Start browsing Zig Forums

>start browsing Zig Forums
>lose all your money
>start browsing Zig Forums
>turn ghey
wow so cool, whats next in my magical Zig Forums journey?

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Go to gifs to see tranny porn

git gud, broke faggot

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Imagine being this retarded. The only board that offers genuinely terrible advice is /fa/

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kys

>browse Zig Forums
>see the jew
>browse /k/
>get killed.

To be fair you can mix both above and have the same results.

I hear if you browse pol enough you turn into a nigger

Go to lit and become a psued

>start browsing /g/
>end up with a shitty OS
>start browsing Zig Forums
>become a big guy

browse /lit/ and become an insufferable psued

Browse /x/ and become schizophrenic

browse /g/ and spend 1000 hours customizing your desktop to collect a few (you)'s in a desktop thread

Zig Forums

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I dont think you realize almost all of them are straight off dotfiles on github

Browse /qa/, become a larping oldfag.

browse /out/ and realise technology is a waste of time.

>browse Zig Forums and /lit/
>come here
>buy link
>get uni Gibbs

Comfy journey overall desu

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>start browsing Zig Forums
>stop playing videogames

>start browsing Zig Forums
>stop watching movies

>browse trv
> becomes weeb

>browse /k/
>shoot yourself

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Browse Zig Forums, commit a terrorist attack

kek

gay 4 whey

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Go to pol to become a gay broke nazi

go on Zig Forums and turn into a girl

For you

Browse Zig Forums become richer than one could have ever dreamed

Rich in hating pajeets.

my weak mind fell for the tranny fud and now im sitting here in panties with a buttplug in my ass vibing and sad i lust for cock in my mouth.
so I just punish myself by forcing myself to only fap to tranny hypno. might as well completely punish myself and it end with me being a couple trannies cock sucking sex pet.
just not sure how far along my faggot cocklust life will go before I go aight too far and suicide.
I give it maybe 2yrs tops.

>browse Zig Forums and Zig Forums
>coomer brainlet tier content
>quit Zig Forums for some time
>came back
>browse /lit/ Zig Forums /p/
>great content and learned a lot of things
I love you guys. Zig Forums unironically improved my life.

The natural progression from here is /n/, which will cause you to buy a cheap lightweight sports car with a manual transmission, no power steering, no AC, and crank down windows. You will be arrested for reckless driving in this car, despite the fact that you were being passed by soccer moms driving current model Honda Accords while the alleged incident occurred.

>start browsing /g/
>end up with a shitty OS
This. Contrarian fags in /g/ will convince you the only way is to make your own OS from scratch

>browse Zig Forums
>turn jewish
It happened to me.

Kek. The weak shall fear the strong

/x/ is based and everyone else is the real schizo fucking retard

to defeat the jew you must become the jew