I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

say you're jewish user. its one of their holidays tomorrow.

WAKEY EARLY CAGIE WAGIES
EARLY MONDAY GET IN YOUR CAGIES
DO MY HARD WORK ALL DAY
IF YOU SLACK OFF I DOCK YOUR PAY
THEN GO HOME AND STRAIGHT TO BED
CUZ EARLY TUESDAY ITS THE CAGE AGAIN

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loser

reporting you, im gunna get you fired

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these posts make me so comfy
>tfw no workies tomorrow and cup of hot coco

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man i feel the same way user

Take a sick day/week

I'm at work rn lmao

>biggest job interview of my life tomorrow

hope i dont fuck it up bros. im jelly of you anons with good jobs who get to go to work tomorrow

OOOOOHHHHHHH WAGIES

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>tfw when i'm literally going to be digging holes tomorrow for a construction company.

I don't have a chance at making it.

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My job at FAANG is so boring.

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>FAANG

lets trade.

Feels good having a decent-paying job that I mostly enjoy. I'll look forward to being able to retire but at least I can look forward to work most weeks.

me too lmao

dance for shekelberg, monkey

Not sure how you'd feel about back and forth meetings with pajeets and chang's for months to implement as something as insignificant as a button and also living a sedentary lifestyle. The only positive is the money.

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how do you even land a job like one of those?

>last day of vacation
brehs..... I DONT WANT TO GO BACK NOOOOOOOOO

A college degree in computer science helps. If you're still in college, getting an internship is so much easier than trying apply for one of those companies. With that internship, you can probably get a return full time offer and start off with a solid $130k base salary and $50k stocks per year at FAANG at a high cost of living area (i.e. San Francisco Bay area, NYC, etc)

If you're already working as a software engineer, then you have to be autistic and solve a lot of data structures and algorithms problems from Leetcode (look it up). Those onsite interviews are brutal because they last from 3 to 6 hours. You have an hour per round of solving those damn problems. You can solve like 200 Leetcode problems to do okay but solve like 600 Leetcode problems for good measure. Generally practicing for software engineer interview is like a second job.

All I said is for big companies and well established startups but smaller companies might ask you to do a small project that they estimate to take about 10 hours or so.

In short: learn to code ain't enough.

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