Anyone else hate anal?

Maybe because I'm a germaphobe, but I hate anything to do with anal. Even if a cute girl sticks a brush up her ass, as soon as the same brush goes in her pussy or mouth, I have to edit or just skip that part. Even in life, I had a girlfriend who asked about it, but I wanted no part. Yes, I tried once, then got in the shower midway through sex.

The bacteria and what it can do to a girl like a yeast infection, it's just gross. Girls are even trained to wipe front to back to avoid contamination of the vulva area.

Anyway, I'm sure many of you will want to tell me how great it is, or why they like it but I'm really just asking if there are any other people here that are turned off by it.

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B-Brush?

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I’ve seen a girl use a pen before. I don’t have an issue with germs but the thought of sticking some foreign object up your holes makes me squeamish

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Anal is a meme lol people don't actually do that, hell they don't even have sex for 3 hours straight like they show in the movies and most man don't lust for sex after doing it for like a year life is actually meaningless
I should know cause I am 30 year old kissless virgin

I also hate it. Hurts like hell, made me cry one time when bf went all in “mistaking” the hole. Hope he never wants to try again because I’m probably never going to be up for it again

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>I should know cause I am 30 year old kissless virgin
Thanks for the advice, party on.

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only fags and niggers like anal
god was a retard for creating us with assholes like what the fuck what a stupid fucking design
>but what about shitting in the street
fuck off pajeet, god could have made a universe where shitting wasn't necessary

>business and finance

> people don't really do anal
So I can ask my wife to stop cuz my ass is starting to really hurt? :(

You were sodomized. Poor girl.

I love refreshing the catalog and seeing posts like this

oral sex is also sodomy

Sir if the time finds you well, I did like to tell you that I am on a chastity probation and what you posted has effectively introduced wetness into my undergarments. I am severely disappoint at this moment because I has broked my 1 day streak.

I will, using my uniswap monies from my 100 wallets, take you to Kleros court for this artifact of prepubescent indecency. My lawyer will be arrived shortly.

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I used to like it. But one time there was a bad smell. Now I no longer like it unless I'm extremely horny

Imagine your pp getting stinky poops all over Ewwww

shitting and urinating in public was a way given by the OGs to ancient rich pajeets so they can humble themselves and kill the ego and enlighten themself to the greater truth but somehow people didn't loose ego doing this kek

You read any ancient scriptures, they all say about killing the ego to jump into the 4th dimension

There is no functional purpose to anal, and it's biologically backwards.
Absolutely disgusting.

i really wanted to do anal and then finally m gf let me and then i got soft while doing it. it's kinda gross and also i felt bad for my gf
i miss her bros

I enjoy the feeling and ass to pussy sex is the most amazing sex I've ever had. You can cum in their ass without worrying about babies. I do really just hate the smell though. There isn't a pleasant smelling anal cavity in the world even after enemas and cleaning which can take forever.

JANNNNIIEESSSSS
CLEAN THIS SHIT POSR UPPPPP

>I have to edit or just skip that part
Why are you watching porn? Stay away it's not good for your brain. This is /biz we are enlightened here because none of us watch porn.

You have to prep for it right, there are tips on /d/. If I'm gonna be having sex I watch what I eat and take phylum husk. Traps have a p spot for a reason otherwise God wouldn't have wanted us to exist.

Never forget, the jews did this to us. Never fucking forget.

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That spot is for extra sensation for the urgency in the need to defecate. God really had no idea. It's why he has forgotten us, we're hopeless and disgusting. God is ashamed and he ought to just start another flood.

WTF THAT ID? GOD why? Why did you do this to me?

hah u gay

yeah I'm in the same boat, kinda gross

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This is true. Anal is a meme forced by porn. It developed as a sexual practice as a way to gain birth control and sometimes to not harm virginity. It's actually quite stinky to perform, if you are subhuman enough to look over this fact, as a man one could enjoy it. Joy for most women is actually very limited. This is kind of logical as nature simply intended to use the other hole.

My gf asshole was gold. Don't favour but don't don't either.
I hate scat so you may take that into consideration.

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Yes. I like to watch anal porn. But I don’t like it in real life.

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I'm a fan of it. My penis is self cleaning, either the next time I shower or she blows me. It feels better and it makes me love her more somehow knowing she would do something she doesn't like just because I want her to. It's very intimate, I can't explain it well but it makes me feel so close to her.

rip

Insane insertions in ass as well as prolapsed assholes are not only beyond gross but outright lunatic.

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You don't really need to be a germophobe to not want to stick your dick in the shitter. It's fucking disgusting, guaranteed to leave fecal matter on your dick no matter how much she tries to clean.

We should be allowed threads like this, a few per day.
Constant numbers sends you crazy. Its nice to break it up with a little guy talk.

I had a gf that wanted anal and I have a girthy dick. Did it twice and it was messy both times. I came but yeah, had to shower right after cause shit on my dick. My interest in anal is pretty much the same. Gross but if you want it, ok I guess.