t. Indian

no better than a pajeet you dirty creature

Grandma found my piss jug once, luckily she thought it was just juice that had spoiled. She's not the brightest but god bless her soul.

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Did anyone else have to explain to their parents that you aren’t cool and people don’t like being around you. It’s a tough talk

>mum found my smegma sculpture

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cant tell if larp or not but if not please kys

Dad found the piss jugs

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>mom found the piss drawer
It wasn’t supposed to end like this

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did she find your stack of stinky spastik linky?

Reddit is that way, cum eater

best thread today

One time I tried to empty a piss bottle by pouring out my window and down the wall of my house. It went everywhere. Splashed onto the window sills and into the living room below. All in front of the door etc. Not sure why I thought this was a good idea. Anyway my parents never quite looked at me in the same way after that.

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How based are you?

kek

I have previously masturbated in a public library.

uh hello based departement

I once masturbated in 6th grade English class when we were watching a movie. It was dark so I just rubbed my pen0r against my leg slowly and this was before I was blowing loads so nobody ever found out

I often jacked off in class and got a thrill of doing it next to girls. The whole school knew about it and no grills ever succed me off. feelsbadman