If a stock's ex dividend date is December 31st, and I bought the stock 60 days before December 31st, then it becomes a qualified dividend, and I pay less taxes?
James Jenkins
>AAAOOOOAAAOOOAAAOOOAAAOOO There, now you can take a break from /smg/ until January.
Wagies getting scammed Ponzi scheme spam. Retards who think that crypto is a good idea for protecting capital in the long term. (Is, until u get fucking bogged.)
Most people who are in it, are usually sub 5 figures, like 3-10k usually so they can risk everything and don't feel too much pain.
Leo Gray
>can't tell if butthurt faggot or just some meme I missed
Who are some good financial YouTubers or videos or anything? I have an 8hr shift and watching Steven Anderson, Jim Rohn and Tony Robbins too much.
Zachary Harris
Pre-crypto era it was practically a semi-dead board but had a lot of interesting discussions going on. Post-crypto it's this shithole you can see with your own eyes right now, with this general and /pmg/ being the only safe havens left.
Sebastian Gonzalez
there's /pmg/ and i think there used to be a penny stock general which honestly did have some good picks if you verified the DD of all the penny stocks they shilled, there were like two with actual financials and they've both mooned since June GSI.V and OSS.V
Camden Gutierrez
What are we thinking GME does tomorrow morning?
Carter Brooks
just pissed out my ass boys and I came to the realization that we are all gonna make it
Set up Robinhood to invest $100 into SPY every day am I gon make it?
Carson Campbell
GME frens. do you think all of these shorts will actually be required to cover this massive short position if they are just selling amongst "themselves? asking to truly understand
>Zig Forums existed before crypto Look at this revisionist here.
Jackson Mitchell
They aren't all that important until the final hours before the market open over the weekend. If they are in the green at all, it's a decent sign.
Oliver Russell
I remember there’d be one guy posting a daily thread about how being a restaurant manager meant you were a chad who could bang all the waitresses. It was either cope or a crab bucket mentality
Brody Martinez
$9 puts maybe
Ryan Cohen and whoever his buddies may be are clearly willing to buy GME up to $8.63 at least also seemed like there was another whale buying up shares on Friday too with the huge volume spikes across the day.
>autorollover F What were betting on that's that reliable anyway?
Liam Morris
Is Palantir a meme or is it worth investing in?
Luke Davis
no, people are deluded that a short squeeze will happen because if these are institutional shorts who fucked up, they can just cover slowly over time. at best they might start covering and retail short sellers trigger a squeeze, but institution themselves will just hold through the squeeze or even short from the top.
actually wait lol, they can probably get out of this breakeven in the end by screwing over retail short sellers. If there's like 15%-30% who can get forcefully liquidated, that's more than enough for a massive squeeze. KODK happened with much much fewer
Sebastian Jones
user................... Zig Forums was created for crypto containment from /g/. There never was a pre-crypto time.
Aiden Allen
Palntir is basically sophisticated data analytics to catch Chinese spies in the armed forces, big business, and silicon valley
Kayden Rogers
What topic do you want? Macro? Balance sheets? Meme liners?
Jordan Rogers
All i know is dividends make money
Joshua Jones
i can't fucking believe i lurked /g/ then and overlooked bitcoin AND AMD entirely fuck me
i mean fuck i didnt give a shit about money then, i just wanted to build a computer or buy a new laptop/phone and shit
David Anderson
There's some theory involving MM being behind most of the shorts and having the ability to unwind over time, not being subject to the 50% borrow APR. I don't really know but who cares, squeezes don't require impossible overshorting. I'm betting on Cohen anyway.
Lucas Sullivan
>feel guilty about buying an expensive stealth hitch for the car >futures up enough to cover the cost if the price sticks thank you market gods
watch kitchen nightmares instead that's what I did all the time during my dead evening shifts deskjob
Austin Martinez
I was going to wait a few hours and see which way the wind is blowing after the initial rush.
Definitely interested in a long term hold but I might actually go with Cramer for once and consider $10 my absolute maximum.
Ian Moore
Imo, it's very hard to find a stock that you gain from buying and holding on it's listing day.. I'm sure there will be very good trades to be made in the volatility; but to buy & hold I would wait a few days / weeks for it to bottom out, then go in It's not a meme >PLTR 'market cap' $22B revenue $1B = 22 >Splunk market cap $29B revenue 2.36B = 12.28 >MongoDB market cap $14B revenue 421M = 33.25 >Datadog market cap $27B revenue 140M = 192 More importantly, why is Datadog valued at $27B??
Eli King
98% of it is some indian trying to sell you some scam coin and then takes all your money.
Blake Stewart
Umm idk.. I'm new to all of this I'm going to read more but I'm in debt with health bills and I'm a sex offender
Camden King
Even then I seen more business and finance related shit going on than bitcoin, as misleading the board title is. Hopefully you bought into bitcoin then and eth when it was shilled at the 20-30 range.
Jason Roberts
That cow has cryptosporidium
Jeremiah Morris
going all in on airlines at open tomorrow. Fuck it. This tweet convinced me.
Not to take away from that but pretty sure most the multimillionaires and billionaires know the same tactics to void taxes.
Luke Gray
I mostly ignore the majority of it as they're shilling random crypto's that are likely pnd. Only 5 crypto's I'd consider throwing money at. There's also pmg but they seem delusional about gold and silver, especially silver. Probably the same people who reeeee at anyone selling their silver even when it's sold at a profit lol.
