How do you cope with the fact that you’re past 20 and still a virgin?
How do you cope with the fact that you’re past 20 and still a virgin?
I literally dgaf. Just let me become a multi-millionaire already. Fucking shit.
By being past 30 and married.
So no sex then
I'm not, feels good man
That's a man
its overrated
Do hookers count?
kek I'll be getting laid tomorrow loser
Masturbation.
you missed, loser
By consooming media and fast food!
I'm not a virgin, but i was until 21. Looking back it shouldn't bother you at all. It stressed me at that age, although there are so many virgins around you wouldn't believe. Afterwards it didn't bother me at all, was also very successful with women in my 20s and 30s.
T. good looking but formerly shy user.
Its really not that bad desu senpai
>dont have to worry about STDs or pregnancy scares
>dont have to pay for condoms
>dont have to pay for a roastie (for dates, food, gifts etc.)
>dont have to worry about getting cucked
>dont have to deal with womans shittests
>all the money I earn goes to myself
>dont need to worry a roastie steals from me
>no roastie constantly berating me or nagging
and if I need to cum I just stick my dick in a quality Japanese Onahole and watch some Porn, get the cum out of the system and with newfound post nut clarity continue to make money.
so in some way, not having to deal with a roastie things and sex really improved my Life, I'm 28 and I already made it. I doubt I would have ever achieved this if I had to deal with all the things I listed.
Fuck you I wasn't past 20 just a couple weeks ago why attack me like this you filthy kike?
Gf woke me up on her way to work and said she wanted me to put it in her ass when she gets home. Staying comfy until then
26 yo not so ugly virgin here AMA
wtf did you guys do in highschool lol? literally just dont be an autistic faggot and you get laid
That I'm engaged and will be having secks soon(tm)
/thread
I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>dont be an autistic
Normalnigger
Happy birthdai now kys its all ogre :)
Same here man, lost it at 21 after being a beta in highschool/college got a lil /fit and chad during early 20's
Women are the worst investment of your time and money. The moment she sees someone better, she jumps ship.
Add to that that they never really contribute anything besides their holes and nagging. Not worth it imo. Get a sex doll, VR and invest
the problem is that i was an autistic faggot
I'm going to be that user, sauce?
It really is, why the fuck are we born just to slowly wither for 60 years after we finally reach """maturity"""?
I had chances man but I was always too scared. I’ve seen literal low iq retards “hey shawty” their way into pussy.
>wtf did you guys do in highschool lol?
Get drunk and play vidya. Same during uni - party at dorms. I feel like I've fucked up big time.
This is good to hear, I feel like killing myself most of the time but things are looking up. Especially financially
But I have to continue my line.
Why would care. Go to a prostitute in south america. Sex and a holiday, great experience.
I had sex at 13 like a normal person.
This bitch let me feel her up and stick my tongue in her mouth, but she made up some bullshit about being raped (not me) so she told me she wasnt really into sex. So I ghosted her and she blew up my phone for 6 months straight, havent bothered since.
Buy crypto.
t. 20yo with 21 000 LINKs
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>dont be an autistic faggot
Sorry I spent my high school years on Zig Forums, fuck off normalfag.
It gets easier once you just give up and accept that you're never getting any pussy
Ever