/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fact: I am smarter than you and I declare the market fucking CRASHES tomorrow

SELL SELL SELL
RED RED RED
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

vix measures volatility. stocks going up is also a sign of volatility

US Tech futures still pumping and the chart still looks good

VIX isn't anti-index, it's just volatility.
You can go up in a volatile way.

FUCK JANNIES
also, desu

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Because it’s late this happened earlier the VIX ticked up the exact same amount while everything pulled back then pumped again

rolling! Have at you, foul beast!

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Amazing how much good choosing a Supreme Court justice can do.

So instead of going up slowly, we're going to open 5% up and the Dow will be up 1000 points EOD?

Will Nasdaq hit 11800 today?

Isn’t VIX puts bought on futures contracts?

Here's the thing about us BOBO's. We don't cum often, we cum hard and when you least expect it.

Friday is the last day for stimulus hopes. House & Nancy better come up with something. Come Friday, no stimulus= Bloody October.

Pelosi won’t sign shit before the election dude

It doesn't mean more up or more down, just more volatility.
investopedia.com/terms/v/volatility.asp

Go fish

>when you least expect it
>Friday
So smug.

>the dragon eats your face

No. Read:
investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp

This is the song I listen to, to get pumped for the next GME trading day. I'm gonna make it, will you?
music.youtube.com/watch?v=2YLoJ9ItSj0&feature=share

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9000

So will stocks go up or down next month?

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Why is this on Pelosi? HEROS was signed. Senate hasn't pass anything.

What is a good percentage to keep as cash rather than in stocks cause of all the ptential rockiness the market may experience in the next few months?

strawpoll.me/21018147

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