YOU ARE HOMELESS

BAM!
YOU ARE HOMELESS
You have no savings, no reported residence,no job no nothing.
You do have your phone, your clothes and your ID.
How do you return to a state of well-being again?
How do you get a job and a place again?
Is it even possible to come back from homelessness?
Does the idea of becoming homeless terrify you?

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Step 1: Go to a homeless shelter and start helping out. Literally take any work available anywhere. Cheap apartments can be had for a few hundred a month. Once an address is achieved, apply for retail or warehouse wage slave jobs. Should be back on my feet within a year.

>You do have your phone
I call mommy and demand she picks me up and make me tendies for when I get back home.

Go to Vegas or some other cheap big city. Find any way to get a couple hundred bucks any way possible. Get one of those shitty ass weekly motel rooms that cost $200 a month and find any one without bed bugs. I make more money than wagecucks off my phone so I’d just do that but if not I’d just wait tables.

After saving up money I’d probably buy a car to Uber in or a van to live in some shit. Probably get roommates to save money then I’d probably order drugs off the deep web and sell them and probably buy stocks.

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> I make more money than wagecucks off my phone so I’d just do that
what u do

Easy. I apply for a 10k loan and buy Link. I'm a millionaire by EOY

use homeless shelter as address. apply at walmart. work. literally, just get a job. i work around the homeless all week, they're not homeless because of 'muh circumstances beyond muh control', they're homeless because they refuse to work and take agency of themselves. also most are heavily drug addicted, but so are plenty of people who work all week, so that's no excuse. tldr; i'd get a job, because that's what people who arent scum do.

Adam Shepard did this and wrote a book called scratch beginnings. Pretty good

>imagine not having mastered an extreme valuable, in demand skill
stay homeless Zig Forums

>that costs $200 a month
that doesnt exist anymore.

>apply at walmart
they have some pretty high standards now, the website application will reject you for putting in even slightly wrong answers

your skill means nothing without a permanent residence you will not be hired

panhandle like a mfer then use mcds wifi and flip uniswap shitcoins. goml bitches.

I meant 200 a week

start stealing and killing for fentanyl fix till i OD.

join the military, get free food, get free shelter. learn viable skills

Do we lose our knowledge too? Cuz if not I know how to program a computer. And I know a lot about my specific field in computer science. I should be able to demonstrate my knowledge to somebody who would find a valuable. If they found it valuable enough they might even offer me a place so, I don't know how I would ever be homeless if my mind stayed intact.

sucks dicks for 5 bucks

Unironically live in a truck using gym showers precovid in warm climate. Work as night janitor at school or on a farm

You panhandle on the busiest intersection until you have $45 and use that to buy a PO Box with a physical address. Now you can apply anywhere you want. The no address excuse is always liberal bullshit.

The only reason I'm still fucking alive is because I don't want to make my mother sad. If she kicks me out of the house, she clearly no longer cares about me and I have to reason to continue living in this shitty world.

Beg for change and go all in on FTM

been there done that shit
easy mode
go to local restaurants until i get hired as a cook/dishwasher
show up early and clean self in bathrooms, hustle overtime
pick up every shift out there, encourage other coworkers to take time off, reinvest in small quanities of weed and resell to them
sleep outside/on the roof
6 months homeless to functioning

I would have kicked your ass out at 18

Calm down George

Swim in the ocean to clean myself, rinse off in showers. Hussle up any shitty job, save for a vanz live in van. Continue working and saving. Achieve non homelessness.
I had $6 to my name with no paycheck in sight before, I can do it again.

Literally this. Wouldn’t even worry about taxes how’s Uncle Sam going to find you without an address lol.

You sound like a boomer, imagining how the world works.

You don't need an address to get a job, but you do need a job to get a decent rental agreement. I've been "homeless" a few times by moving countries. First few weeks are rough and involve paying for shitty hotels/airBnB.

One advantage you have is mobility, and entry level jobs are about being in the right place at the right time. Given the season, now if I needed work in a hurry, I'd move to where there's a lot of FMCG warehousing.

Never go to a homeless shelter, unless you enjoy the company of dangerous broken people.

mom n pop used lot with a shop. helper for a remodeler. restaurant.

Find a nice bbw, low self esteem virgin to put me up. May have to live out of the gym while I pretend to have my shit together before something bad happens and I "lose my place"

Then gamble shitcoins with her money