you're not going to be fat on Halloween, right user?
T-minus 5 weeks
Juan Walker
Joshua James
cringe norman
Eli Butler
ugh pre covid vibes. miss u
Robert Green
lefty Zig Forums on Oct. 31st
Oliver Myers
I.. I... You..
Adam Sanchez
im not fat im just ugly KEK
Ian Baker
omg im so sorry my Zig Forums frens, i thought i was on Zig Forums
iz ok we has munny
Easton Bell
You either have to be a real norman or really fucking wasted to go to a fucking club like that unless you already go there with a bunch of girls that you like. Just look at those low class people. Everybody rubbing against each other absolutely gross. The drinks are all 3x overpriced and diluted. I'll go to a vip club in europe with 4 bodyguards when LINK hits $1k. Heck at that point I could buy a 50% share in my city club and do whatever the fuck I want there.
Kevin Green
There's a thinking man.
Jacob Kelly
Have sex, incel
Gabriel Clark
Based
Logan Hernandez
>when LINK hits $1k
>never celebrating Halloween in your life
Kayden Miller
It's a frat party. They rented out the club. The guys in the frat can fuck any single girl there they want, that is how being in a frat works. I hated 90% of the guys in my frat but we threw some bangers, and it's very easy to bring a bunch of cute college sluts to your room and pour them $10 vodka out of a grey goose bottle and fuck one of them, sometimes while her friends are still in the room, sometimes while her friends are fucking your friends.
If you didn't have these kinds of experiences, don't feel bad. They are cheap. I never woke up from that feeling good about myself. But if you think there's even a single 6/10+ guy in that room not about to fuck one of those whores later in the night, you are dead wrong.
Josiah Garcia
Join the 41% tranny.
Blake Davis
i dont get to go out on halloween. Gained 20 lbs in the past 6 months due to rona, feels bad
Ryan Turner
>heh, all these degenerates being degenerate
>oh sweet, someone (you)'d me
imagine the highlight of your Halloween being that someone replied to your comment
Nicholas Morgan
>celebrating halloween means going to a party
Aiden King
Yep, pretty much. You look back on the bacchanal with wonder until you get your game and status right in your mid 20s.
>t ODH
Jackson Richardson
Unrelated, does anyone know how I can reverse the direction of my sliding vertical blinds? I want to make them slide the other way.
Jaxson Miller
Thanks OP, now I want to open a club and get money from retarded zoomers. Imagine how good that must feel.
Jeremiah Wilson
im in better shape than probably anyone on this board but ive never had sex outside of a committed relationship with an STD tested woman because i refuse to risk catching an STD for mediocre whore pussy. this webm literally makes my skin crawl
Tyler Nguyen
Fag
Chase Davis
Fuck no, I'm unironically more jacked than I've ever been, with no distractions I've been able to eat relatively clean and avoid almost all alcohol so I'm feelin JOOCY, it's just a shame that I live in a liberal shithole city where everyone is unironically afraid of muh cobid-19 and parties like these do not happen anywhere besides private residences. And my friends are stuffy boomers who are already fiancee'd or wife'd up and so they have no interest in having fun anymore. Fuck this gay earth I need to lift some weights to get out all this anger
Jace Rivera
clubbing promiscuous culture is disgusting. Its sad so many try to be fit for women rather than being fit for self
Colton Morgan
faggot
Isaac Parker
cope fatty
Jose Brooks
We has moneyz
Colton Sullivan
t. herpes abominations
Jacob Watson
>Wanting to go to a party like that
Luke Hall
Respecc and based af. Quality man right here
Brayden Williams
>not wanting to drunkenly flex on the dance floor and make out with random blonde cuties to boost your test and strengthen your immune system
Are you even alive? Are you a mammal, or a bug?
Connor White
yea his point is correct but him oogling his own body is really gay. Fit men should encourage flabby men, not belittle them or make it into a competition
Jaxon Reed
Based and quality right here. You only deserve the same
Caleb Harris
holy shit this is the hardest cringe ive done in a minute and yes i will be.
Ethan Ward
I don't live in USA so no, I haven't been to a frat party. In USA it's normal to fuck fat girls. Here it's absolutely laughable. I don't know why the the USA is always so focused on hookup culture. Like yea if you can constantly bang 8/10s and above then good for you, but fucking some ugly whores just to bust a nut is disgusting. What's even more disgusting is fucking a whore in the open while other people are in the same room as you described. The people I "know" who constantly go to clubs are all poor and retarded and the girls they get from the clubs aren't something to wife or even gf material. It's all just a poorfag cope to get wasted on the weekends to forget your shitty waging week.