/smg/ - Stalker Market General

THE MOCKING GOD IS COME FOR YOU SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com/
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com/

Stupids:

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I dumped my gf and cut back on food in order to buy more stocks

Im going to make it now, r-right?

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Reminder the buying GME now is buying at the top. Don't be a bagholder.

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First for HEXO

rip split thread lmao

You DID buy SHLL when it dipped to $34, right user?!

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What the fuck is going on with XOM? Surely it will go back up in the long run, right? I should just buy more, right?

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>cursed stocks general

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First for I wanna creampie my sleeping gf really fucking bad right now

This one was made first though

Should I keep buying if I’m trying to retire early? I’m afraid of this fall and winter crash and inevitable years-long bear market.

Oh no. Not the dude weed again.

Aww poor duck. We really shouldn't eat ducks. They are sweet animals. Now geese and swan's on the other hand, can eat shit.

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Why is every weed company shit?

>GMErs are so retarded they think MMs are forced to deliver on their shorts

I don’t like eating octopus because they’re so smart.

Oh it all makes sense now.

You live in Kentucky.

Yea all your mental illnesses make sense now.

Because only weedtards want to make a weed company, and weed rots your brain.

They’re run by literal potheads and illegal weed is cheaper and easier to get.

imagine being a cringe loser who wants to make new threads for generals

go ahead, make my thread for me, bitch

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I sold a naked put at 46.5, i am now the proud owner of 100 shares of SHLL. How are the next few weeks going to treat us? Sentiment seems optimistic with the ticker change

If octopi were truly smart they'd have electric vehicles with batteries 1000x better than current batteries today. They'd have their own octopus battery day. But they don't and we do.

only the big publicly traded ones are shit

Give them 10,000 years.
Elon should accelerate their evolution.

There is too much competition. Great for the consumers but not so good for the weed companies.

This gif kills incels.

>This gif
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user, I...

they're agriculture penny stocks with already shitty margins that then get cucked even more by ridiculous government regulations
trust me i know my shit, ACB was my first FOMO mistake. I'm just glad """diversifying""" into WEED saved my ass because the retard rally into WEED was crazy enough to skyrocket it, all because it was the first result when you googled "weed stock"

also it was a lesson about using stop losses properly, both in fucking up with not using it and also fucking up in using it because it was set too greedily

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retard

We could be turning weed into paper instead of having to kill trees all of the time but nah gotta blaze it.

This. Their culture is literal degeneracy and laziness. They are just looking to make a quick buck.

this is like investors wondering why groups of women don't make businesses together.

Hemp and bud can both be used separately brainiac.

What are you some kind of mysogynist? Why don't women make businesses together huh? Is it because they're retar-

If that were true we'd be doing it right now but ACB is ran by libtards.

Yeah. I have two rules for eating animals.1, if they are too smart i wont eat them. Basically anything smarter than a pig. I feel bad eating octopus and dont do it anymore, they are incredible problem solvers and highly inteligent.
2, the animal has the ability/demeanor to kill me. So idc how smart an animal is, if it's big enough to kill me, and would actually try. So bears, tigers, or whatever I’ll definitely kill and eat, cause it would do the same to me.

I think it's because few women honestly want to be in charge. They just want to be present and not work too hard. The ones that get stuck leasing something end up just resenting the people they're in charge of.

... Actually, most men are like this too.

Aren't pigs technically one of the smartest mammals or something like that?

ACB also diluted their stock like 5 times or something, i lost count

Yeah but eating them pisses off the tribe so it’s ok

Bros I work nights and I can’t fucking sleep during the day anymore. The first couple weeks I started nights I had no problem knocking out As soon as I got back from work but now it’s just impossible to sleep and I’m getting to the point where I’m not falling asleep for 5 or 6 hours after I get off and not waking up until late evening when it’s time to go to work. What do?

Just saw one of wings of redemptions newest streams, he bashes the fuck out of gamestop because he couldn't preorder a ps5. GME dabbing on wings is extremely bullish.

Finviz, Yahoo finance, seeking Alpha.. which websites have the best, most recently updated information especially for forward rates?

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Just because octopuses are good at problem-solving doesn't mean they feel pain and fear the way intelligent mammals do. I wouldn't feel bad eating a computer even though it's much better at math than me.

Imagine hating a company because Sony is struggling to meet demands.

Do all your life chores those hours you’re awake, go to bed, go to work, repeat.

I work nights too. I work 6pm to 2am. I recommended just embracing it. I usually don't go to bed until 8am, and I just sleep until 4pm. It overall fucking sucks, but you'll get used to it.

me used work night job
best thing do am just take lots of naps >_<

try take 20-45 min nap whenever tired

I believe it.
is that real? damn. Yea that's bad news. I wouldn't touch weed with a 10 foot pole - money or hands.
I wouldn't feel bad eating you because the plural of octopus is octopi.

What job did you used to work? Glory hole at a truck stop?

I’d rather be awake from like 3 pm and go to bed at 6 am after work but it’s shifting the other way and all I do in those hours after work is toss and turn while my roommate still somehow manages to fall asleep instantly after a month of this job
It’s only temporary, I’m only on the nights for another month
I’m never tired that’s the problem

do we have any idea how many PS5s were allocated to bestbuy, walmart, etc.?
All the news I hear are about Gamestop, no one ever lines up outside a walmart.

kinda worrying that there seems to be only around 10 systems per store, at least on the first batch.