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SING IT WITH ME!
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>wagies will defend this
>ATTENTION ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES
>THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION IN THIS WALMART
>ALL EMPLOYEES MUST REPORT TO THE CIRCLE FOR THE WALMART FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE PART IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>FAILURE TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
>FAILURE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
fuck me that's the funniest sad thing i've seen in a while thx user
They're getting into the business of running hospitals now. Enjoy your Great Value (TM) Walmart healthcare plan.
I have the feeling that corporate is in their boardrooms secretly laughing their asses off watching these videos of their wagies donning capes and doing these team-building group dances.
>they sell you cheap poison and heal you when it made you sick
They make the people in corporate do the same thing. On weekends. Off the clock.
BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT, BOOM BOOM PAT
>hating on wagies
As pathetic as they are you need them for a functioning society. Who else is going to bag your groceries at the checkout?
Soon, this is all gonna be behind us inn'it?
No more baggers, scanners, ... less cuck wagies or they'll be totally out of sight. Drone delivery via driver-less trucks.
We will have to explain this to our kids one day, if they'd ever think to ask.
Someone paid to bag the groceries and not forced to do some unrelated retarded dance out of fear of losing their job?
>Hey! No slacking or you are doing overtime
You guys better be training for regionals. We're not fuckin' losing to Black Angus and Outback again this year.
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>next to legendary food and legendary service, line dancing really is the identity of our store
why are women so into work 'family'? I wish i could make people not only slave for minimum wage but dance for me too
kek i worked night shift for a few years. at most we had a rhyme that some employees would sing along with, but most wouldnt.
he cooms to them, doesn't he
Lmao I wonder why business America was pushing hard to get them into the workplace. Everything they do has to be communal, it's why they love group workouts too.
they aren't, but they know if they pretend to be some of them can get a little more money by doing less work aka planning and choreographing the video.
the guy at 1:56 certainly does
based ronnie
We don't need then to dance the Walmart song for team building. You can laugh at them for refusing to stand up for their own dignity like slaves. Americans are almost as cucked as the Japanese.
As if working a shitty job isn't enough. They have to crush the last ounce of dignity you have left.
did medieval lords make their peasants sing and dance for their amusement like this? I have to say there's a weird primal satisfaction in watching a bunch of peasants humiliate themselves for fear of losing their meager wage or receiving a flogging for not participating.
they had minstrels for that sorta shit. i think the goal back then was to keep peasants as far from your social groups as possible, only encountering them to deal with taxes or problems
imagine it turning into an orgy
No they did not. They had paid jesters for amusement. Ever been to a Raising Canes ? They make them say cringey catch phrases every time someone comes to the drive thru or up to the counter. One of them is welcome to raising canes what chicken ya pickin ? It ruins my meal everytime
All the wagies to aisle two,
Song and dance time, that means you!
Hurry you disgusting slob,
if you want to keep your job!
Wiggle those hips, shake your leg,
I don't want to hear you beg.
"I have chest pains", "I'm too tired",
Are you asking to be fired?
Shake that body! Shake it now!
I won't ask again you sow!
With more feeling, with more heart!
With more love for your Walmart!
Sing for Walmart, sing for life,
dance for healthcare for your wife!
Move your arms you fucking mess,
Juan will dance for six cents less!
Pick yourself up off the floor,
Dance, you peasant, I want more!
How can I make any money,
If you're not doing something funny?
Look at Don, he's 93,
with one leg cut off at the knee,
and goofy, paralytic flailing,
you'll be like that when you're ailing!
Once you're body's old and rotten,
at least your shame will be forgotten.
No loved ones at least to see,
The pathetic creature man can be.
KEK
main reason is to drive labor prices down by adding more supply. making our lives that much shittier
Solid
yeah right..I have walked out of better jobs for much less..but not needing to earn money anymore kinda helps,