I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Resorting to violence to straighten out a bitch means you are mentally weak. There are less costly ways.
Jackson Hernandez
Woman are for my needs. BoringDAO is for my future.
Ayden Carter
Incels seething. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from a real man.
Adam Cruz
women always get even. She sucks his friends dick now for sure if for no other reason to get protection. I do think open hand slapping as discipline is acceptable. It should be clear who is in charge. But beatings or hitting is the stuff of cowardly boys who deserve the rope
Julian Hill
Holy trips checked
Austin Moore
real men dont attack women. I hope she poisons you and marries your buddy.
David Torres
She will.
Jackson Taylor
>having sex in high school You should have waited to find a competant woman instead of banging roasties in high school.
Nathan Sanders
She won't do shit, limp dick simp. She knows who is in charge now, and if she thinks she's going to do something that cheeky, well I'll have to teach her another lesson about life.
must be a little dick to feel this strong by beating women and also remark on my dick total fag. I bet hes really mad because his wife doesnt peg him like he wants me to over here obsessing on my dick
Henry Reed
Holy newfags
Jonathan Campbell
dude you write really well for someone who beats their wife
Cameron Reyes
Women are like computers, some times you gotta give em' a wack to set em' straight.
James Sullivan
PASTA
Carson Murphy
Nietzsche was right when he said when it comes to women you must not forget the whip, but this is irrelevant to your situation. You said yourself the reasoning for marriage was only due to pregnancy, you were too weak as a child and so now your only choice is physical violence until she eventually breaks down and the divorce goes through. It will happen eventually and you will get absolutely anal pounded in court because it's 2020, unless you live in some 3rd world shithole ofc.
While it is true that dominating your woman is wise, what they naturally prefer, and is societally better enmasse hitting your woman physically in the car over and over again is a pretty low tier place to be. It's like hitting a child, at the end of the day there is no danger for you so it is more like a stress valve than a benefit. It is unfortunate that women are so dumb and short sighted that they continue to breed with niggers like you though.
Ryan Smith
a slap*
Cooper Fisher
Look. I came to Zig Forums to help you anons learn the way to treat your wife. You cucks come here to make money to buy a broad, and the reality is you need to just learn how to beat the living shit out of her.
Unfortunately you incels will continue to fap to your anime pillows, and more women will go without getting their faces pummeled like they should.
This is a bait thread, you're an idiot and a cuckold.
Nicholas Ward
I always loved this pasta because I hope to one day be brave enough to try this with my bitch. Only difference is the sex is shit and I don't have kids with mine. To call her useless is actually a compliment, she actually makes my life worse by how messy she is. I'm far from ocd but I like when everything is where it belongs and for the doors and drawers to be closed after opening. She said she would induce lactation and was even excited about it but has since changed her mind. I am disappointed so she gets angry saying she is entitled to change her mind. All I can think is that shit goes both ways and I change my mind about being married. It's not even a legal marriage so she'd just be out real easy like. My house would be neat and orderly all the time, no more having to worry about gluten free diet bullshit, or her annoying constant coughing, or her filthiness. Just peace until I find a woman who can be a proper gf and isn't a raging useless mind changing bitch cunt retard.
Luke Brooks
Regardless of what the intent of poster is. My intent was to inform those who hit women, other than a slap to make her listen (not hurt), makes that person "not a man"
Bentley Thompson
why is this so funny
Blake Nelson
there is no proper girlfriend Theyre all cunts So then just leave dude and become mtgow. Im basically in the same boat as you. Doesnt mean beat her
Nicholas Bailey
I have never had to hit my wife she truly is a wonderful wife, mother, and partner. But my grandfather once told me "when training a wife, children, or dog, if you find you have to lay hands on them, do it with great vigor, so you won't have to do it again." Can't say it works on wives but it is pretty good advise for kids, and dogs.
Mason Price
What makes this pasta even tastier is that some incel is gonna read this shit and really believe it.
Chase Powell
Probably because you are reading instead of living it. She has cured me of my redhead fetish.
Jayden Reed
you dont know what their experience is like. You can tell yourself youre instilling some value. Dont tell me that friend. I see you as the devil on earth you are. Youre in the pedophile boat to me
Brayden Jackson
Kek wtf
Ian Martin
As someone who had trauma as a child ill give you the advice to do it before they can remember. Because its 21 years later since the jew doctor traumatized me and ill never forget him.
Nathaniel King
Dangerously based, sir. I've never had to hit my wife, but I do often show her my strength by easily picking her up and moving her around at will. She's pretty dumb, but just smart enough to know her place.
It’s your fault you chose the idiot- she can’t change who she is. Sorry you fucked up your life so hard that you have anger management issues regarding it.
Lincoln Cook
Seems like it's my duty as a good man to whoop her at least once. If she doesn't learn from it I can rest easy knowing she's just a defective. If she does learn then I get a wife out of it. It's just she so shitty I hardly even care enough to raise a hand now. Would rather just cheat on her with an ugly girl so she feels bad about everything.
Ayden Rogers
Why you gotta name drop Oregon man..
Noah Evans
Beyond Good and Evil. If you must talk to a woman, bring thine whip. White Sharia could be the future, don't judge until you see the results.
Sir at this point i am seething at him hitting a child, not the woman. I did say he should only slap a woman but what makes him as bad as a pedophile to me is beating children
