How to long fresh water?

Ask the Chinese. They have bought vast fresh water holdings in Australia.

>muh global crisis
only actual niggers in Africa and Commiefornia are running out of water not only is that a good thing it's also the only sign we have that God exists and he's trying to fix up some of his mistakes.

Oh look, another (((emergency)) i'm curious to know what will be the new (((solution)))

Invest in Canada, we have all the fresh water

I was just thinking, were so cucked we'll probably end up giving it away for free and paying for the shipments with our taxes...

But we are also importing lots of pajeets who will shit in all the fresh water

drink cola instead, ez pz

meet your broker’s requirements for futures trading:

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We're burried in the frozen variant every year. Will sell metric tons worth of it to others.

never
just build a few of these next to a few nuclear power plants and call it a day. All the power and fresh water you could generate.
All of this should be cheap and plentiful

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>shipping water

This. Make sure to build them in Africa first, they need it the most.

Let me guess, they're going to try and sell you shit for a problem they just made up? Probably create a bunch of hysteria forcing politicians to dump taxpayers money into a solution, which the also provide? Cock suckers.

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"We're not sinking, we're just shipping water"

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How to short modern (((science))) and academia?

>Scientific American
>The ice caps will melt and fill the seas with water
>We will run out of water
>Please vote for Joe "I'm slow" Biden

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When I was a kid in the 1970s alarmists were saying we are on the verge of running out of water. Hell, that magazine cover is 12 years old. Stop falling for alarmist whether it this, global warming, or coronavirus hoaxes.

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It's called
>Democratic Socialism
We start a tax on fresh water to teach people the value of fresh water and its rarity. Then we start huge projects to subsidize cheap water for the poor while shutting down water extracting and refining infrastructure to conserve as much water as possible. This will drive up the price on water and the tax revenue, which means we can subsidize more cheap water.

I keep telling people this. Do you know what they say?
>Hey, I just want do do what's ethical and rational.
>We can pay for it all by actually taxing the rich.

Do you have any data on global biomass over the last 100 years? Global fish stocks?