Should I unironicly by this for 75k?

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what the fuck would you do with it?

Mount a fleshlight on it, create a pornhub account and make stonks.

You should upgrade it and have a mounted machine gun & taser on top and take it to the park. They'll have to call in the fucking army to put that thing down.

i considered making this joke in my first reply but i didnt want to take away from the seriousness of my question

Yeah, maybe make a youtube channel or something I guess.

a few years from now it'll cost $7,500, and then $750 and a decade or so from now it'll be government-mandated that you have one in your home

what percent is that of your net worth, and how much do you want/need it? it seems pretty useless so unless you're like a mega millionaire i would say no, don't do it user.

what is this? a robot dog?

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75k? Why don't you just pay 75$ for the miniature version?

yeah bro

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>paying 75 grand for a robot that is not a even a robot waifu that you could actually fuck
why

>attach facial scanner
>get it to go through streets
>show fbi/cia your data
>they give you 100m to make more

>get lojack on it
>mount camera on it
>have the video stream through 5G to a computer running facial recognition software
>rent it to events for security/cops on site

As if a fine respectable member of society wouldn't snap one of the legs off and steal the camera

>"BigDog" started development in 1995
25 years and that piece of shit is still a meme project

that was my first thoughts as well, perhaps this is an idea worth exploring further, i'll report back with some preliminary findings and experiments brb

Strap dildo to it
Let it run around and sexually harass people
Follow it around and record video
Put video on YouTube
Call it DildoDoggy
Make millions in ad revenue

>strap tons of rainbow dildos and streamers and glitter and shit
>let loose on some parade and take video
>release videos as ragebait for conservative boomers
>profit

based and checked

Put it on twitch and let’s play Zig Forums controls the robot

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What's the views:pay ratio on Pornhub? 100:1? I bet you could easily get a million views for pure meme appeal, so that would cover $10k right there.

Getting some serious shadowrun vibes from this post.

They have a long memory, user

i like this idea buy it for the Zig Forums bros

>air drones
>land drones

all we're missing is boat drones

after that then we're missing all its subtypes

>submarine drones
>train drones
>balloon drones
>rocket drones

Or you could buy this

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Mount dildo on it
Make robo cyber dog "stuck" porn
New legal genre
Profit!

They should've just let you figure it out

Unless you have a use case and product in mind, no.This is for research only, and the price reflects that. Its a platform to build on, not a finished product. Wait a few years and it'll be heavily reduced and maybe consumer ready. Its a glorified RC quadruped.

>Massive fucking waste of tax dollars.

There, Nigel. I figured it out.

Go get a shelter dog for cheap/free you monster