Meanwhile, on Ye Olde Zig Forums.......
Meanwhile, on Ye Olde Zig Forums
Daniel Gray
Anthony Ross
God prithee maketh uni go up god oh mine own god prithee my uni reeeeeeeeeeee
Cameron Clark
I am a Pajeet brown stained. Hath not a Pajeet eyes? Hath not a Pajeet hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
John Bell
The man that hath no Chainlink in portfolio, Nor is not moved with concord of gains, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Mark the token.
Dominic Gonzalez
And yet you use the Kings highways as your personal Privvy!
Heh!
Jason Parker
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Landon Mitchell
MINE GOLD LINKES AAAAAAAAHHHHHH A BURGLAR HATH STRIPPED ME OF MINE LINKES AAAAAAHHHHH CHEQUE THINE COFFERS
>CHEQUE THINE COFFERS
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>CHEQU3 THINE COFFERS
Ian Rivera
yond is a sir.
Luke Garcia
Knowest thou this! That by the end of this fair year of our Lord, Rippel shalt indubitably be estimated at one hundred score shillings!
John Nelson
OOOOOHHH STINKIIIIEES where art thou pathetic linkies? Thy wickedness and avarice has been punished, thy base serfdom all but secured for posterity as just payment for thy innumerable sins ye treacherous stinkies
Jack Gray
I cannot read; I shall never selleth my Linkes.
Evan Powell
Didst thee misseth Dutch tulip pump?
Acquire Hindu lotus post-haste, or forever hangeth thy head in sorrow!
Guarante'd five score profit!
Luke Price
Be silent! Thou ungodly strumpet! Lest thy maidenhead be forcefully taken from thee!
Daniel Sanchez
ye old biz is still on SAFEX shit desu
comfy
Alexander Young
My thanks to thee fair wench.
Sebastian Butler
If thou knowest, thou knowest
Gavin Cox
factitious shillings are GUARDED
Jackson Foster
Damn, Novgorod looked like THAT??
Chase Scott
beheld!
Asher Peterson
>Didst thee misseth Dutch tulip pump?
selling my cow for 5 tulip bulbs
still young
makes lots of milk
Jordan Carter
YOU WHORESON KNAVES. YOU SLATHERING, BABOON BREASTED WRETCHES.
YOU TOLD ME DUTCH EAST INDIA COMPANY COULDN'T LOSE. YOU SAID IT WAS TOO BIG TO COMETH DOWN. I INVESTED 100 SCORE GUILDERS AT THE VERY TOP.
"INVEST MORE AS THE PRICE DECLINETH" SAID THOU, "IT IS BUT A DIP"
I HAVE LOST ALL. I AM, IN ALL WAYS FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC, RUINED.
I DEMAND A REECKENINGE. THERE WILL BE ACTIONS CONSEQUENT UPON THIS
Dylan Anderson
Let us robeth some graves me lorde.
Ethan Ramirez
never invest what thou shan't afford to lose
Samuel Williams
Reply to this comment or your mother will die in her sleepeth
Robert Cook
never mind the spell is not working tonight
Mason Garcia
Faggot
Anthony Gutierrez
Mine linkies doth remian forevermore stinking
Jonathan Jackson
>it is but a dip
best line in the thread
Zachary Rogers
okay the spell is working again
Luke Gomez
Huzzah!
Elijah Foster
ALL FOR ONE AND ALL FOR ONE I DO SAY
DOUBTETH NOT THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING! ESPECIALLY POSITIVE THINKING WHENCE AMONGST OTHERS!
THIS TRINKET IS GOING TO REACH 1000 QUID EASILY!
CONTAINETH THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YE MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT SHALL BRING ITSELF FORTH IN THIS REALM. DO IT! I JOKE NOT!